fuck Any Forums i dont think i can go any lower than where my coom brain has led me
>work in a medium sized office building with 24 hour gym >gym usually empty since twinks and fatties are primary occupants of the office >go in for my morning routine, gym normally empty 99% of time >this morning lights happened to be on already, think nothing of it, start stretching for about 5 min >tfw morning shit feel kicks in >walk to bathroom for morning shit >tfw 5'4" petite girl from neighboring department walks out as i'm 5 feet away >"h-h-hey good morning" as she scurries away with her head down >walk in >mfw >the bathroom smells like absolute shit >mfw this woman that i fantasize about and pass by often just had a massacre of a shit in here >there's still small fresh shit particles and shit splash in toilet >know that i should be disgusted but am strangely not >coom brain takes over >literally watch porn and coom at that moment in her shit stench >take a shit myself >walk out >smile at her >continue my workout
Our ancestors knew that bathrooms should be segregated by sex for a reason.
Daniel Martin
I too have a gym shit tale. however mine is not arousing.. at least I hope it wasn't >have to take a fat dump mid day at the gym I go to which has a large amount of patrons >decide not to use locker room but instead the personal men's bathroom upstairs >start taking a very creamy dump, smells like shit ofc >hear knocking, ignore and continue >door handle shakes, ignore it >start wiping, stench building >door handle agressively shaking this time >finish because I know whats about to happen >open door and look at the dude >wearing mask, hands Infront of body held together, overweight, kinda short >give him a smile >watch him walk into the freshly desecrated bathroom
Cooper Long
I can't believe i'm still amazed at the level of degeneracy males succumb to when horny
Carter Gomez
This is why gender neutral toilets are a bad idea. Girls and guys get embarrassed and it's only time before a sexual assault happens
Michael Reyes
I feel like there will be a looming feeling of embarrassment every time she sees me now. I swear it was probably the gnarliest shit of her life.
I wonder if she does that often
Owen Hernandez
great fucking read OP. Better get your T levels check (they might be too fucking high)
> be me > last year's performance review through Teams > webcams: on > blond qt I can tell is just out of uni > we start talking about random shit > erect.jpg > start caressing tip > have to control my breathing as I'm visually panting > coom fucking buckets below desk > feel the warm coom dripping off my hand on the floor
Aaron Hall
Why was the fatty trying to break in.
Brody Ross
This is the most high test thing I’ve ever read
Joseph Collins
I actively avoid ever entering a bathroom I see someone leaving for this exact reason. I'm sure it's just my autism. But if I was walking to a bathroom and saw a girl coming out of it, I would just walk the other direction, specifically because of shit-related stuff like this/
However, I should saw that I'm extremely degenerate as well with it comes to the bathroom so I'm very hypocritical. I have a big pee fetish and if I'm in a single bathroom at work and the single female bathroom next door I hear someone go in and I hear them pissing I get semi hard. Basically I'm just terrified of shit.
i literally never smile or laugh but i am crying alughing i cant even breathe from those photos tears arerunning down my face
John Cooper
my turn >have flirtatous relationship with gym receptionist >everything is a go except i just moved in with parents, hence the new gym >so i never ask her out because of this but she is constantly hounding after me >one day i take a massive hagard shit in the bathroom (single toilet) >the smell is so bad that even i'm getting sick >several knocks on the door during the session, ignore them >get out, and into the changing room >no one comes or goes while i play with my phone and have a seat, obviously sweating from the humid shit i just took >receptionist comes in to clean the bathroom >asks if anyone else is in there, i say no...... >goes right to the shit door >does the same knock i just heard several times >steps in the door, I hear "OH GO-" before the door slams >i immediately bolt out of the gym >when i come back a few days later there is 0% flirtation. she barely looks at me, never smiles...
Joseph Barnes
holy fuck user you don't know how good it makes me feel to know my saved images got you to laugh. I'm serious.
op you should have tracked her down if she was alone (not embarrassing her in front of people) and joked about it.
just be like "hey i wanted to let you know that i took a shit that completely dwarfed what you did in there, so your secret is safe with me, no one will know, i'll take the blame for it"
Nolan Collins
I never had anything nearly this bad, this is the closest I've had >be in jrotc type thing in high school >have a crush on qt girl there >she's my partner for sit-ups (we count our partner's reps done and check their form) >I rip ass on like rep 3 and feel my face go cherry red but I have to keep doing crunches >let out tiny farts each time I come up for the next 5 reps >want to fucking cry and throw up afterwards (but don't) >never could bring myself to talk to her after that
>that last really tiny fart on like rep 9 that was the nail in the coffin honestly
Jeremiah Cruz
Fucking great thread lol
Nathan Phillips
Haha
Aiden Walker
send her a note from a "secret admirer" that says "to my beautiful poopie princess--this box of chocolates reminded me of the jewels you dropped into the throne last week. nobly yours, anonymous".
