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Let's fix that, post your recent mires. I'll start:
>be me cycling today
>see an old woman, probably a crackhead, next to cycle path
>almost sure she'll jump in front of me so I get the brakes ready
>hear she saying something to me
>"wow look at those hot legs"
T-Thanks, I guess
No mires to report, I will keep you all posted
no mires and i've recently been having really convincing gay thoughts. will keep Any Forums updated
>go to the theater
>get there 10 minutes late
>as I go in everyone cheers and applauds
>wtf for me
>people stand up and keep applauding
>MIRING TRAPS I hear from the back row
>HE CUTE
>ARE THOSE REAL
>go to my sit
>guys pat me in the back as I go in
>I fart after one particularly strong pat
>AAH 6 EGGS FOR BREAKFAST HE MUST BE BULKING
>standing ovation still going on after 5 minutes
>y-you too
I also have decided that I'm better off giving in to my gay desires...
no mirins since 2017
fake and schizophrenic. you probably payed the crackwhore to suck off your micropeen.
based and real. he fucked my wife right after.
>supply teacher
>walking hallway at highschool between classes
>group of girls goes by
>blond girl stares at me in particular
>once I'm passed hear her go "Oh my GAWD..." to her friends
>have some rugby boys in a class
>one of the lads says I have jacked forearms and traps
>tell him about good forearm stuff he can do and good trap work
>passing on gains to the next generation
>teaching in middleschool
>there's another teacher there who's known as the "tall teacher"
>he's like 6'5" but I'm 6'6"
>come in to cover his class for a period
>a few of the boys say "He's even taller than you!"
>"He's like the Chad version!"
>while the other teacher is in the room
Wish there were qt teachers around I could meet but no such luck just male teachers and older ladies no 20 something ladyteachers cause they all seem to go elementary school route, closest was a qt EA who totally gave me the miring look but she was only a casual worker haven't seen her in some time.
The funniest shit I get now that I'm Any Forums is guys aggressively grabbing their women when they see me lmao
Made me audibly kek
good job user
I know what you mean,happened to me once
>be me
>3 years ago
>last year of high school
>ottermode but great shoulder width
>Finished all our races
>Me and my bro changing back to street clothes so we can hit the road with the others later
>8/10 femake walking with who appears to be her boyfriend
>Looks over and sees me about to put my shirt on
>Bites lip in a near reflexive manner
>Boyfriend notices and wraps his arm around her head in a way it blocks her vision
>I notice this and smile to myself
For context we were at the high school and it was a sports day on the field
>make gifs of my cuming
>send to thicc Latina
>”Thats crazy hot, so much.”
Feels good blowing big loads
>>"He's like the Chad version!"
>>while the other teacher is in the room
Oof
Based loadmire. Those are the best kind. Zinc supplementing everyday is godly. I blew in one girl in February who kept saying she couldn't believe how much it was and she's never been able to actually feel the cum spurting and filling before.
bump
>tfw never been mired by a hot girl
This probably meant nothing but thought I'd ask.
>in gym
>real cute girl shows up
>she wearing that usual big baggy shirt with booty shorts underneath combo
>she seems me, I see her and we lock eyes
>don't really think anything of it as I'm focusing on my workout
>don't know if she makes it a point but notice she walks in front of me a few times
>finally realize she was waiting for her friend as she is now with a taller girl
>they again walk in front of me but this time look at the shorter girl that I think is cute
>she flips up her shirt and shows her decent booty and I get an eyefull
>she turns around the moment she flips her shirt and looks at me
>stares me down as I've been caught staring at her butt
The entire time afterwards I just kept to myself and couldn't really tell if she was looking or not though.
my mom said my arms were getting big
Mirin digits
>visit family
>mom: “Wow user you look skinny, I can tell you’ve lost weight!”
>grandpa: “no, you still looks husky”
>cooldidntaskanyoneatallfuckihatethis