What’s unironically the best opening on tinder? I somehow pulled a 9/10 18 yo with the body of Louise...

What’s unironically the best opening on tinder? I somehow pulled a 9/10 18 yo with the body of Louise, I can’t fuck this up.

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>hey :)

Louise is a turbonigger who literally forgot they were engaged the season after it happened. Saito should've just slept with the maid or, better yet, Henrietta.

He did but shut up Louise is my washboard tsundere waifu, and I’m about to get my irl version of her.

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fpbp

>Are you an Archaeologist?

Shit tier waifu with shit tier body.
Now kneel!

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I don't get how anyone can waifu a literal pull string doll that says nothing but "shut up" and "stupid dog" over and over but you do you senpai. Her design and original character idea is nice at least but the execution is just terrible.

That doesn’t even make any sense :/

Maybe if I asked if she’s a museum?

What does she work as then?
Give us something to work with.

She’s a student doesn’t have a bio. Has as her likes:
>coffee
>cooking
>working out
>hiking

Its a bot user, watch she'll take you to some scam meet n fuck dating site

Ask her if she wants to call you a "baka inu" and whip you.

If you 100% want to bang her rent a nice airbnb condo, rent a nice car and larp and pretend you're rich.

Yeah it's going to cost you money and yeah it's possible without all that shit but that's essentially a guarantee to bang a chick off tinder.

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>I love baking, and I want to put a bun in your oven.

Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.

Ask her a question that makes her talk about something she enjoys.

>what’s your go-to order at a bar?
>conspiracy theory you 100% believe is true?

Both of those stem conversation as long as you dont bring up the jews.

>I can't fuck this up
and this is why you are guaranteed to fuck this up

Well, the second one isn't theoretical if you bring up the Jews.