Take gf's birth control

>take gf's birth control
>get my T levels tested
>get prescribed TRT
Are there any flaws in my plan?

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Estradiol levels through the roof. Possible gyno. Just buy gear online.

You can buy T online and even through the clearnet if you do research. Just look into DIY HRT, specifically FtM obviously. You'll find what you're looking for.

Not OP but how can you inject a drug that you got online? That shit seems mad sus.

What actually happens when men take female birth control?

Buy the raws and make it yourself then

>gf on birth control
ngmi

You don’t have a geez in your life willing to take the test for you and just slide you the prescription?

>not creaming inside ur gf at every opportunity
enjoy the latex jew wrapped around your dick

because if it's fake it's not like they're going to mix it up with heroin or something. the worst that could happen is you buy colored water from a chinese guy.

my ex was on birth control and I agree you can never go back to latex after being able to creampie every time but she ended up getting kind of depressed and I think the pills really fucked her up ultimately leading us to break up. so just keep an eye on your girl and make sure she's ok.

It's completely legal to buy roids and sarms in some countries. You can get samples of their stuff tested at labs to make sure they're up to standard.

Police are big customers for roids and sarms anyway, even in places where it's considered naughty by the law.

If the police ever bust my door for sarm purchases I'm just going to say I've been feeding it to my guinea pigs to conduct research.

with these you'll just increase the estrogen levels in your blood, the testosterone will remain the same.
What you are looking for is an antiandrogen.

Exactly. It's a situation you'd have to basically self incriminate by saying something stupid in those places. If the pigs grab a package then people just say they never asked for it anyway so it's not their fault someone sent it to the wrong address.

OP could just go on a diet with zero fat and skip sleep. his test levels will crash hard.

Literal tranny.

it would make more sense just to crash your t with sarms instead

>the testosterone will remain the same.
No it won't. BC tanks test in women (which is part of the reason of the long list of sides), and would do so in men.

Lmao dude wtf

Is your testosterone low? If not why the fuck would you wanna go on TRT for the rest of your life.