MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #2

- Becky Lynch In-Ring Promo

- Triple Threat Match: Winner face each other for United States Championship Opportunity
AJ Styles vs. Mustafa Ali vs. The Miz

- Seth "Freakin' Rollins In-Ring Promo

- Montez Ford vs. Seth "Freakin" Rollins

- Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka

- Triple Threat Match: Winner face each other for United States Championship Opportunity
Dolph Ziggler vs. Ciampa vs. Gable

- Edge In-Ring Promo

- Bianca Belair vs. IYO SKY (w/ Bayley & Dakota Kai)

- Winner Earns a United States Championship
AJ Styles vs. Ciampa (w/ The Miz)

- Undisputed WWE Tag-Team Championship
The Mysterios vs. The Usos

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This is dog shit!
This is dog shit!
This is dog shit!

>gets a clue
>is getting a push
feels good montezbros, drop the jannetty right fucking now.

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KWABC (kek what a based card)

ciampa push about to kill the show. This nigga did not learn from NXT

Great looking match card put together by The Game Triple H!!!!! I couldn’t be any happier that he undid all of Vince McMahon’s wrong doings. I’m here for the greatest of all-time women’s wrestler…SASHA BANKS!!!!!!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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>Game thread 2

Looks like we are excited thanks to Summerslam

Based Haitch ushering in The Post-Vince Era with a solid card.

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he was awesome in the bron feud though

Love me some AJ and Io

This is the last Raw you're ever going to watch. See you Saturday faggot

TIME FOR THE GAME

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enjoy the show anons

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The retard above you worked the thread into a shoot

alright HAITCH

show us what you got
im a shoot aew fanboy and even im tuning in

This shit is supposed to be a 'statement' show?

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

Watching for the GOAT

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The Ciampa hate I don't get. Yeah he's a manlet but at least he has muscle unlike his pals Cole and Gargano. And he's good in the ring

BIG TIME BITCH

>womeme shit
Goddamn it Paul I'm out

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Becky in Leather Pants... I'm Gonna

why the fuck would you make the leaked card the OP you fat retard

Fellow e-bros, now that we are among ourselves, we can admit that AEW is simply better.

BECKY PITS AND BOOBA

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>womeme promo opening
this ain't it haitch

Can we hear metalingus again

based Hunter getting the womeme out of the way early

>Becky as opener

Garbage

Becky is wearing some nice pants, so this roll is for her

my dick is diamonds

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kys tranny

my first time watching RAW since that one time CAWdy seemed like he was gonna debut but then he didn't
let's see what gaytch can do

uh…..e bros??? this is a statement??

That shitter broke her arm…she is just a mess.

holy shit thats so bad

>opening with Becky Lynch and recaps
Is this supposed to be the new and improved WWE? KWAB

Triple H is making sure women’s wrestling stays in existence. Vince wanted to end it and bring back past eras that wouldn’t be accepting of it.

U N F

MOMMY

why does my stream not lag at all during the full half hour of that shitty cop show, then its stutters so much as soon as raw starts its nearly unwatchable?

>first time watching RAM in a long time
>first segment is a Becky "The Biological Man" Lynch

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I need Roode back on TV, I need Dolph to get pushed, and I need those fucking coconut shitter Usos to drop the belt and have two separate injuries to get them off TV for at least 5 months. If we can do that and get a TV 14 going, I might actually start getting back into things, fellas

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I agree. It's the best elements of 1992 WCW, 2015 IWGP, and 2003 TNA. Awesome product

KWAB

Triple gay

Not sure if I'm sexist or the years of women being treated as nothing but eye candy has made me uninterested in so many matches for them

>Getting womemes shit out the way first
Based paul

didnt even make it through the opening recap before i turned it off

speaking of which, will Edge go back to Alter Bridge or use the Brood theme?

is that a new titantron?

At least you watched Cody's HiC match right?

are we getting the thighs back?

huh wat u mean?

Becky injured and their angle is already in the shitter because they need the other negresses

nah i didn't care enough
i haven't watched any wrestling in months

This is the same old shit but worse. Wtf.

>how becky looks at me when i'm done fucking her pooper

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God I need Asuka

Did they digitally remove the Sasha sign?

Is this tv-14 already?

Hopefully mysterios beat usos then logan and miz beat mysterios then theory cashes in and beats reigns. Bloodline need to go

KWAB that titsntron did say Shirai

Uhhhh when does this shitdeo package end

based Hunter sending that misogynist old chud out to pasture #WomensRevolution

Where's the "LIVE" thing in the corner?

I thought this was retired

all these onions boy drones in the crowd marking out last night

I hope Io gives Bianca a career-ending injury, gets fired and comes back to Stardom.

just kill me now fuck this piece of shit

We can only hope

kek I could brake that bitch in half
what happened? she used to be kinda chubby

>Bianca beat the heel out of her

Next season probably

>gaytch
>women promo to start the show
fuck off you retard

roll to impregnate.

anyone got a stream? my site is down that I use

Blacked

Holy walled

crossfit

You know Becky was just standing around that entire time right

We could do with an update, but it's reliable

Last time I got Jojo and while I usually don't like the so-called N-tribe, she kinda cute. I am Seth "Freakin" rollin.

Rolling for some sweet Io

BECKYS BACK
BECKYS BACK
BECKYS BACK
BECKYS BACK

The lighting is weird

GOTTA LOVE THE BIG LEAGUES BABY

e bros…becky gone for a while if this is true

It was legit a good match if you're not just shitposting, go find some place to watch it

>bianca already making all the racist kiddies seethe

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no more crazy future bex, huh?

Someday I will get the 73 but today is not that day.

>no more Vince
>There's even more LED shit now
???

Better than it closing the show and leaving people with a sour taste in their mouths. Jobbers and womemes belong in the opening.

when is Sasha coming out?

>Muh women promo
Fuck you Paul

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Come on Bailey, get in the ring and kick this shitters ass

I hope not. I like her wacky get-ups.

I hate women

When the fan she's with is done

Fuck me sideways, I'll take it.

>those legs
Jesus Christ have mercy

Becky and Bianca are gonna fucking les out

my fucking stupid bitch whore of a cunt retard mother knocked on my door just as becky started speaking what'd i miss

I'm guessing a Brood remix imo

Holy shit gAyEWtists are boiling right now lol

yeah yeah this bitch cuts the same fucking promo every single time

crackstreams dot nu slash monday-night-raw-live-stream

sup kev

>one tractor stunt successfully baited thousands of people into tuning in on Raw
>Raw opens with cringe womeme promo
new manager, same old shit as always

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>when you pull it out

follow summerslop with womeme opening does not bode well

RICbros...

don't care what you fat marks say, this is a good promo

Missing Vince yet? Triple heart attack and Stephanie are going to drive this company into the ground and sell to Comcast or Fox.

the entire division revolves around Bex doesn't it?

>guuuuurl I'm black

>Gimme that pussy ya crazy cracka
>OI YA NIG SLAG YA

No cap fr fr?

So we all agree that this Becky injury is a complete work right?

I miss heel Becky.

Kek based black mon

Becky is a better promo than Roman

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Is that why Ford and Rollins are fighting later?

no Vince?

GIVE ME AJ OR NOTHING

How much shorter is the entrance ramp gonna get?

It's not her fault you pull your pecker to a walled Irish lass

THE NEVER ENDING FEUD
GOD HAVE MERCY ON US

I wish I had a sassy Black gf bros

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Rollin

No CGI?

imagine being a lapsed fan from the attitude era and tuning in because you heard vince was gone and this is the first thing you see lol

If you like Cody you should watch it, it was one of his best

And here comes Ghetto Child

GURL
UH UH
LEMME TELL YOU
GURL

IM ON MAH OWN
AGAINST DA WALL

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will i have a "good time maggle" with Gaych?

>piped in audio
>LEDS everywhere

This has triple anus written all over it

YOU SEE THOSE EGODS
JACKED AND STACKED BABY

no she was holding it after the match

Pushing the women so hard is going to part of their strategy, they know how weak AEW's women's division is so get ready for more of this

>becky didn't hug back with her good arm

Does every woman’s feud have to end with a hug and a nod of respect?

Bianca should turn heel on Becky

To be sincere I prefer crazy broken Becky over "The Man"

why is this crowd so quiet already

Who does Bianca even appeal to outside of Twitter

damn, the crowd is QUITE

>YOU ARE A MAN

What did the EST mean by this?

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>most dimes cover
>it's for the worst game in the franchise
Fucking 2K.

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Piss is better than shit but I don't want either in my yard

>Becky is a good promo
I went to a house show and Becky unironically did the [city] sucks, why can't you be like Ireland?!?! I cringed bros

why are they friends now?

Maybe one day I'll update it.

>Dat single Bianca cheek
YUM!

Becky Lynch is a man

Bianca turning heel confirmed