Book the first RAW of the TV-14 era
Book the first RAW of the TV-14 era
Josiah Brown
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Nolan Thomas
shane mcpepe returns
Colton Johnson
Bobby Lashley says that he hates the black people.
Asher Green
Asuka and Bayley in Bra and Thongs in a mud and slime match where they grope each other constantly.
Colton Perry
an uncle tom lashley gimmick that gets annoyed at the uppity street profits would be dimes
Jeremiah Bailey
All based ideas. Shaping up to be a kino raw already
Noah Stewart
there is a celebration in the ring at the end, all half naked women and degenerates sucking each other off, then pg legend ryback comes out and beats the hell out of everybody. he gets on the mic and says the pg era is not over until the big guy says so. the audience completely loses their minds, one of the loudest pops in history
Alexander Hernandez
>bring back old school style intro to show clear change of rating
>Pat McAfee, Michael Cole and King on commentary
>show opens with vinny mac walking out, there's a lie detector in the middle of the ring
>trips+steph music hits, they come down to the ring
>proceed to ding yes on each question pertaining to sexual misconduct
>"ya see, vince, we knew you were a pervert, so that's why we did you a favor"
>triple h looks towards the ramp with steph in his arms
>all the nxt girls come out in skimpy bikinis down to the ring and surround vince
>vince is smiling like the old days
>"remember how much fun we used to have?"
>vince nods
>"well, steph and i have done some thinkin', and we thought this would be a good time to announce your retirement as CEO"
>vince looks stunned, but seeing all the young girls around him, he agrees.
>trips pulls out a contract signing the WWE over to him, establishing the rating back to TV-14
>"Enjoy retirement, pops."
>"But one more thing..."
>Pedigrees Vince
>"MY TIME" theme pops and evil HHH and Steph leave
That's just one segment, I have autism so be easy on me
Ayden Young
Alexa Bliss gender reveal
Tyler Gray
Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Asuka and Bianca are in the ring having some cringe segment
Mandy's old theme hits
She cuts a promo on them
Gigi and Jacy hit the ring with baseball bats while the eyesores are distracted and brutalize all of them
Mandy comes to the ring and raises Bianca's blood soaked title while standing on her and Alex Kaufman's bloodied bodies.
Kayden Smith
>Riddle, Street Profit and Jinder smoke pot and go on Stoner adventures..
>Carmella being slutty
>Call up D'Angelo and Escobar and do their feud TV-14 style
Justin Perry
Maximum Dimes Models are made for TV 14, move them across
Isaac Hall
Make them gay porn stars for the added LGBTQ heat, bring back Breezango and those two blondes in NXT to make a gay porn studio stable
DIMES
David Cook
>Gay porn studio stable
Potentially kino, desu
Brody Garcia
I popped
Dylan Sanchez
I just dealt with a guy at work. He was saying how much he didn’t want to end up living in public housing around “a bunch of black people”. This dude was blacker than the last banana.
Noah Morris
Fucking based
Gabriel Baker
Hey man, better non-rasslin segment than anything recently, although 30 mins of Reigns standing in a ring saying nothing, Theory walking out then disappearing does not set a high bar.
Dylan Carter
>RAW continues
>Theory's music hits, he proceeds to the ring
>He cuts a promo talking about whatever he's been doing (I haven't watched RAW in a while, I just know who's here from bits and pieces on Youtube)
>Kevin Owens theme hits, Theory turns to face the ramp with a shit eating "oh this guy" smile
>Kevin Owens tosses aluminum trash cans and chairs out from behind the tron
>Theory's face immediately turns to terror
>No promo Owens proceeds to run a trash can filled with chairs down to the ring, chasing Theory out of it
>Theory has the "Haha, almost got me" face
>Sami Zayn's music pops, he comes out from behind the tron
>Now Zayn and Owens have Theory trapped on the ramp
>Zayn forces Theory back in, Owens + Zayn brutalize Theory before using his phone to snap a photo of his bloodied (bladed) face
>Cut to commercial
Another segment
Leo Rogers
This but with Bayley
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Hunter Rivera
Bro, it's mah time again.
Theory does a backstage intaview with
Kayla in a bikini.
Wants to show a selfie, scrolls too far.
So now, bro we see a selfie from theory with Vince in da background getting a Blowwjab from Bianca Belair!
And she's like who da black bitch now?
So you got da Heat on Vince and Bianca and Theory has to fucking run for his life, bro.
Remember he still got da Briefcase, bro.
While on da run!
Jacob Rodriguez
Boss man re debuts and attacks the new day
Jaxson Perez
>We're back from commercial, playback shows Theory being helped to the back with a bandage around his face
>Bobbo ambushes him from a broom closet, taking his time to beat the snot out of the shitter in the back
>Refs try to pull Bobbo off but non are Hebner level
>Bobbo unironically piledrives Theory through a backroom table, running out of the room as if he's afraid of being arrested for attempted murder
>Cut to the backstage parking area
>Ford Raptor truck speeds into the covered parking
>Camera pans up over the hood of the truck showing the Nightmare Family logo before it speeds away
>Truck crashes through tron, driving straight to the ring, of course "Kingdom" begins to play
>Cody Rhodes gets out pulling Brandy Rhodes along in a thonged latex/leather catsuit
>Walks her to the ring on a leash
>Has her kneel next to his leg like he's Conan the Barbarian
>Cuts a promo talking about how stupid he was to think being anti-racist drew ratings
>Buries AEW
>Says some (you know the ones) wrestlers just don't have the "it" factor like generational families like his
>Randy Orton's music hits
>He comes out to the ring to confront racist Cody
>Turns out he actually agrees
>Reform Legacy, except this time incredibly worked racist
>Start a feud with Street Profits, however Cody Rhodes still has aspirations for Heavyweight Title
might be a little rough, but i'm trying to book here