Retarded Any Forums shit you do in real life

>Do the Shawn Michaels kip-up out of bed every morning and it is now the only way I can give myself the energy to wake up in the morning
>Sometimes when I'm saying bye to friends I tell them I wish them luck in their future endeavors
>Probably have over a dozen granny smith apples in my refrigerator right now because seeing Carlito on TV got me hooked on them as a kid 15 years ago. I still eat one as a snack nearly every day

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When I go to the grocery store, they have automatic sliding doors...when they open I act like I am coming out of the tunnel making my way to the ring

>watch a movie where someone goes on a long monologue
>”fine speech” in my head

whenever I enter a wide open space with people there I do the Rock strutt with his hand dragging by his side.

>Wash my face
>Get some water in my mouth
>Spit out the water while walking out of the bathroom like there's a title around my waist

i can't see nash without laughing

>Walk into the bar to meet my date for the evening
>Pull her to an empty side of the room
>Lean over her and growl "Am I fucking going over?"
>If she says yes, tell her it's all I needed to know
>If no, go straight to the bar manager and complain about my booking

At work we have an elevator for moving goods from floor to floor, its not your standard elevator though, its not closed off, it just has a chain around all the sides to stop people walking off.
You bet your arse I've come up that thing like the codyvator blasting kingdom on my phone. it even popped the boys lol

When I wake up in the morning I play Jeff Hardy's music on my phone and jump out of bed waving my arms around doing his dance. It is the only way I can motivate myself to get out of bed.

the Scott Hall walk while entering the room

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