KEEP POSTIN DRONES, THE NEXT TIME I SEE MEGAMIND IT’S ON SIGHT.
KEEP POSTIN DRONES, THE NEXT TIME I SEE MEGAMIND IT’S ON SIGHT
Jack Hall
Noah Ward
Go suck Jericho's cock
Jayden Brooks
Jace Thompson
Juan Hall
Based eddie poster striking fear into edrone
James Walker
Say the line one more time, I dare you oh... I TRIPLE DARE YOU!
Eli Scott
Luis Allen
what are you gonna do, suck his cock?
Ethan Morales
GOOD MORNING SIR
Brayden Jenkins
Good evenin to your sirs
Carson Stewart
Henry Turner
YA SEE EDDIE
Jaxon Collins
hates levesque, but loooooooves his cock
Jason Foster
>Do ya know the definition of insanity, patna?
Gavin Wood
It’s doing the same fucking shit and never drawing a millie
Gabriel Young
>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said the world is cold, better bundle up! Ayo! The....
YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT IT!
HEY CHRISTOPHER! YO JERICHO! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? I TOLD YOU I WAS PROMISED A MATCH WITH YOU, DAWG! Now I see you got a match with Mox and you're bringin' out the Lionheart!? YOU GAVE ME A DOLLAR STORE JOKER JERICHO AND YOU'RE GIVING MOX THE LIONHEART!!?
Nah dawg, naw dawg fuck that! I told you Chris I'ma get that nut dawg, I'ma suck you dry! When I said on sight, Christopher, well that's got a different meaning in the gay community. On sight means: You could be havin' dinner with your family and I sneak in under the table and start blowin' ya in front of your family. ON SIGHT MEANS YOU COULD BE IN THE AEW SHOWER WHILE MY BOYS ORTIZ AND SANTANA STAND GUARD AND I SNEAK IN AND SUCK YOU OFF! ON SIGHT MEANS I COULD SNEAK INTO A TELEVISED MATCH AND SUCK YOU DRY BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU! HOW ABOUT THAT PAHTNAH! HERE LOOK! *pulls out a lighter and holds the flame to his hand* LOOK AT THR HEAT! LOOK AT THE HEAT! LOOK AT THE HEAT, CHRIS!! I'M A HEAT SEEKING HOMOSEXUAL MISSLE JERICHO!! AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL I HIT MY TARGET! IMA GOBBLE UP THAT OLD MAN JIZZ LIKE IT'S A FINE WINE, JERICHO!! ON SIGHT!!
Julian Rogers
AEW star Eddie Kingston has hilariously voiced his dilemma over Adam Cole's good looks.
With sound in-ring prowess, good looks, and terrific mic skills, Cole has been touted as "the complete package" by some wrestling pundits. Over the last 14 years, the former NXT Champion has built himself into one of the biggest stars in the business.
Eddie Kingston, on the other hand, has built a reputation as a nasty brawler over his 20-year career. Coming up in gritty promotions like CZW and Ring of Honor, The Mad King has made no secret of his distaste for prettyness in the world of professional wrestling.
During an appearance on Highspots’ Sign-It-Live show, Eddie Kingston weighed in on hanging out with good-looking guys:
"I don’t hang out with pretty people. If you notice, everyone in my crew is not pretty. The only good-looking people in the group of friends I have are the women, that’s it. All the guys are ugly," said Kingston.
Elaborating on his thoughts about guys with good looks, The Mad King had some harsh words for The Undisputed Elite's Adam Cole:
"No, Adam Cole, man, he’s too pretty. I don’t know whether to take him out on a date or f*** him up. I don’t know," Kingston added. (H/T: Fightful)
Hunter Cruz
>distaste for prettyness
>gets his eyebrows shaped like a latina
He tries to keep ugly people around to keep his lust for cock in check. Fuck this bloated fake tough guy bitch machine.
Luis Martinez
Jason Foster
>I'ma get that nut Jericho!
Ayden Gonzalez
Holy fuck! Almost choked on my dinner.
>I'M A HEAT SEEKING HOMOSEXUAL MISSLE