TONIGHT from Columbus, Ohio
>Orange Cassidy vs Jay Lethal
>The Acclaimed vs Gunn Club
>We hear from Interim Champion Jon Moxley
>Christian Cage vs Matt Hardy
>Powerhouse Hobbs will be in action
>Undisputed Elite is back
>Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. & Jamie Hayer vs Thunderstorm
>Chris Jericho vs Wheeler Yuta, If Yuta wins he gets Jericho's title shot
I can't make anymore threads, someone else make next
First for Fatt Lardy
This has to be the best Dynamite I've ever seen.
every match at summer slam was better than this one
holy shit end this fucking match already
Boring gay tranny garbage.
I wish it was Fartt Lady instead
Sniff.
He was literally setting up a response for Taz, mark
First for Mr Furley
post physique right fucking now
it's a low bar
BAH GAWD HE BENOIT'D
All I'm gonna say is, A Black man stole Cody's Codyvator
But enough about you.
Christian being pushed to the limit by a geriatric...
?
sexo
Can they go home already?
Christian has the epic matches that Edge wishes he could pull off. Adam must have a massive inferiority complex.
Christian is older than Matt
great for a boomer match, lil long tho
Janet>Chrissy
The only good match was Becky vs Bianca
Lying won't make this dumpster fire better
>I haven't seen that move in years!
Gee JR, who'd you see it from last?
this should have been a squash.
Lol fag. This dude is fat.
I miss the Edge and Christian podcast. Would be nice to hear both guys take on their current runs.
Big Ol' Mancer was on Dark
Combined age of 95 in this match
This match is a testament to how good Christian is. Hardy can barely move.
They really dont have to break a table every single week
no japanese tables here
bout an 892k i'm afraid
This has been surprisingly decent for these two guys
This match is actually pretty good lol
Every tonight has been better than anything WWmeme has put on in the past decade.
oh yes
>The two old guys are midcarders
Imagine being Malakai Black and seeing this dogshit match is on TV instead of you...
God I wish there were.
not with Matt Hardy...no
Seeing Mo Salah in ads makes me excited for footy to start again
>Christian having to carry Fat Hardy through a match
end it
I miss MJF
based peepchad with the dub
>sexo
Sorry, my mistake, this was meant for squatting Max
EDGE DEBUT BROS
Yes, i'm glady surprised
I'm falling asleep this shit sucks
I'm up early with my hair curly
me and Mr. Furley
fuckin' Laverne and Shirley
God I want to breed her.
Fatt Retardy might literally be dead
He's just giving Matt Hardy a front row seat to Will Smith's hit film Concussion
BAH GAWD ITS KANESAURUS
Basic moves but with good ringwork
Luchasaurus will turn AGAIN
Terri > all of em.
Over 20 yrs later, she did a nude scene in Devil's Rejects and was still hot.
>Christian is a pussy
So Christian can barely beat Matt Hardy but we're gonna have to believe that Jungle Boy will struggle to do so
same lad
only real reason i tuned into this shit
he'll be back one day, have faith my man
there are 30 other guys in AEW I would rather watch Christian wrestle for 10-minutes than Matt
Hes just gonna reincarnate in another form
>Christian is a pussy
Based kek
Jungle Boy and Botchasurus. I Sleep
kek that t shirt
Yeah...I think I'm gonna start working on fapfic again. Might as well put the horniness to good use.
>Jungle Boy isn't over
>Entire crowd waving their arms for him
Based shirt
oi m8 u havin a fokken laff r u
I’ve been thinking the same thing. It was such a comfy show.
>Technical Sports-Entertainer
that's a cool Jungle Jack shot
>it's not even cwose
Jungle Boy over or is it the song?
Daniel Garcia the milly slayer
the only match at All Out I'm looking forward to
good morning sir
Rating poison Daniel Garcia. The Ratings crashed and burn.
>that shirt
holy based
>Daniel Garcia
Ah yes, the jannetty of 2point0.
>he bought a ticket
How could Excalibur possibly know that
Could you do one where she is 6 and her babysitter shows her a secret game they can play together in the garage?
Garcia has go away heat with me brother
>the Jabroni Daniel Byran decided to job to out of the kindness of his heart
I sleep
The Shockmaster ep was my favorite
Damn this dude is really trying to get mentioned on Cornette
they were very careful not to show jungle boys shirt. Christian is a pussy.
>"technical sports entertainer"
>technical sports entertainer
my fucking sides
show has been good tonight, 7.5/10 so far and it keeps getting better
Yeah. He hasn't interacted with jungle boy since the second turn
Australia doesn't seem like a real place..
GOOD MORNING SIRS
I think Garcia could be a legend someday but he's still a long way off.
Turns out, when Tony Khan doesn't have to put his attention on New Japan and Ring of Honor, he can book a good show
I hate that little British CUNT in that Samsung commercial
Me on the right
>Friedman was reportedly in New Jersey last week filming with the cast of Impractical Jokers from TruTV.
Get some standards
i've seen better than her, much better
Im getting a "Nugenix" ad right now
Did he really fucking say that lol where's security then
The song, but he's growing on me
Based becky chad
I think Yuta will win, the young boy is the one that ends the feud.
Him and Yuter are both future legends.
Fuck I gotta watch that episode
Absolutely. He's fine on the mic and can wrestle. TERRIBLE at selling, and his posture is that of a gay porn star (Often sticks his butt out suggestively), but he has a lot of potential.
I didn't know Garcia was Indian, ya dingleberry
>Fightful has learned that Fightful has learned to learn about Fightful learning
So far a great show. You can see the seeds from All Out being planted
KIP BROS
>finally acknowledging it's Kip
only took two years
will pwtees have this ready before the end of the show?
I love these packages of PAC's journey outside of AEW
Do you think my workrate is dropping?
Wait. They're acknowledging Kip now?
Summer of Ethan Paige
Always remember, AEW will fail because it caters to the far left, who will turn on and cancel a product at the drop of a hat. WWE has decades of goodwill in doing charity work with Make a Wish, the US Military, local communities of color, on and on. WWE appeals to everyone, AEW appeals to a thin slice of people who secretly are dying for an excuse to blast them for likes and re-tweets because that's all they've been conditioned to care about.
Where's Kenny?
>disgruntled employee
>Pac wrestling over seas in vhs quality matches
I like Ethan Page. He's too good to be stuck with Scorpio Sky.
Never made sense why he disappeared.
He's been putting on absolute bangers on Dark man.
This truly is Russo Era WCW
>this dimeless fuck
Ethan Page sucks
So is ATT done?
Summer of Paige
BASED ETHAN
Ethan Page is not on TV because he's Rating Poison, a Jobber and a complete Shitter
FINALLY ETHAN IS ON HIS OWN. HES SO GREAT ON THE MIC.
I hope so
Ethan Page is based fuck you fags
Ethan Page can't draw a dime
Gonna go see Battle of the Belts 3 on Friday
Pretty excited bros
NOOOOOO PEEP CHADS AIEEEEE
Got DAMN what an absolute PIT SLUT. Those smooth pits are just begging to be coomed on.
Sauce?
>Properly proportioned Jonathan Gresham in the ring
WHY
I like this gimmick.
Stokely out collecting white boys for Jade
what's up with all these tiny negros running around
what is the point of this
>nitwits vs dimwits
who goes over?
Scorpiobros...
Cum Toosday
>MJF at home
What did Rosa's sandbag shirt say? Was it just referring to her tits?
Ethan is actually getting reactions. Kinda impressed.
>MJF at home
> work shoot
Eri Kitami.
>Always remember, AEW will fail because it caters to the far left
it literally doesn't mention poltiics even once on its core shows outside of Punk's shitty t-shirts.
>Housemate shoot got a PS5 earlier
>No games except Demon Souls and he doesn't even like Dark Souls
Have fun bro
Bring a KWAB sign
he still has the bacony stink of Canada all over him
Why did they do a backstage segment in the middle of the ring
What was the point of this?
"look, i can shoot like mjf too!"
>america fuck yeah
Ethan Page is huge toy fag
>People liked the MJF promo
>MAKE EVERYONE DO THE SAME
I fucking love Anna Jay.
Bros, I desperately want to have sex with Daddy Magic
scorpio with no bitches and no ps4 like the heathen he is
yowie wowie
> getting reactions
> aew crowd
Kill yourself
sad it's gone but the shipwreck podcast is fine
Shitter leaves one faction and joins another.
Then we jump to more Shitters from the JAS
ANNA
>more of this dimeless nigger
and im not talking about Ethan
>Two Promos that have almost nothing in common
>THEY'RE THE SAME YOU GUISE XD
TASTE?
hope you get a nice, long Jamie Hayter vs Toni Storm match friend.
Penis? Please say yes.
ありがと
Would Barry McKockinner.
its Anna JOI
DADDYMAGICBROS
>Anna Jay
Holy coom
Stokely Bivens got his token white boy
Based Daddy Magic
>daddy magic
Semen.
Menard is cringe as fuck. Dial it back retatrd
>Interim title
She just choked out STAN!
stokely recruiting a non nog? impressive.
Holy fucking anna.
Daddy Magick's Nipples.
Ethan Paige? This whole time I thought he was Eddie Edwards, the guy that got wrecked by a baseball bat that one time
giwtwm
Anna with the slutty tassels very nice.
based Anna needs to put me in sleeper
Honest to God the AEW crowd seems to cheer anyone who goes on a rant about being underappreciated. Ethan's solid but it's not impressive.
Based Anna
>YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES DADDY MAGIC'S NIPPLES HARD TONY
God I wish that was me
giwtwm
GIWTWM
What else makes daddy magic's nips hard
YUM
I want to measure Anna's neck with my 2 inch dick
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ANNA JAY
i wish that was me
>I will never get choked out by Anna Jay
why live?
Jesus that was cringe. Anna Jay should have stayed in the Dork Order
No
Holy fucking DIMES. Nipples are herd eh.
kek don't reply to me tranny, I'd heem you then gut you with a fucking kitchen knife and thats a shoot.
>"Join me and you get to pound Leyla Grey and Keira Hogan"
Based Stokely
The company of Sonny Kiss, Nyla Rose, CM Punk, "Pro wrestling Pro choice" and a dozen other cringe, divisive signs, literally doesn't mention politics?
I guess if you're blind AND deaf, sure?
Go do a charity event for the military then come back
This is what happens when you take Stu Grayson away from Anna.
I hope Jericho Hayabusas himself tonight, motherfucker ruins everything
Daddy Magic is dimes. I wish 2.0 were better in the ring though
You are literally obsessed with politics and see it in areas that have absolutely nothing to do with it
LMAO I LOVE THE I CHOKE YOU OUT SHIT FROM ANNA BANANA
GIWTWM
THE AEW GALAXY
GALAXY
A
L
A
X
Y
Holy based Anna JAS
>AEW Galaxy
lucky bastard
Stop talking shit about the talent WORKING. They don't come to your work and say you're bad at your job or you're too old for your job. Respects the talent. I know we have a lot of new fans here but AEW don't disrespect talent. Stop shaming them.
giwtwm
>tfw you will never randomly be standing near Anna Jay when she goes on a choking spree
Autoerotique Asphyxiation from Anna J.A.S?
Based BexBros.
CHOKE ME OUT
>WHAT A WAY TO GO - JR
Dumpster fire kino
>Dumpster match
I feel like every time we see this match, Terry Funk gets hurt
lmao the look on jr's face
CHOKE ME OUT ANNA JAY PLEASE
A DUMPSTER MATCH... so all of AEW
>tfw not being choked out by Anna Jay
God dammit JR
anyone got a good gif of the crowd waving?
a WWE match?
what a horrible actor
You're literally obsessed with saying literally when it's not remotely appropriate. I suggest you go back.
Based JR wanting to get choked out by Anna jay
inb4 Danhausen is in the dumpster
Where's Duke "The Dumpster" Drosey?
Anna has an absolutely horrendous voice
No wonder Hobbs just sticks his Cock in her mouth every time they're together.
The Gunn Club has the best damn theme in all of wrestling
Dimes
>START MY MUSIC
splitting this pseud-faction up was the dumbest idea Money Mark had in the entire 3 year run of this pissant company
HAHAHAHAHHA HE SPITTIN
SHOTS FIRED
>Acclaimed
show redeemed
Vince and Biden btfo
Max at it again!!
>we'll make them ass boys retire like vince mcmahon
...they're going to give them $14 million to have affairs and pay them off? Well I mean okay.
HOLY SHIT
>People talking about MJF leaving
If he's sitting on ice for 2 years, I don't think he'll be the hot commodity people expect him to be.
OH NO NO NO VINCETTY BTFO
Holy based
who is pac going to face at all out?
>max caster on my tv
sexo
Acclaimed are so based kek
HOLY FUCKING DIMES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I'm literally not going to do that.
Vincebros I don't feel so good
Vince bros
bidensisters...
Vincelxirs..
There's been like 7 turns on TV in the last month lol
JR gonna bury this match
Gunn Club, FTR and Ricky Stark on same level.
based
OH SHIT NIGGA HE WENT THERE
VINCETTY AND BIDENETTY ETERNALLY BURIED
> O M G OH MY SCIENCE HE MENTIONED LE VINCE MCMAHON
I hate smarks
VINCETTY BTFO
GOD I LOVE THE ACCLAIMED
Bidenetty buried
I shoot love these niggas like you wouldn't believe
Why are you even here mark? Respect the talent. They're working harder than you. Keep your opinions for your podcast. AEW shits on New York.
E-chads.....I don't feel so good....
Is it wrong that I wnat to scissor Bowens trunks?
>Make'em retire like Vince McMahon
This. Fucking. Madman.
dont care
Ass boys and Acclaimed together was dimes
>more positive then Joe Bidens covid test
I dont think the trannys liked this line bros
SCISSOR ME, Any Forums
>burying Biden
Bix will have something to say about this!
i missed the rap
what did he say
A Dumpster Match and AUBREY EDWARD WRESTLING is the ref. Pottery
>I hate smarks
ya worked? ya seethin'? ya bubblin'? ya boilin'?
Vincesisters...
They're mocking us....
It's truly over.
>he said Vince's name omfg
Reddit faggots.
>Literally calling it a Dumpster Match
>Crowd screaming "TRAAASH BOYS"
>That fucking rap
So many dimes are currently pouring from this show right now what is going on
No Vince?
Someone else make new
>Somone else make new
Someone else make new
>Someone else make new
those are some good lid 'THUDS'
I would have sex with Aubrey but I wouldn't be happy about it.
Anna should stfu.
But damn she looked hot.
Why didn't they just do a tag match first then do a Dumpster match at the PPV? What does a dumpster have to do with this feud at all?
COOKIE SHEET JONES
>A reminder
>Vince did nothing wrong
Would she?
You don't need 2 people to shut that lid, he could have just shut it instantly ugh
I would not have sex with Aubren and I would be happy about it.
No Vince?
...
He used company funds to pay off people
>make 'em retire like Vince McMahon
>we more positive than Biden's COVID test
et cetera
pretty sure she's a turbo dyke. It'd have to be a scenario where your family is under duress so you'd have to rape her under threat.
Cameramen trying to be sly to not show all the styrofoam in the dumpster.
The Gunn's dad is Billy Gunn who is known for being in a tag team New Age Outlaws who's specialty match was....guess
If he did nothing wrong then he wouldn't have given the company to Paul
Bitch, women's opinions ain't shit.
COOKIE SHEET JONES BROS!!!
WE ARE FEASTING TONITE