>one chance at life
>parents named me LeMickey
One chance at life
David Davis
Caleb Foster
Why be sad, you're so fine you blow my mind
Kayden Lopez
>one chance at life
>parents name me eggbert
Connor Gray
you can legally change it, pick a name you like and try it out first for a year or something. when they die, make their tombstones say stupid ass names in revenge.
Nathaniel Wilson
>one chance at life
>parents named me Mayo
Brandon Brooks
I know a lot of these are jokes but my parents unironically did name Urnk
Sebastian Cruz
Then be grateful they didn't name you ADisney.
Elijah Jackson
is there a country on this planet that doesn't allow a name change?
Ethan Sullivan
>OP didn't understand
What a pity
William Robinson
Just introduce yourself as mick, michael, mike etc. stop being autistic
Leo Reyes
user you seem to be lost.
This here is Any Forums, we usually talk about fitness or homosexual encounters.
What you are looking for is Any Forums
Asher Ross
On the 12th day of Christmas LeMickey gave to me
12 excuses given
11 choked quarters
10 faked finals
9 tears to the refs
8 missed free throws
7 flops and travels
6 finals losses
5 turnovers
4 clutch checks
3 superteams
2 bailed out rings
And an undeserved Mickey Mouse ring
Samuel Mitchell
>parents named me JorFraud
Charles Torres
they're really taking the mick
Brayden Carter
user is...LE MICKEY!?!?!
Jaxon Gomez
>the name "shining blade" is now an embarrassing nerd name
It's up to you to reverse this. Go by Ecgbert from now on.
Tyler Torres
>Parents named me Larden
Hudson Rodriguez
Yesterday while at wendy’s, i went to order a 4 for 4 but to my surprise LeMickey had bought Wendy’s and changed the meal to a 4 for 10. i immediately stormed out and went to MJs restaurant where i could get a 6 for 6. Hand over the wendy's and the rings, LeBum!
Jason Sullivan
>one chance at life
>parents named me Dede
Christian Robinson
>hate indians
>my last name is curry
Eli Ortiz
>one chance at life
>parents named me chad