Which hollywood actor is the most roided out rn Any Forums?

The Roid

Yeah I got juicy arms in like 2 months by using some old as shit dumbbells I had lying around. You just need to be consistent

>female dating strategy
Don't be deformed or severely crippled?

i mean... she isnt wrong

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The hardest part of looking like that is the diet. It's exhausting to eat so much and you're shitting all the time.

Ooooooooohhhh yes bros... I can feel it, the power of Spoony is coming over me. I can feel the SOVL. I can feel the sneed.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking do it.

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No, just be female. Not even that, just claim to be a female even if male. Someone will now want to fuck you.

true unless you want to make money with your body it's not worth the effort. And it's useless for real combat

Hardest part is getting the roids and having money to pay for them, and injecting the roids properly without giving yourself an infection

its a femvolcel subreddit to reeee about only losers wanting to fuck you

So? The Rock is clearly on a fuckton of gear.

Pretty much anyone in sports or wrestling is on some kind of gear and lying about it. Most sports only test a handful of players a year for obvious reasons. Can't have a star player getting suspended.

So according to FDS, men have to be

>tall
>fit
>handsome
>have a good job
>lots of money
>own a good car
>etc

and what exactly are the women offering in return?

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That too. Actors have a Dr do it I'm sure, but a buddy of mine got an infection.

If you're in hollywood or sports, they're piss easy to get.

Nah, it’s a bit more complicated than that plus you got genetics that are completely out of your hands

Blown out holes. That's literally it.

pussy and plenty of dudes are willing to make that trade

good afternoon I hate women

>bro, just get into Hollywood or competitive sports
So not easy then?

Not if he respects himself

She's leaving out the fact that you needs steroids which are illegal in most of the world.
Nobody has a body like that without roiding it up.

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>Not if he respects himself
like i said plenty of dudes

Dude in my highschool got them and my town is small as fuck.

Don't you gain fat too even if you eat clean?

Lmao no
Chris is on gear. You can go to the gym religiously for years and not look half that good

roids only being legal for hollywood faggots and jeff bezos is nearly enough to make be commie, seize the means swoleduction

Sad but true

go back to r*ddit faggot

Is roiding actually that bad for you?
Most hollywood men and athletes are on them, if they were really that dangerous wouldn't they not be as widespread?

You gain fat from too much carbs in your meal.

>picrel
criminally underrated
how has this not gained a single (You)?
well, take mine, user

he's famous
love him
LOVE HIM

So if I eat only chicken and broccoli every single day and lift I'll get big muscles with no fat?

you need to go back

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Yes.

Celebrity faggots should be killed. They can take roids, smoke weed, snort coke, fuck prostitutes, fuck children, in many cases they can kill people and get away with it.
And for regular people all of it is illegal and you'll be going away for life if you engage in any of this.
These celebrities are the people who should be hounded for breaking the law not the average pleb. If the average joe takes a cycle of test so he is better at his construction job this is far better than the movie star millionaire doing it for a movie and lying to everyone that he looks like that naturally.

Islanders get away with so much bullshit in media because Americans aren't familiar with them

More or less. The gym part is easy, it’s the diet that most guys can’t nail down.

just eat protein, bro

They're not bad for you if you have good doctors who monitor everything. Your internal organs have to deal with all the excess testosterone. A lot of things happen in your body due to hormonal changes. It can be very bad if something is being damaged and it's not detected.
Movie stars do their regular medical checkups, check their blood, scan their bodies. They will be fine.

>roiding actually that bad for you?
Heroin, coke and meth are widespread and a shit load of recreational drugs are used in the entertainment industry, and those don't even make them money. Are you going to argue "they must be OK because Hollywood does it" too?

i live by
eating dirty so i work out
i work out so i eat dirty

Pretty much. It's simple but boring as fuck.

that faggot skips leg day, too

yes and no
if you do the right drugs for the right lengths of time under proper supervision and follow up with proper post cycle therapy, you will most likely come out unharmed
the major risk is long term disruption in your natural test production
and if you remain on cycle for too long, permanent loss of fertility due to testicular atrophy

but imo the big reason to avoid roids is that they are not, contrary to popular opinion, the easy way to get fit

a fit natty can train 4 times a week for an hour or so, and eat ~3-4k calories/day
and if they do that for a few years, they'll have a very decent body
not like chris in OPs picrel, but very decent none the less

on the other hand, someone on cycle can train 6x a week, two workouts per day, two hours per workout
and eat 6-8k calories/day
and they'll grow fucking huge
or they can eat "only" 3-4k cals/day, do lots of cardio, and get fucken ripped to shreds

but importantly, and this is the point im trying to make, the guy on a cycle *still needs to put in the work*
they still have to pick heavy shit up and/or do the cardio
they still need to eat a fuckton of calories to grow
roids just allow you to do this much quicker

The Rock is the master roider, followed up by that pajet.

Advice for someone who doesn't make his own meals?

> They can take roids, smoke weed, snort coke, fuck prostitutes
Unless you're in Saudi Arabia all of this can and is done by regular people in the west.

Yes. Just calculate how much calories you burn daily and then add carbs to balance you food.

I would give any amount of money to have every member of FDS dragged out into the sunlight for a group photo

lifting regularly plus consistently good diet. lifting is easy, having a great diet is hard for most people. if you ask any bodybuilder or strength athlete in general they will tell you maintaining the right eating is the hardest part.

Snoop dog can go on camera smoking weed and he isn't going to be touched.
If you smoke weed as a common pleb and a cop smells it, you are going to jail.

Also no one is taking test to be better at their fucking construction job buddy.

Learn to make meals, start with simple shit like grilled chicken

>by that pajet
yeah bro i've just been watching my diet and working out. My jaw doubling in size was unrelated and not caused by hgh cycling aha just trust me bro

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it's literally just a bunch of fat black women. you don't need to drag them outside. just look at the other subreddits the users frequent

Not worth it. I like tasty food

>instead of discussing the bullshit standards men face, anons are discussing how to do the work necessary to look like that

You fags are the reason women are retarded like this. These women should be beaten

Do you have any idea how many people post pictures online or on dating apps of themselves smoking weed and don't get in any trouble. Have you ever interacted in the real word before.
>If you smoke weed as a common pleb and a cop smells it, you are going to jail.
What kind of retard smokes around cops?

Eating a clean 200 grams of protein a day without going full beans n’ rice - chicken n’ broccoli autism is impossible for me, I always have to cheat with whole milk and nasty ass protein powder. Inverse cube law for dudes over 6’ is a bitch

Women being fat and lazy is no reason for me to be like that

Holy shit what a retarded contrarian faggot. Go tell everyone how you're breaking the law. We'll see what happens to your dilation hole when you go to jail.

Yes but if you fags go out and do the work necessary to look like that and then turn around and fuck fat chicks on tinder you have just elevated their standards artificially through your own desperation to the point where her mind is ruined.

the trick is looking like that and still telling the women to fuck off
growth mindset nigger

When I was deep on my “let’s see how swole I can get” kick I had my wife make me equal parts beans, brown rice, and lean ground beef. If you aren’t used to eating a lot you are going to have to force shit down your throat. It really requires you to stop treating food as something pleasurable that you do to feel satisfied and more like a chore you have to do 3-5 times a day.

>200 grams of protein a day
You don't need that much. You can go with just about 1.4-1.7 gramms per kilo of your bodyweight. Unless you're a fucking giant.

But that's not what happens.

Instead you fucking retards go around fucking everything and you leave a bunch of mediocre chubby bitches with god-complexes in your wake

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I don’t live in a state with draconian marijuana laws. I smoke on my front porch and wave to the sheriff as he drives by.

I love how mean women are...

did he just instantly fall asleep post nut with the lights on lmao

I’m 6’3” and got zero results till I started cramming protein like a tard.

its chicken broccoli and rice. You have missing 1/3 of the anabolic power, NGMI

You can still end up looking shitty with muscles if you’re not 6”2 and broad

Try to use a diffrent/multiple protein sources. Or add more carbs instead. Or just forget about gains and become a cardio god.

>become a cardio god.
sometimes when i run i'm pretend i'm part of an ancient hunting party endurance hunting an elk, really makes the run more enjoyable!

>cardio god

No thanks. I rather enjoy being a lumbering muscle beast. Being able to pull weight off the ground is surprisingly useful.

That just means he could get better roids younger in life
Batista is tiny compared to how he used to look like in WWE, he used to be a monster

Women are retarded and don't understand the male body, probably would think Zyzz was natty. Do not allow them to swell insecurities in you.

if you are rich, sure

>Zyzz
i miss him bros...

It pisses me off so much
I've been lifting weights for 6-7 years but no matter what I do I always look like garbage because fat in my stomach doesn't move
I go on a cut, I lose muscle and retain fat in my stomach
I go on a bulk, I get some muscle but my belly gets much bigger
no matter what I do I always look terrible, and I've been working so hard for so long and no one appriciates it and I get nothing out of it because I have nothing to show for my hardest efforts, still a virgin at 24 too, people even comment on me saying I look like I don't work out
I know everything there is to know about working out and diets and none of it had worked for me

So do I but mostly for the social energy and charisma. Unironically don't be like Zyzz unless you want to die before your late 20s.

>when you get a tainted supply of onions creatine

didn't he die from an untreated heart condition? like i'm sure the gear didn't help but he needed to be on meds and wasn't due to being undiagnosed

>goal oriented instead of process oriented
Found one of the problems, user.

Typical of what you find in FDS, then.

I don't enjoy the process either, I hate lifting weights it makes me miserable, the fact I look get no results from it makes me feel even worse

Post body

You won't get cut but you can definitely get some pretty nice arms/shoulders/chest in a relatively short amount of time if you are consistent and eat a lot of protein. I also took creatine right when I started.

I keep trying to tell dudes that this why the phenomenon exists but they never listen.

Maybe not everyone will have problems as early as he did, but a foreign supply of male androgens are still going to increase your risk of stroke or heart disease, even in young people. Got a 23 year old paraplegic a couple weeks ago due to stroke. You need to be weighing the consequences in sound mind and asking yourself what your true motivation is for using these methods. And don't get discouraged when you, a natty, don't look like someone on gear.
I enjoy lifting weights but you shouldn't do things you don't enjoy, but I doubt you hate all forms of weights or aerobics.

It's so easy for women to look like this. Don't eat a million calories a day and then estrogen takes over. Literally just wash your face . But most of them can't even do that.

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Women: OMG I just fucked so and so, that makes me like a queen and a diva! You sad bitches wish your pussy was golden like mine! #StayMadHoes

Same woman after that same guy grows bored and moves on: OMG MEN ARE FILTHY LITTLE DICKED DOGS THAT WILL FUCK ANYTHING THEY CAN WOMEN ARE MORALLY SUPERIOR #SISTERSUNITE

Why are women like this?

I hate running so much, the only time I can ever do well in running is if I'm somehow able to enter full daydream mode and forget I'm running, otherwise it's just too damn boring and long. Plus I just got plantar fasciitis and a light jog leaves me super sore.
Anyway your post reminded me how a lot of the time I like to imagine I'm doing the Mogadishu Mile, where a handful of guys missed the evacuation and had to run to the UN CP outside the city

>Being able to pull weight off the ground is surprisingly useful
There's a difference between bodybuilding aka big hypertrophied muscles and pure functional strength training. You can easily get away with much less demanding diet and still be as strong as a bodybuilder. Just smaller in terms of volumes.

>thread moved to Any Forums
oh no no no no

It's super boomer but social media, modern movies, and porn have just eaten away at so many people's sense of self-worth, it should be classified as abuses of human rights.

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