VINCE RETIRES
My jaw literally dropped. Holy shit. Thank you Vince for the memories.
Vincebros....
>says he retires to take heat off himself
>stays backstage in gorilla like a fucking autist calling everything
>appoints a dummy CEO that takes orders from him
Don't get worked you fucking marks
And you guys said he no sold the scandal
SHIT KHAN'D.
Nice headcanon
wwe if fucking dead if steph takes over fully
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>its real
he won
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Wtf? Its real, holy shit the amount of stuff they must have on him if he indeed is retiring
Never thought I'd see the day even though it had to happen eventually
STICKY
Sticky mods! Gonna miss this Lil nigga
whos taking the book?
>"retire"
>still sit in the back and book the show
You retard will fall for it too
OH NO NO NO BITCHTITS AND ANTI-SMARK BROS
>AEWtist fake thread
YAWN
I literally came to check Any Forums first time today and this thread greets me instantly. What the hell?
Finally wrestling will be free.
variety.com
>“As I approach 77 years old, I feel it’s time for me to retire as Chairman and CEO of WWE,” McMahon said in a statement released by the sports entertainment company. “Throughout the years, it’s been a privilege to help WWE bring you joy, inspire you, thrill you, surprise you, and always entertain you. I would like to thank my family for mightily contributing to our success, and I would also like to thank all of our past and present Superstars and employees for their dedication and passion for our brand. Most importantly, I would like to thank our fans for allowing us into your homes every week and being your choice of entertainment. I hold the deepest appreciation and admiration for our generations of fans all over the world who have liked, currently like, and sometimes even love our form of Sports Entertainment.”
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>Vince is gone
YOU’RE NEXT KEVIN DUNN
>scrolled past this thread a couple minutes ago thinking it was another fag fake tweet
>it's fucking real
I could've had the first post bros... fucking fake news ruined my place in history
NOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the wrong khan retard
vince made wwe shit, his departure can only be a negative for tiny
best birthday gift of my life
its a work
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
imagine thinking he’s not still in charge from the shadows. it’s so easy to work you marks.
MY WORLD
STICKY
This is massive news
TONY WON
E FAGGOTS WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Reply to this post or your crush will be fucked by BBC tonight.
He'll let the angle cool off, and then come out of retirement for the monster poo
KWAB, GOODBYE PIECE OF SHIT
KWAB
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD
,So wait Steph was supposed to be the interim CEO till Vince came back. Vince is reitring, so does that mean she's the permanent CEO?
THIS IS AEWS WORST NIGHTMARE HAHAHAHAHA
NOW THE SHOW WILL FINALLY BE GOOD
Imagine the face of this moron.
Good riddings, rapist.
Tony Khan wins again!!! Looks like AEW finally did the fucker in
I feel kind of bad. I know this sounds retarded, but I grew up watching wrestling, so Vince has been someone I’ve been watching for over 20 years. I can’t believe he’s finally out.
He's """retiring""" and being replaced by Stephanie, who will do everything he tells her. He'll be pulling the strings until he's dead.
No Vince?
>*is still on gorilla behind the scenes in your path*
Egg
STEPHBROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE WON
>Official Twitter account
>more fake news made up by aewtists
KWAB, that no milly really doing a number on ya eh?
fuck you
corporate.wwe.com
>As I approach 77 years old, I feel it’s time for me to retire as Chairman and CEO of WWE. Throughout the years, it’s been a privilege to help WWE bring you joy, inspire you, thrill you, surprise you, and always entertain you. I would like to thank my family for mightily contributing to our success, and I would also like to thank all of our past and present Superstars and employees for their dedication and passion for our brand. Most importantly, I would like to thank our fans for allowing us into your homes every week and being your choice of entertainment. I hold the deepest appreciation and admiration for our generations of fans all over the world who have liked, currently like, and sometimes even love our form of Sports Entertainment.
>“Our global audience can take comfort in knowing WWE will continue to entertain you with the same fervor, dedication, and passion as always. I am extremely confident in the continued success of WWE, and I leave our company in the capable hands of an extraordinary group of Superstars, employees, and executives – in particular, both Chairwoman and Co-CEO Stephanie McMahon and Co-CEO Nick Khan. As the majority shareholder, I will continue to support WWE in any way I can. My personal thanks to our community and business partners, shareholders, and Board of Directors for their guidance and support through the years. Then. Now. Forever. Together.”
Nooooo! How could we lose him! RIP sir!
Arigato Vincent sama
It's time. Get Russo and Dutch on the phone. We're getting the band back together.
Tony's already made the call
MODS FUCKING STICKY THIS
AEW wins again
smackdown ratings finna skyrocket
Shut up reddit nigger
>press release and tweet
Lmao some big shit is about to drop. Why wouldn't he announce this in the middle of a ring?
The era of GOATs is finally over.
It's pathetic watching Smarks try to spin this.
>He's still running things, nothing changes, wrestling is my whole world so I don't know how anything works!
Well, there it is. You were a great one Vince, rest up.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS RAPIST IS FUCKED
is there anyone like me who thinks Nick Khan is a mole?
>aew wins because wwe will be under competent ownership instead of retarded mcmahon carny
Nah this is awful. AEW's only saving grace was WWE being contentiously even more shit. They might shape up somewhat. Probably not though
what, you think steph will do a better job? as predictable as vinces booking was in recent times, at least he knows wrestling.
He knows it would have been leaked, guarantee he has a segment on smackdown
*bows down*
end of an era
mmmm coping dronie tears
worked by Vince
it must've been REAL bad, whatever the WSJ was still digging up, maybe some illegitimate kids?
Triple GOAT is back to carry and keep the legacy
at least you still got dubs
>co-ceo Nick khan
He won
Why are you posting selfies?
Don't say I didn't warn you
I hope he dies soon
Bro he's the majority stakeholder and his daughter is the CEO. It doesn't take a genius to figure out he's stepping down so the allegations don't hurt the company while still having avenues to direct the company
holy shit. He actually raped multiple women. It's over. Nick Khan has STOLEN THE BUSINESS
He's still majority shareholder. This is all for show.
3 dimeless chuds
Good riddance!!!!!
same feel bro.
I dunno if there's anything else but there's enough already out there combined with him being elderly I imagine Khan and the others told him it's time to go.
holy shit
>announces it at 4pm and a friday 5 minutes after the stock market closes
WWE’S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
wtf?
Vincel's retirement
WWE IS SAVED
When workaholics suddenly stop working, they die soon after. Vince won't make it to 78
as if retiring in wrestling even means something
vince will probably still be calling the shots somehow, probably through steph or whoever
>Hey Vince, I think it's time to retire. Surely Paul will be able to handle the booking from here on out. Just look how well he's done with NXT.
Need Vince McMahon is all elite pic and fucking fast
I can't believe this shit
WHAT THE FUCK
this dronie copin' hard rn lmao
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e-drones fucking SEETHING
Enjoy your retirement, Vince!
It's been fun!
KWAB GOOD RIDDANCE PREDATOR
You are a shoot dumb fuck brother
>works the stock market marks one more time
B A S E D
this, king carny working his people once again
Kevin Dunn is going to get cut 46 times in 60 seconds.
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON...IS ALL ELITE
>not with a band but with a whimper
whatever the WSJ was digging up must've been REALLY BAD, my guess is some illegitimate kids
my condolences to all the edrones who just lost their father figure
TONY KHAN IS SHOWING UP ON SMACKDOWN TO ANNOUNCE HE'S THE NEW OWNER OF WWE.
R-Truth and Titus are in the enclosed pool area
THIS MEANS WWE WILL GET BETTER YOU RETARDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIP BOZO
it's ogre
youtu.be
>thinking retirements mean shit in wrestling
Found the zoom zoom that doesn't know shit. He'll be back once he wins his lawsuit and the heat dies down. Or by Mania, whichever comes first.
DRONIES ON MOTHERFUCKING SUICIDE WATCH LMAOOOOOOO
VINCENT
K.
MCMAHON
(K STANDS FOR KWAB BTW LMAOOOO)
Nah wwe will still suck
No Vinny?
Nick Khan and CUNT are co-ceo
Smackdown gonna do big numbers tonight.
Fuck you
MODS STICKY PLS
lmaooo fuck this old bitch, I hope Cunt&Cunter finish his fucking company so he falls into irrelevance
So either
>nothing changes whatsoever, Vince is still in charge from the shadows
or
>WWE tightens up and becomes an actual company instead of a carny shitshow
Which is it gonna be? Former is status quo, latter is bad for everyone else.
It literally means wwe can finally change you dumbass
why, vince aint gonna be on it
NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAA
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HEY HEY HEY
GOOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEE
>NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAA
>NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAAAA
>HEY HEY HEY
>GOOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEE
Unironically the biggest news in wrestling history.
now type that without crying
>it's real
KHAN CHADS
I KNEEL
no vince?
Vince is done bro, this goes deeper than a childrens tv show the ones who control the entertainment world forced him out because they want wwe for themselves now and can’t have it associated with a serial rapist when its rebranded, Vince knew this was coming years ago thats why Nick Khan was hired, this is all a ritual
So he is officially the KWAB of the year and no one comes close unless they kill someone.
BURN IN HELL WWE AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
>Sure. When are you coming to suck my cock like the good ol' times though?
so what now?
My guess is he will say goodbye on RAW, his "flagship" product
Wwe is going to get better because of this you idiot
Why are you haters so retarded ?
VINCE SURRENDERS TO TONY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
GET IN HERE PRO WRESTLING BROS
KEK
c o p e
Thanks Vinnie. Everything after Ruthless Aggression has sucked dick but thank you for the prime kino before then.
that's exactly what I'm expecting
No, Vince dying will be the biggest news in wrestling history
>retires as a billionaire old man who still fucks bitches
>kwab
huh?
HHH, (Nick Khan) will get Omega, MJF, and Wardlow out of this now.
I don't like either of these possibilities. I guess I'll take the latter and pray we get something good out of it
WHERES THE STICKY
>We need ya GOAT.
>Everyone who said they'd only watch WWE again once Vince left will have to come back
>Steph inherits the role of the Chairman McMahon character
>Jeff Jarrett in charge of creative
>WWE booking improves as has been theorized
>AEW remains irrelevant
And so forth.
People retire. It happens.
this is basically the same thing
Vince not booking stories means WWE night not be rematches every single fucking week. No more dancing gimmicks or random renames.
>Vince retires
>He comes back
Kneel to the GOAT
youtu.be
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>Jeff Jarrett in charge of creative
I will watch WWE again if he's in charge no joke
He's still going to be the head booker. This changes nothing.
You all said he would never do it.
He didn't want to.
He was forced because he's a dumb senile old man and a piece of shit and it's likely we have only scratched the surface of the allegations. They wanted him out.
Good fucking riddens.
long term booking
>Wwe is going to get better because of this
keep typing it over and over bro, maybe it will become true (it won't)
>No more dancing gimmicks or random renames.
With Stephanie at the helm you're getting more womens matches and multiple trannies, LMAO
Tourist here. Why isn't this stickyworthy?
AEWtists today
>YAAAAAAYYY VINCE SUBMITS, WWE IS DONE! WE WOOOOOON TRANNYBROS!!!
AEWtists in about 6 months
>still no milly, still blaming Vince
tell me it's just a work bros
why no fucking sticky, this is the biggest wrestling news in a decade
Make the call, Nick.
If Vince is completely gone then Austin Theory has lost his whole character
I'VE WAITED NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, DAY AFTER DAY, MATCH AFTER MATCH, BOOKING AFTER BOOKING FOR THIS MOMENT AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN FUCKING GAMEEEEE
Nobody knows who Vince McMahon is
So was Triple H being reinstated a Steph thing then?
the dronie cope coming out of this is amazing, I already came twice
There's going to be another Wall Street Journal story posted soon where he raped the Divas.
Only double J can save us now
AEW board
Sadly, its probably true. Stephanie is friends with that faggot bret lauderdale.
>aewtists celebrating because the chief guy holding wwe back is retiring
He's probably still going to exert control, but presuming he doesn't, isn't this going to potentially improve WWE?
>riddens
lmao
Kek What A Bitch
FINALLY
Put me in the screencap
KWAB
>As the majority shareholder, I will continue to support WWE in any way I can
Yes this is the end of an era and p monumental but let's not pretend he's not going to have his iron claws gripped on the baby he values the most until the day he dies. That'll be the day I start wondering if there'll be a different future for WWE to look forward to
>Inspire you
>thrill you
>always entertain you
fuck you you lying rapist chud
goddamn the world is weird. The same guy who sang "alone with my baby tonight" has now risen to power...wow. I am honestly floored.
HOLY FUCKING DIMESOLA BRO
Listen to Kenny and MJF interviews. Pretty obvious they're sick of the direction Tony has AEW going (just like Cody). WWE always had interest in Wardlow who looks like a joke already thanks to Khan.
Holy shit I am so fucking happy. I'm going to watch WWE again unironically if true.
I can't believe Vince McMahon got metoo'd. America is doomed.
last night Vincent Kennedy McMahon retired as head of creative and CEO from the WWE....
So, how long until Vince sells?
Austin Theory is doomed now
Holy shit.
How bad is the stuff thats about to come out about him then?
>Hey Vince, you should hire this Nick Khan guy. He's a well respected television executive that will take the company to new heights. He has a reputation for being ruthless, but don't worry. You'll always be the boss around here.
HOLY SHIT
no vince?
he retired as the greatest promoter of all time. Seethe some more.
>Listen to Kenny and MJF interviews. Pretty obvious [headcanon, cope]
very interesting indeed
/sp/ didn't get a sticky when Brady retired
Shinzo Abe is the Kwab of the year. Nigga wasn't even killed for his political views since the shooter agrees with his politics. He just killed Abe because he just happened to be there kek. The shooter ain't right in the head.
Holy FUCK, it's actually over. He's done.
HOLY SHIT BOYS
BUT IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THIS IS THE START OF THE AEW ERA YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE DOWNFALL OF WWE YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN
VINCE IS GONE ONE NIGHT ONE NIGHT!!!! BUT ILL BE HERE AS THE NEW HEAD OF CREATIVE EVERY NIGHT!!!!!
THIS IS NOW THE ERA OF HHH
THE GAME STARTS NOW!!!!
Has to be some really bad stuff. No way he would have stepped down if it wasnt. Might have to do that its publicly traded company now too and he is the face of it
We won bros...