You wake up tomorrow in the body of boogie 1488

>You wake up tomorrow in the body of boogie 1488
Where do you begin?

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CARB. THE FUCK. UP.

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Immediately dome myself hoping I wake up back in my own body in a Boogie-free world.

Bodyslamming my ex

Immediately research how to lose that weight and get the excess skin removed. Get Any Forums as fuck and make youtube videos about it and sell shit to people.

>wake up as Boogie
>decide it's over
>got to gun shop
>buy shotgun
>store is out of shells
how do you proceed?

Fast until I'm human again. Consume only water + minerals/electrolytes/vitamins.

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Buy the largest calibre handgun instead.

i'm 100% sure i could loose a 100 pounds in 3 monthes if i spawned in berlin boogies body.
eat less
carnivore with occasional grass
gym
fast twice a week
make gym videos
"Were all gonna make it" merch

I call nicokado to make a feat

*soft voice* hey buddy, can you please stop posting this? its making some of the other people here uncomfortable

I make a 15 hour long Youtube video called
>Pedophilia - is it really that bad?
then shoot myself in the head after I upload it to his channel.

Do a goggins and get on an exercise bike and dont get off for 3 months

by not eating the caloric requirements of 10 fucking people every day

kek

Walk everyday or do any type of movement even if seated

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portal to gensokyo xF

>post some insane, hyper specific prediction about his death on Any Forums
>execute it

lol

only correct answer

unironically kill myself. Decades of being overweight would for sure have done irreparable damage to my organs. Theres no point to even try.
In a perfect world, I would immediately blast test and fast with 500 calories a day. On top of light weightlifting, and daily cardio. The test cause I remember watching a video of this piece of shit saying he go test levels checked and they were practically 0. Most likely lies but still.

Not by eating