I would survive societal collapse because i can do pushups and lift 30% heavier than average

>i would survive societal collapse because i can do pushups and lift 30% heavier than average

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>yes chad

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fuck it, i’ll bite.
anybody properly trained in survival wouldn’t really have a problem. but the average american - which is obese, mind you - would not be able to.
anybody actually trained in fitness probably knows a thing or two about survival. someone with an actual “average” (not obese) build that doesn’t work out however probably won’t be able to throw spears as hard, throw stones (at birds) as fast, roll logs for shelter uphill, outlast an animal in endurance running (what hunting humans are best at), break a wild deer’s neck, etc.

anyway i’m just bored ik this is bait

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>03/05/22(Sat)07:39:33 No.65796679
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In the event of societal collapse, who do you think will be more valued? A chad that is physically capable or some limp wristed faggot that took literally everything for granted?

this is your brain on internet memes
no, sorry but lifting does not make you less dependant than anyone else, if anything it makes you more dependant.
you know who would survive? fishermen and farmers, gymbros are delusional and think collapse = aztec caveman warfare sports

Literal schizo image my man.

>he lives in the uk

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>03/05/22(Sat)01:58:21 No.65796790
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>fuck it, i’ll bite.
>anybody properly trained in survival wouldn’t really have a problem. but the average american - which is obese, mind you - would not be able to.
>anybody actually trained in fitness probably knows a thing or two about survival. someone with an actual “average” (not obese) build that doesn’t work out however probably won’t be able to throw spears as hard, throw stones (at birds) as fast, roll logs for shelter uphill, outlast an animal in endurance running (what hunting humans are best at), break a wild deer’s neck, etc.
>anyway i’m just bored ik this is bait
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>03/05/22(Sat)02:12:03 No.65796877
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>no, sorry but lifting does not make you less dependant than anyone else, if anything it makes you more dependant.
>you know who would survive? fishermen and farmers, gymbros are delusional and think collapse = aztec caveman warfare sports
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Who would a farmer or fisherman hire? Some jacked dude who is conditioned to physical labor or some obese/skinny faggot who wouldn't be able to carry a sack of grain or pull out a fishnet?

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/05/22(Sat)01:58:21 No.65796790
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>>anybody properly trained in survival wouldn’t really have a problem. but the average american - which is obese, mind you - would not be able ese) build that bly won’t be able to throw row stones (at birds) as fast, roll logs for shelter uphill, outlast an animal in endurance running (what hunting humans are best at), break a wild deer’s neck, etc.
>>anyway i’m just bored ik this is bait
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/05/22(Sat)02:12:03 No.65796877
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>>no, sorry but lifting does more dependant.
>>you know who would survive? fishermen and farmers, gymbros are delusional and think collapse = aztec caveman warfare sports
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>03/05/22(Sat)03:22:10 No.65797222
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>Who would a farmer or fisherman hire? Some jacked dude who is conditioned to se/skinny faggot who wouldn't be able to carry a sack of grain or pull out a fishnet

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klasky csupo

Wouldn’t that just be strong people needed, not some bodybuilder? Most muscular people require more energy and protein, so they might be seen as a drain on a group in a post-civilization scenario. I’d rather go stealing and looting with wily people than anything, I think brains would outweigh strength in a lot of ways if we could make traps and bows and arrows.

A pound of muscle literally eats up only 6 calories per pound. It's nothing.

I would simply sit in my shed, eat beans and consume humans that walk past like a trapdoor spider. Eventually I’ll become a folk tale told to children to stop them going to dangerous places and help continue the human race with that contribution.

fucking gems kek

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