This thread is exclusively for the next megastar of the WWE.
Here's a quick run down on why you should be #TeamTheory NOW and save yourself the humiliation of jumping on the band wagon later when he inevitably wins it all: >Dimes look >Dimes on the mic >Dimes in the ring >Georgia teen bodybuilding champion >First wrestler to be influenced by John Cena on the main roster >Handpicked by Vince McMahon >His DNA is being taken to the antarctic base where Vince is being moved to create the perfect sports entertainer
Really should just leave wrestling and be a model desu
Andrew Parker
holy fucking dimes
Andrew Edwards
>Sammy Guevara at home
Nicholas Martinez
Rabu the mayu, rabu the Theory simple as
Luke Phillips
GAY TOWN DOWN
Tyler Cox
WHO'S YOUR DADDY WHO'S YOUR DADDY WHO'S YOUR DADDY
Jaxson Richardson
Theory heads are the last bastion of old school wrasslin' fans. People that want to see a TITAN grace the ring and sports entertain. The wrestling fans left only want to see dimeless out of shape nobodies because they want to self instert. Either that or they go off the deep end and watch pedomorphic Japanese ladies do a kawaii uguuu~ gimmick that only draws 50 year old salary men.
>Theory heads are the last bastion of old school wrasslin' fans. People that want to see a TITAN grace the ring and sports entertain. The wrestling fans left only want to see dimeless out of shape nobodies because they want to self instert. Either that or they go off the deep end and watch pedomorphic Japanese ladies do a kawaii uguuu~ gimmick that only draws 50 year old salary men.
>People that want to see a TITAN grace the ring and sports entertain When you google "WWE vanilla midget" he's in the first picture on Google Images How is this homoerotic 5'8" loser that never wins a match a titan?
