>squatting with sixty kilograms on top of your spine
Squatting with sixty kilograms on top of your spine
Josiah Cooper
Benjamin Mitchell
conquest now and deal with waterloo later desu lad
Christian Barnes
sorry m8 I don’t listen to abba desu senpai
Logan Bell
You ice your WHAT?!
Nicholas Perez
you lift how many pounds directly over your head?
Jayden Gonzalez
Isn't 60kg nothing? I'm a DYEL and I squat 40kg only because I don't have a squat rack and that's the highest I can lift over my head.
Joseph Nelson
You eat HOW many eggs per day?
Ayden Lopez
>your pre-workout has... Dimethylalo-what??
Carter Price
>You "deathlift" how much weight you said?
Anthony Cook
DYMETHYLAMILAMINE YOU FUCKING BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN COLLEGE?
Gabriel Green
You guys tell your doctors you’re Any Forums? I just tell them I try to exercise sometimes and mostly watch what I eat. Just act like it’s genetic, same rules at talking to women.
Dylan Butler
Why does he have to wear that ridiculous tie?
Hunter Hill
50mgs of zinc, L-arginine, onions lecithin, pygeum, why does he use those supplements... Knock knock, Mr user, I'm here for your semen samplaaaaaahhhh!
Juan Moore
You eat how many grams of protein a day and take crea-what?
Adrian Russell
>*tss tss* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Owen Flores
Imagine if we had muscular skeletal structures reinforced over the years to permit such a feat of gargantuan strength. If only.
Robert Wright
LMAO! 60kg isn't even very much, I squat that hahaha
Camden Rodriguez
>implying I have a doctor
>implying I have medical insaurrance and I'm not a poorfag
My dentist and the pharmacist always mire my muscles and get quite impressed by my lifts, but they are male. Well women don't give a fuck about how much do you lift this is a known fact
Aaron Wright
DI METHYL TRYPTAMINE
Levi Torres
lol
Nathaniel Bailey
Hey user, due to weird smell in the squat rack area we had to do disinfection of our gym cabinets and we found in yours this huge butt plug...
W-what? Who told you it increases your squat!?
Oliver Thompson
You trained your arms for how long!?
Asher Young
jesus christ user she's a married lady
Brayden Evans
Please sir explain it again, you are a healthy single male and insist on testosterone replacement therapy? Have you been informed about the consequences?
Christian Flores
-Hi Steve, it's Mark, thanks for those kidney results. Wait what, how many scoops? Wait a secoOH MY GOD!
Leo Clark
>DYMETHYLAMILAMINE
Dimethylamylamine. 2 methyl groups, 1 amino group, on an amyl
5 carbon chain.
Except that name is fucking dumb because it uses the archaic "amyl" terminology and doesn't use the longest carbon chain as the base. The molecule is methylhexanamine but that doesn't market as well to supplement monkeys.
Meatheads will read one blog post and think they know more than doctors do, while not even being able to spell compound names.