>Meanwhile in the Any Forums medieval castle
Meanwhile in the Any Forums medieval castle
Shit jews poisoned the well again
No shit men today look so feminine its those microplastics in water
>ywn own a castle
>ywn find some qt, connect, chat it up and casually mention you have an actual castle
>ywn be trained in the ways of the sword, which would be beta behavior for anyone else but not you because you own a literal castle
It's an otherworldly feel
BENCHES BEFORE WHENCHES, BRETHREN
>tfw no fair maidens at the stable today
fucking dyels can't even swing a war hammer in the courtyard lmao
>That face when stole some poor losers fair maidens
>Saw a wagon today it’s just some maidens ass
Rate my routine
>5x Sword lunges
>10x Squat rapier thrusts
>Warhammer-curls to failure
>Weighted run (Lmao 2 pl8-mail)
Also
>Polearms in the squat rack
>mfw another war comes along
>all the brave men go out to fight
>it's cucking time
>people wonder why humans have evolved to be more cowardly in the current year
>dairy cattle just arrived
Is Starting Shield a good program?
Wouldst thou train with shield, yet leave untrained thy sword arm? And fill thy belly with nought but cow's milk too? Thy head already be thus filled, I wager. A beast with but one arm ye shall be, and men shall know ye for a masturbator.
>(Lmao 2 pl8-mail)
Why dost thou venerate the musselman Zyzz when he prayed to the heathen god Apollo for gainz and died in a catamite bathouse?
Lords, let us get our pre-jousting meal in.
Kek
M'lord! Sir Shaw hast broken another blackamoor!
If thee aren't crushing the skulls of peasants with illustration depicted, thee aren't deemed physically fit.
>Lmao 2 pl8-mail
Lol