De Bruyne always had such a boyish face...and now this is what he looks like all of a sudden at the age of 30. Barely even recognisable. So Any Forums, how can I keep my youthful good looks longer than this poor belgian bastard?
How to not look old at 30?
Camden Cook
Grayson Kelly
I would guess avoid alcohol, don't be in the sun all the time. maybe don't make faces all the time.
but who cares honestly
Kevin Harris
I care, perhaps more than I should. I feel and act like a teenager, and at the moment I also look more or less like a teenager despite being 24 so it's all cool. When I start to look unmistakably old is when I'll be in full manchild territory, and that's just fucking sad. 18-19 year old chicks like me at the moment.
Logan Morales
okay. good luck bro. just don't do the thing where you look all plastic, we all age.
Gavin Thompson
Look old at 20, then when you hit 30-40 you'll look young. Since you've always looked old.
Noah Ramirez
See .
>but who cares honestly
Everyone does, man, even our own mothers treat us better or worse depending on our attractiveness level.
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Camden Young
Thanks. I'll probably just rope myself if I'm not a proper adult by the time I'm getting major wrinkles and no longer feeling young and fresh. Damn well would if it weren't for my parents at least...
That's a strategy I guess, but only works with people who've known you since you were 20 and can see that you haven't changed much. I'd rather just delay aging at every stage than agemaxx in my 20s, however one would go about doing that lol
Hudson Reyes
Advice seems solid, except the bit about ditching grains maybe, and sun I'm all for but only with sunscreen on my face, although I did used to bake in the sun all the time without protection before I became a vain neurotic somewhere in my early twenties and it seems not to have done me harm. Whole buckwheat, barley and such things aren't so bad are they?
The looks thing is a bit of a blackpill. Ugly people really get a rough deal in life, guys as well as girls. On balance I'd still rather be an ugly guy than an ugly girl because as a girl what do you have apart from your looks? At least as an ugly son of a bitch you can still have fun, work out, and maybe develop character traits that compensate for said ugliness.
Joseph Hughes
genetics. you're 24 quit being a faggot pussy worrying about it. actual beta cuck shit
Leo Martinez
don't do that either. always time to improve
Easton Carter
The goal is to look 35 at 20, 40 at 40, 45 at 60.
Jace Baker
I think it's just his facial hair and expression, were he to shave and have a neutral expression he'd probably look younger.
Nathaniel Diaz
>Grains.
The grains bit is there because they are a great part of the reason why humans suffered from poor oral health for thousands of years even though we came from ancestors whose oral health was great despite never having brushed or flossed. Even whole grains are detrimental.
Here's more info:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
m.youtube.com
>Sun.
See .
>as a girl what do you have apart from your looks?
Society treats substantially better ugly women than even average men and a lot of men are simping for them. Look into what this ‘Tinder Trap’ ‘model’ which is slightly ugly did to a lot of men.
Jayden Reyes
You sound incredibly insecure. Don't base your self esteem on your appearance or supposed milestones, fucking retard.
Oliver Russell
I'm not a pussy though. Two days ago at the supermarket an already drunk black guy who was buying more liquor jumped the checkout queue. Girl in front of me wasn't going to say anything, but I was also getting queue-jumped so I reminded the guy that he should go to the back of the line. I had no idea what to expect, but he did what I would have least expected: apologised and went to the back of the line, albeit at a different checkout! Just a drunk guy making mistakes, which I can relate to. Hence why I don't refer to him as a nigger.
Wish I could stop being preoccupied with stupid shit like this, but I figure if it means I get even healthier in pursuit of everlasting youth, then there are worse things.
I'll check those out but I'm still not convinced. Research I have seen mostly suggests that high carb diets that don't spike insulin are optimal for delaying aging.
Nah those are deep-ass wrinkles, facial expression or not.
I literally would if it weren't for my parents who I know would be sad
Daniel Wright
>high carb diets that don't spike insulin are optimal for delaying aging.
That would be interesting to read on. Regardless, you can eat a high-carb diet without grains. Some paleo hunter-gathers did and they had no access to grains and even legumes. They did so eating lots of starchy vegs.
Jeremiah Perry
Avoid excess stress and sunlight.
Hunter Cooper
dude killing yourself is a final move, so much you can do. better to live, at the very least you can help others
Adam Smith
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He's a professional athlete, 100% chance he's on some form of steroids. Of course the looks will fade in the 30s.
Adrian Roberts
looks like mostly sun damage and the cunt has never flossed by the look of it
he’s extremely pale and would often start the season looking like a lobster, so clearly didn’t look after his skin with spf
David Turner
The lobster thing definitely makes sense of his appearance. Pale people have no business being out in the sun without sunscreen, especially not with the ozone layer damage that's occurred in recent times (I am assuming that's not just a lie some greedy merchants cooked up and have been perpetrating since the to help them sell more sunscreen or whatever). This is why they wanted black slaves to work on plantations in the first place -- because european quasi-slaves used to work in them, and who might have looked something like De Bruyne complexion-wise, got grilled alive by the southern sun until skin was peeling off their backs like wet wallpaper.
These are the sorts of things I'd say to someone who's thinking of committing suicide to be honest, but I believe everyone has set of conditions under which they would off themselves fairly promptly, be it physical pain, or loneliness, or frustration of whatever sort.