Free weights

>free weights
>they are not free

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>deadlift
>no corpse

>face pull
>pull with my hands

>hindu squats
>i'm jewish

>6 million
>closer to 237,000

>calf raises
>no cows around

>decline bench
>do it anyways

>squat
>still pay rent

>Pull ups
>I walked to the gym

>good mornings
>lift at night

>Farmers Walk
>I'm actually a farmer lifting in overalls with straw in my mouth

>suitcase carry
>carrying kettlebells

>Chin ups
>I'm still sad

>Skullcrushers
>I'm not actually a terminator

oy vey

>plates
>can't eat on them, you load them to bar

>Dieting
>Still eating pizza

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>Minder Goblin watching me squat

>barbell rows
>it doesn't help move the boat at all

>bench press
>i'm pressing a bar

>bench press
>lay on it instead

>hack squat
>no computer

>dumbbell press
>press dumbbells and they actually turn out to be quite witty and charismatic

>Military press
>I'm a conscientious objector

>squat
>own a house

>shrugs
>I actually know what I'm doing

>Goblet squat
>I'm still a man

>crunches
>silent

>skull crushers
>building health

>rear delt flies
>no it didn't

>push ups
>pushing down

>gym provides cable rows
>but no TV

>dumbbell curl
>dumbells don't change shape

>Dumbbell flys
>Seated the whole time

>dead hangs
>I am alive

>EZ bar curls
>still too heavy

>bowflex
>archery superseded by the rifle in the 1570's

>reverse curls
>no triceps

>preacher curls
>gym does not provide the preacher

>concentration curls
>forget what I'm doing

>hammer curls
>use dumbbells