I never thought I'd date a fatty, but we share identical interests and get a long with her better than most of my male friends. She's really fucking cute in spite of the fat, so I thought I'd roll the dice on a relationship and whip her into shape somewhere down the line.
The other week we were out innawoods and after some messing around and joking I ended up on her back for a larf, expecting her to not be able to stand. Instead she stood straight up and started walking through the woods with my full weight on her like it was nothing, until I eventually got nervous and slid off. The other night I was on the sofa saying I was tired, she just squatted down, slipped her arms under my body, and picked me up like a baby and carried me to bed.
I don't understand, she's 5'6" and about 200lbs. She doesn't lift or go to the gym. There is no logical reason she should be this strong.
I'm scared because I'm starting to realise that kinda liked it.
if you consider you girlfriend strong then it's solely because you're not a man, simple as >there is no logical reason she should be this strong fat people who ocassionaly move have strong legs under all that fat, how the fuck do you think they would move 20-40 kilos of redundant fat if their legs were sticks? still she should not be stronger than you
Ryder Young
first step is stop posting your made up fetish novels on Any Forums
Oliver Murphy
I didn't say she was stronger than me. I actually tested her the other night with an arm wrestle and still slapped her shit in seconds. She can't do more one than 2 pushups and can't complete even a single pullup.
It just doesn't make sense that she's effectively able to lift and sustain my body weight (172lbs) on her back, legs and arms. She wasn't even fucking struggling. Is this the secret to strong fat?
William Gutierrez
Not made up desu.
Hunter Hughes
imagine carrying all the 40%+ BF around all the time its only logical they excel at carries and have big ass leg mooskles under all that adipose that is if theyre being active, which is a rare thing these days
Justin Mitchell
I remember being in bed with a fat woman post-sex, just sort of playing with her. Had my hand on her arm, she moved it for some reason, out of nowhere a smooth strong bicep was rising like a whale from the depths of the fat sea. My switch got flipped, we were at it again in seconds. Her legs were the same; totally soft when relaxed, but when she was upright they were like fucking granite pillars with a duvet wrapped around them. Anecdotally I've heard that patients waking up from weight-loss surgery are pretty dangerous. Some people come out of anaesthesia confused or aggressive, and when that person has just had their power/weight ratio shifted without time to adapt they can be very hard to deal with.
Jack Stewart
big if true
Jaxson Sanchez
Stop dating trannies OP
Ryan Ortiz
>arm wrestling, and calisthenics as your metric of strength >172lbs >considers 172lbs heavy Ah, you must be a calisthenics skelly.
Jaxson Reyes
I'm a forester by trade in a country that is basically all hill, so am trudging up the side of steep hills, over mounded sites, over and through brash, and sometimes through literal swamps. I'm very muscular as a direct result of the job, but I probably burn in excess of 3000kcal on days where I'm on site, so I have to eat a lot to keep the fat on.
Benjamin Bell
Well she goes hiking every weekend so that probably explains it.
I'm not fucking crazy then, that's a relief.
Alexander Perez
Bro you're 172lbs. You are not very muscular unless you're under 5'5 and even then. I do love fat chicks though post her tummy plz
James Garcia
It’d over. Dyel < bloatmaxxed whale. You’re now the bottom of the fitness hierarchy.
Logan Reed
>she's 5'6" and about 200lbs. She doesn't lift or go to the gym. There is no logical reason she should be this strong. Dumbfuck fatties have to be strong just to exist and move. Some of the most impressive shit ever is watching 500+lb people walk and knowing I'd be fucking exhausted instantly trying to carry that kind of weight. Their legs are seriously conditioned.
Jack Thompson
this. She's probably not nearly as strong in something like ohp, but it's not weird at all that she can carry 85% of her bw
Kevin Murphy
Imagine if you had to live life with a 50 lb vest on that you can't remove. Of course you're going to be buff as fuck.
Grayson Perez
I mean I'm not Greek statue tier, but you should google what the average forester's body looks like. You have to be very, very fucking fit to do this kind of work and I'm only confident in saying this because I remember I almost quit the first month into my career, it was that physically taxing.
It's not just walking over rough terrain, I have to do it in heavy fucking boots with chainsaw trousers to protect your legs, carrying a fuck off yuge backpack. You ever done tree planting before? You ever done it after carrying a shovel and a sack of 200 saplings 1 mile into a site on foot and planting them in scree on the side of a mounded hill? Google what a mounded plantation looks like, and then visualise walking across that at a 45 degree angle.
Evan Miller
Not denying your fitness mate, I'm sure your cardiovascular system in on point and you must have some ripper calves and even more ripped up soles I'm saying you probably don't have all that much muscle on your frame, you're most likely lean so what you do have shows well and makes you think you're very muscular when in reality you disappear in t shirts. How tall are you?
Angel Garcia
Just post body you faggot
Hunter Foster
Have her loose some weight by lifting, acquire Amazonian goddess
