>free weights
>they are not free
Free weights
>deadlift
>no corpse
>face pull
>pull with my hands
>hindu squats
>i'm jewish
>6 million
>closer to 237,000
>calf raises
>no cows around
>decline bench
>do it anyways
>squat
>still pay rent
>Pull ups
>I walked to the gym
>good mornings
>lift at night
>Farmers Walk
>I'm actually a farmer lifting in overalls with straw in my mouth
>suitcase carry
>carrying kettlebells
>Chin ups
>I'm still sad
>Skullcrushers
>I'm not actually a terminator
oy vey
>plates
>can't eat on them, you load them to bar
>Dieting
>Still eating pizza
>Minder Goblin watching me squat
>barbell rows
>it doesn't help move the boat at all
>bench press
>i'm pressing a bar
>bench press
>lay on it instead
>hack squat
>no computer
>dumbbell press
>press dumbbells and they actually turn out to be quite witty and charismatic
>Military press
>I'm a conscientious objector
>squat
>own a house
>shrugs
>I actually know what I'm doing
>Goblet squat
>I'm still a man
>crunches
>silent
>skull crushers
>building health
>rear delt flies
>no it didn't
>push ups
>pushing down
>gym provides cable rows
>but no TV
>dumbbell curl
>dumbells don't change shape
>Dumbbell flys
>Seated the whole time
>dead hangs
>I am alive
>EZ bar curls
>still too heavy
>bowflex
>archery superseded by the rifle in the 1570's
>reverse curls
>no triceps
>preacher curls
>gym does not provide the preacher
>concentration curls
>forget what I'm doing
>hammer curls
>use dumbbells