Take the banana pill, Any Forums

Take the banana pill, Any Forums
>full of vitamins and potassium
>potassium is good for your thyroid
>low in calories
>taste good and they're filling
>modest amount of protein
>fruit flies are good companions
>last for weeks if you really like ripe bananas

You have no excuse unless you're a snivelly poorfag.

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>last for weeks

my bananas go black after like 5 days wtf 😅

I've been starting my days with banana peanut butter smoothies for years and it's the only thing my stomach can take anymore.

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WTF

I have literally never seen an emoji on this site what just happened

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check the date

Oh its just april fools day

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Shieeet nigga 🥺:plead::plead:

based

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Fruit flies are the only friends I have

Just do carnivore.
I thought it was for bad faggots eating beef raw. Then I realize it's keto on steroids. You pretty much end up doing omad because you can stuff yourself full of protein and then don't feel hungry again for ages.
10/10 would recommend for everyone.

I love how terrible the advice on this website is. OP do this and lose all your hair and become a retard from your diet. Best post ever.

Vitamins like?

Let's not forget that meat has every vitamin, I clouding ones you can't get from plants (B6, K2, A) and yes, it has vitamin C especially if you eat it rare or raw

>Lose all your hair
From what? Hairloss is from pollution and stress hormones, of which eating plants induces.

Kiwi fruit>bananas

literally just ate a banana

KEKW

NO, bananas are unnatural.

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>Joe, Joe Banana, nanna Joe

i like banana protein shakes the best