Everyone at my new job sees me as a God, even the MILFs. Is being in shape really that rare?

Everyone at my new job sees me as a God, even the MILFs. Is being in shape really that rare?

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Sauce me boss

Yes. Just look at the obesity rate for adults. I turn 31 next month and almost every single person I still know from my high school and college areas is either obese or getting close, or otherwise extremely scrawny and sickly if not overweight.

The normie cope is to say your metabolism and hormones change at like 25 but the reality is they all let themselves go and slip into lifestyle habits that crash their testosterone and result in no activity.

I went to a new dentist a few weeks ago and the reception desk women thought there was a mixup because they simply couldn't believe I'm over 21 years old. I don't have a Babyface or anything, it's just that being lean and muscular and not having shitty skin and bags under your eyes is no longer considered normal for those out of college.

So you fucking that milf or what?

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Marisa Tomei you uncultured fuck.

70% of the country is fat m8. just being 15% body fat (super doable) makes you stand out.

No, George Costanza is

In my experience MILFS have been the only ones openly horny/attracted to me because of my physique. Shame I'm such a shut in, I'd fuck one so hard her ovaries would start working again.

I started powerlifting in september and when people ask me about how much I lift, now a 160 kg deadlift, they are really amazed. I like the positive attention, but yeah, I'm still such a noob compared to the regulars at my gym.

Lol bro, MILFs are a gift, they do all the work. You just be present and before you know it they're spread wide

I should also add that attitude is a factor too. My old boss was a powerlifter with a really happy, upbeat attitude, and of course, none of the normie letting yourself go aging signs and I always assumed he was like early thirties.

One day it came up in conversation what year he graduated high school and I was flabbergasted he was 46. A fit body and happy personality both get ground out of people who follow the typical lifestyle trajectory.

CHRIST
I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN AN ERECTION SO FAST BEFORE
FUCKING HELL

I am so fucking glad that I opened this thread at home just before heading to the gym instead of opening it during my break between sets. I could have had a raging boner while benching ffs. This is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life

>Is being in shape really that rare?
Of course. It's even rare on this board.

I fucking wish. I meet 0 new people year round.

go to a yoga class or some shit

Just gotta give them the first hint that you like older women and let them go wild

>he doesn't know /ourgirl/ Marisa
you have to be 18 to post here

>tfw hot slim 43 year old milf gf
I cannot begin to tell you how good it feels. AMA

You're probably just a narcissist or autistic, OP

Fuck man. I might.

18? Marisa was just in those Spiderman movies. This poster is like 2 years old at most.

> Before The Devil Knows Youre Dead. Prim MILF MT. She shows the goods too.

The yoga classes I've been to have been younger people, which is fine. But I want to walk on the milfy side, should I try and find bars filled with older women?

>go to yoga class
>intentionally do the poses wrong
>yoga milf instructor comes over to “correct” my form
>big yoga tiddies dangling in my face

I like yoga

taking care of yourself is rare nowadays, everyone is constantly blowing off maintenance and self-care for binge drinking, holidays, and nights out. I'm 31 year old teacher and my coworkers thought I was 23.

Every locale has at least one cougar bar. Either check out places until you find it or literally google it.