Friday's feels bar

>weekly 2 hour massages
>listen to audiobooks to pass the time
>Harry Potter series
>on book 5
>the plot holes and inconsistencies are driving me insane
Can anybody recommend some COMFY audiokino?

Seriously, JK Rowling's answer to getting harry past a locked door is that... his uncle gave him a knife that opens any locks in the world. For Christmas.

I met this one coworker like a month before she came out as ftm. For a couple months after, she was the most interesting woman I had ever met. She was talking about things she liked without reservation, she was making good jokes, she got a really cute long bob haircut that was just long enough to cover her ears and eyes and she wore it loose and curly. She wore this big baggy sweater and jeans that would give just a hint of a perfectly slim, athletic female body. I don't know if she had starting taking test all of a sudden, or if it was her trying out her new personality, but I as absolutely enraptured. Before long, she cut her hair real short and started doing the affected low voice and started acting macho and shit and the spell was broken.

I still ponder all this and wonder if it means I'm somehow marginally gay or what. I genuinely don't know.

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Oh no user....why?

I think I had a date with a girl last friday, her mother waited for her the entire time outside the cinema so every post movie plan was ruined. Her birthday was a couple of days ago, I gifted her some brownies she said "awwwww, how cute of you. Thank you" and we hugged. But since the "date", and even before she has been a bit cold towards me at college so I don't know what the fuck is going.

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This is bad. Stop being obsessed over individual women. This is why they hurt you. You put them on a pedestal and it disgusts them.

6'4 240lbs, come the fuck at me son

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you are into tomboys. thats it.

mistakes were made

Ok i see your right I should stop giving a shit.
But how do I stop the rumors, don’t wanna get to be known as the womanizer in the company. Shit sucks if I want to get a another job

Who cares? This is why they spread rumors about you. You care. You are a little bitch. Don't be like that user. If you know 100% someone is making fun of you/spreading wicked rumors about you, to reassert your dominance pull them aside and tell them confidently to stop. Don't sperg out, don't stutter or sound bitchy. Say it in a confident but not hateful or angry way. Say it in a serious way. Mean it.

Joke about it. Make it into a spectacle. Obnoxiously and purposely ask girls out in really cringy ways to make people uncomfortable. Then when they look at you funny point in their face and laugh.

I've been failing all of my lifts. My grades have gone down in the gutter thanks to depression. My personal life suck and I hate everything about my current situation. I'm unironically thinking of visiting a therapist.

This might sound like a meme I can't think of a single real reason not to hop onto hormones anymore. I even know someone who'd date me if I did. Starting to this the whole tranny thing isn't just a fetish or meme.

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HAHAHAHHA

you probably dried her up with some spergy Any Forums response and talked to her like one of your "boys"

it's literaly a yes/no format when talking to girls chatting you up, how hard can it be????

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from the looks of it it's something called "trismus"
i really need to start trusting my better judgement

Does she know you like her in a sexual way (of course she does if she's hot and doesn't see you as asexual beta aka friend but have you stated our intention to her)?

>I've been failing all of my lifts
Change progressive overload scheme. Stop trying to add weight. Add reps/sets/tut over time. Progress weight after a cycle of rep/set/volume progression.
>My grades have gone down in the gutter thanks to depression.
Quit being a bitch and get to work. You will regret using depression as an excuse to fuck off and play league of legends.
> My personal life suck and I hate everything about my current situation.
Take a large dose of penis envy magic mushrooms.
>This might sound like a meme I can't think of a single real reason not to hop onto hormones anymore. I even know someone who'd date me if I did. Starting to this the whole tranny thing isn't just a fetish or meme.
Hop on some fucking test, son. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop talking to faggot tranny groomers.

Thanks mate. Needed that little confidence boost gonna go ask my chef out now

Dude just get your wife a corset. Make her do waist training. Her waist shrinks in size, right? Now she has a better hip to waist ratio. Why did you marry her if you weren't sexually attracted to her anyway, you weirdo? 🤔

But why would you remove your wisdom teeth? Usually they will be fine and wisdom teeth removal is just a Jewish way of making jawlets and money.

Get the discworld serie from terry pratchett

Yeah sounds like you more hormones low T faggot

So will they just never care about me? These shallow relationships based around casual sex are all there is? I've known in the abstract that you can't let women think you care about them for like 6 years but I can't correct my behavior.

>Reading Hairy Poophole past book 3
the fuck are you doing?

The Forever War audiobook is floating around online, probably one of my favorite books.

>Does she know you like her in a sexual way
So far I think she knows I like her. I mean asking her out, buying her a small gift and teasing her frequently are some obvious signs... I guess. At the "date" she was the most talkative I have ever seen her but at college she's really quiet and when I talk to her is only short answers and doesn't keep the conversation going

they were impacted and coming in sideways
few months back had excruciating pain from my teeth shifting

You look 210 lbs lbr

Captcha:HA8Y4

give me the strongest shit you got

I came to the realization as to why I still can't get over my ex of 4 years who dumped me in January. 3 years ago, we got pregnant and after some back and forth, she decided to abort. She kept flipping between keeping it and aborting, but in the end she went through with it. I wanted to keep it, but I told her we would be struggling since at the time I had not found a full-time job after graduation and she hadn't finished her undergrad. I wasn't trying to talk her out of it, just wanted her to know it was going to be rough for a while. I was a mess leading up to the abortion, and the day we went to the clinic, its like someone left the faucet on and the tears just flowed out. I told her we still had a chance to keep it when we were there, but she went through with it and took the pill the doctor prescribed. A day later, I went over to her parents house because I wanted to be there for her and she took the second pill. She sat in the bathtub, covered in water and blood, wincing in pain, putting on a brave face trying to console me as I watched on, powerless to do anything.

That day, I swore to her and myself I would do everything to make sure we could have a family, and I did. I was ready to finally get her a place she wanted, provide for her, I had picked an engagement ring, and wanted to get her pregnant. And she effortlessly and coldly dumped me without warning, likely cheated on me and likely with her abusive ex.

Twice she stole my dream of having a child. There's nothing more in the world that I want more than that. And this time she did it after all my work and sacrifice, like it didn't mean a thing. I think I'm having so much trouble because now I don't know if she was.the "one", if I'll ever find the one that does want a family with me, and now that I'm 31, fatherhood seems so distant, let alone marriage. I'm scared to get my dream crushed for a third time.

Baby momma won't let me see my son. I had sex with 2 other women this week but sometimes it all just seems meaningless

>These shallow relationships based around casual sex are all there is?
Definitely not. You looking for casual sex and being a certain way (a degenerate) attracts certain kind of women (degenerate sluts). And yeah the truth is that women don't have that romantic kind of love for men. Women love winners and their children and that's it. For emotional support you should have male buddies. Real brothers. But men shouldn't be too emotional either.

That's not you and that guy is neither 6'4 or 240 lbs
t. 6'4 190 skelly

>Change progressive overload scheme. Stop trying to add weight. Add reps/sets/tut over time. Progress weight after a cycle of rep/set/volume progression.
Okay.
>get to work
Thanks, I'm cured. I haven't been doing anything but lying in bed. No League.
>Take a large dose of penis envy magic mushrooms.
What?
>Hop on some fucking test, son. What the fuck is wrong with you?
The only masculine traits I have is body hair and a fucked up face. Clearly the testosterone is there but it's not working. And if I'm being honest I don't even like being manly.

At some point you start wondering whether everyone out there is really a trans fetishist groomer or the public is seriously looking out for you. If so many people recommend transitioning, then maybe it's the right thing to do.

Fuck off.

Probably would have been fine in the end if your lifestyle is on point. But what's done is done.