/mire/ thread?

mire thread. Share your recent mires, I think we all could use some extra motivation.

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Mom said she was "blown away" by how much I've grown since she last saw me a few months ago. I love you mom.

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I always get mired by faggots in CBTs I dunno if that counts.

I shared this mire yesterday but the thread died. Still makes me happy though.

>Be me, moved to France a few weeks ago and found an affordable gym three minutes away.
>It's tiny and has a clientele constituted of 95% retired French boomers but I like it; I can practice my French while resting and the weight section is never crowded.
>While doing sets with the ab roller in a secluded section, a certified milf in tight yoga leggings walks up to me all of a sudden and asks me something in French.
>My French is shit so I don't understand what she is trying to say.
>She draws a V-shape with her fingers, points at my body and repeats herself.
>She is asking me what I eat in order to achieve my physique, and particularly how I manage to maintain such a "flat stomach".
>I have been ottermodemaxxing the last 8 months, it finally pays off. (pic rel is not me though)
>I stutter out "uh..just regular food you know? Maybe a protein shake from time to time...uuh...how about you?"
>She starts talking about her strict regime, says that she has extra fat to loose while grabbing some skin on her stomach.
>Obviously fishing for a compliment, she has the body of a fucking 25-year old.
>We talk a bit more, I learn that she is apparently 47 year old, which upon hearing I let my jaw visibly fall and say that her body is fantastic.
>She cracks a big smile and we part our ways.

One week later (two days ago)
>Go to the gym the same time as when I last saw her - she is there.
>Walk up to her and start chatting.
>I ask for advice on how to improve my French.
>While talking, she holds a dumbbell with adjustable weight. She squats down, puts her arms in front of her body, squeezing her boobs together, and looks up at me while fiddling with the plates on the dumbbell.
>I maintain eye contact but there is no way in hell that she does not realize that she is showing maximum cleavage, right?
>She says that I should go out and talk to girls, saying that she's absolutely sure that I will find a woman et cetera.
>I say "uhh..yeah perhaps haha".

I should ask her out for a glass of wine next time I see her, right? Even though she was receptive with me I have seen her talk to basically everyone in the gym (all 40 years+) so I am a bit unsure if I misinterpreted her signals. Could it be that she flirts with everyone just for the attention?

that guy need to cut his hair, it doesn't work

Play the slow game king, rushing into it may scare her away. Acknowledge her, talk to her, but get her to come to you instead. Women love "games" and a confident man who can pull it off

I'd also advise this you don't want to come off over zealous and I bet she expects you're thirsty if you're in a foreign land. Playing cool is the way to go 100%.

Checked and similar boat. My mom was always fat and I was always skinny through my childhood. She has been on a diet and lost significant weight, meanwhile I'm 235lbs at 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 (though I'm also at ~23% bf).

You might be right but if she's 47, in shape, and initiated conversation with user, it could very well mean she knows what she is doing and just wants some D. Don't get me wrong, ALLL women shit test but women >40 in general will get right to the point if they wanna fuck. Maybe it's different in frog land than burger land but based on my experience if his conversations go well like 2 or 3 more times then he should just go for it