I am going to get a female roommate this spring. What can I expect?

I am going to get a female roommate this spring. What can I expect?
I have met her once when she viewed the apartment, very cute girl.

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You'll find her hair everywhere and girls seem to use a shit load of toilet paper

She will make a mess in the bathroom, not do her chores and fuck her tinder dates next door while you have to listen.

fantastic Any Forums thread

Not only will she make a mess when it bothers her (i.e she fills her route with shit) she will blame it on you.

Can I still go around shirtless like I do when living alone or will this be inappropriate? I am 5'9", 175lbs, visible abs.

idk user, all girls are radically different. god i wish i had a fucking Any Forums roomate, im going to have to have roomates when my lease is up

but yeah there will be hair everywhere, sorry lol

it takes a lot to properly dry down there my guy, and you always gotta use a fresh spot lest you get something dirty on your gooch and then get an infection or something

Why you askintlg these dumbass quesrions fag at least post body

imo, its kind of weird when guys go shirtless, but if you're fit she'll probably cream herself on the sight
so you can but you might make her nervous and she might avoid you (that's probably what i would do)

I have a female roommate, just us two.
She walks around often in just underwear, she looks very nice to look at.

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fitness?

LARP

bruh did you smash?

I go shirtless when I am out of the shower because if I dress in there everything gets wet.
>if you're fit she'll probably cream herself on the sight
It's not a good idea to fuck your roommate, right? She is a 5'2" qt.

do you ever sniff her dirty panties?

Seriously not larp, we are roommates. It's her house too if she wants to be comfy in undies it'll be unfair for me to change that. I do the same.. it's our house

No, we are roommates. She's cute and l but I heard her poop and have diarrhoea numerous times so she's like a sister roommate.

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idk, ive never fucked my roomates. its because if you fuck and get feelings for each other, and then things go down the drain, it makes it uncomfortable to live together/feelings get hurt. However i think you might be getting ahead of yourself, you might change your mind, or she might have a boyfriend, who knows

imo shirtless and fit is like ultimate chad alpha vibes, almost guaranteed she'll like it (and maybe even brag to her friends about it)

Yes I do. This morning before work (she wasn't home) I sniffed her pyjama shorts. Smells like flowers

Never ditty panties tho

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lmao im glad to know the line drawn at attraction is hearing the other poop

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What possesses you to come onto an image board and post such strange fantasies

I'm at work and thought I'd help OP out with my experience

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basado

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you're talking to a tranny, my guy

>i think you might be getting ahead of yourself
You are right, when I met her and we talked then my dick didn't move a bit which is usually a good sign.
>shirtless and fit is like ultimate chad alpha vibes
Well, I am only 5'9" and other than my body, not really attractive. She would probably be indifferent about it.