Meanwhile in the Any Forums medieval castle

>Meanwhile in the Any Forums medieval castle

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Shit jews poisoned the well again
No shit men today look so feminine its those microplastics in water

>ywn own a castle
>ywn find some qt, connect, chat it up and casually mention you have an actual castle
>ywn be trained in the ways of the sword, which would be beta behavior for anyone else but not you because you own a literal castle

It's an otherworldly feel

BENCHES BEFORE WHENCHES, BRETHREN

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>tfw no fair maidens at the stable today

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fucking dyels can't even swing a war hammer in the courtyard lmao

>That face when stole some poor losers fair maidens

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>Saw a wagon today it’s just some maidens ass

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Rate my routine
>5x Sword lunges
>10x Squat rapier thrusts
>Warhammer-curls to failure
>Weighted run (Lmao 2 pl8-mail)
Also
>Polearms in the squat rack

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>mfw another war comes along
>all the brave men go out to fight
>it's cucking time
>people wonder why humans have evolved to be more cowardly in the current year

>dairy cattle just arrived

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Is Starting Shield a good program?

Wouldst thou train with shield, yet leave untrained thy sword arm? And fill thy belly with nought but cow's milk too? Thy head already be thus filled, I wager. A beast with but one arm ye shall be, and men shall know ye for a masturbator.

>(Lmao 2 pl8-mail)

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Why dost thou venerate the musselman Zyzz when he prayed to the heathen god Apollo for gainz and died in a catamite bathouse?

Lords, let us get our pre-jousting meal in.

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Kek

M'lord! Sir Shaw hast broken another blackamoor!

If thee aren't crushing the skulls of peasants with illustration depicted, thee aren't deemed physically fit.

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>Lmao 2 pl8-mail
Lol