Dresses in a way too big wife beaters, basketball shorts and Air Force 1's

>dresses in a way too big wife beaters, basketball shorts and Air Force 1's
>slurps Red Bull or Monster
>travels in groups of up to 10, mostly just 3-5
>hype each other up when they deadlift the bar
>squat in the curling rack
>post on Tiktok/Insta/Snapchat inbetween sets
>blasts popular pop and rap artists over their busted JBL boxes
On god FR FR

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>dresses in a way too big wife beaters, basketball shorts and Air Force 1's
cool casual wear popular amongst their peers, good for lifting and social conforming allows easy new friendships and relationships i.e. not a weird loner incel
>slurps Red Bull or Monster
staying hydrated and energetic, ready to go and fun to be around
>travels in groups of up to 10, mostly just 3-5
well liked and popular, social gains give all kinds of boosts that translate into physical health
>squat in the curling rack
flexing on gymcels boosts T
>post on Tiktok/Insta/Snapchat inbetween sets
building social media standing leads to acquiring easy pussy
>blasts popular pop and rap artists over their busted JBL boxes
into popular upbeat music that translates well into good lifting sessions and allows them to connect easily with women. don't give autistic answers to 'what kind of music do you like'
stay mad user

you are insufferable

seethe then have sex

Kek grandpa OP on suicide watch rn

>hydrated

Caffeine is a diuretic.

and the liquid you are drinking outweighs that effect

ZOOM'D

Nothing wrong with wearing oversized shirts for lifting. Stringers and those shirts that have the sides cut out are cringe tho

>he needs to wear wife beaters to make friends because reasons
>he needs to listen to nigger mumble rap for girls to like him
Definitely NGMI little fella.

No it doesn't you little tard. That's like saying alcohol hydrates you. It directly does the opposite.

>caffeine dehydrates you
>140mg of caffeine in 473ml of liquid
oh boy, i think i'll live dangerously and take my chances

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>coke doesnt even have that much sugar in it its mostly water bro
>coca cola isnt even nearly granulated

yes it does you absolute mongoloid. that effect only matters if you're talking about living off espresso shots where the ratio of caffeine to water is way higher

you're the only one talking about coke here. are you okay?

do you really think having a bit of caffeine makes you piss away ALL the water you're drinking with it? you might be the dumbest person on this site

its called an analolology

You typing this out is just as cringe as OP lmao.

i dont care what you and your boyfriend do on a friday night, can we get back on topic?

Look at these three Musketeer retards right here.
Hey retards. I recommend you acquire any, literally any little shred in pharmacological knowledge before making yourselves look like utter morons online. Shut the fuck up.

>sips a Monster
oh no i'm dying!!!

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ayo my g, you finna catch these hands no kizzy. Bout to go deadlift then fuck your sister big faxx no printer