AEW FYTER FEST WEEK 1 GAMETHREAD #4

Takeshita should have won
Moxley sucks

Taco Bell.

>another week of trannys blaming the crowd and not the awful show

What's with the crickets?

Somehow the janetty of Brian Pillman Jr.

the varsity jobbers more like

a life

Fat poosy

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>the tar pit
Oh boy...I can already see this being abused here.

This crowd absolutely sucks

F.
He better get Free Cinnabon for life for all his heart and dedication.

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>tarp it

My Mets daddy dicked the Barves today so of course the georgia cucks are gonna be quiet

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Taco Bell

AEW when?

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>I now remember when I thought Pillman had IT
LMAO don't do drugs

Wendy's

I AM THE TABLE

>I said they should call it tar pit last week
Is luchasaurus stalking me bros?

Christian promo sucked this time

even though the e-drones are insufferable here, the true fans on reddit are loving this episode and want Takeshita to stay in AEW forever!

I AM THE TABLE

EPIN ZOOMER FASTE FOOD MEMER

Love Takeshita but fuck this trash

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This crowd SOCKS.

Takeshita was able to wake this sleeping crowd during this match. He's something special

The jungle nigger gets to shove his face into dat ass and you don't. How does that make you feel?

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>Is luchasaurus stalking me bros?
yes

kek fuck these 2 janettys

WHO WANTS A TASTE

>Asiant girl
GOOOOD MORNING!

I'm not an AEWist but holy crap is this crowd fucking bad
Cornette was right about Savannah

Pillman should unironically do drugs

Cheesesteak.
Post pics if you get one.

daddy magics face LMAO

Table no sold at first

>Point out that Savannah Georgia has been a cold house tonight
>Cry WWE
Please contract Aids

What does Tony Khan hope to accomplish by jobbing Takeshita out every week
He seems like he wants to ruin the working relationship they have with DDT

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WANT A TASTE?

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Schizo

GIVE DADDY MAGIC AND COOL ANJ THE FUCKING STRAP
ANY STRAP
ALL THE STAPS

I FINNA WANNA TAYSTE

>Relax it's just a comb

unsafe, what a sloppy shop

>Hobbs' sloppy seconds
Literally could not care.
Though Sammy getting Tay's Brazilian booty admittedly sent me into a seethe.

More segments with the JeriShitters... Tiny Khan has already given up on this show.

tony is the fuck you edrone poster

Tony Schiavone interviewing an angry orange, Paul Walker, and a guido cosplayer.

>cages...

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Takeshita should've win with a rollup or something.

What flavor is it? Peruvian?

Exactly. the people crying E-drone are schizophrenic.

>cosplay mention
weeb bros, we won

>It's a daddy magic and cool hands ange share the Ring of Honor pure title episode.

Is english Garcia’s first language? Why does he talk so weird

Does anyone else notice how much It's Always Sunny has influenced pro wrestling? Anytime Matt Jackson or Angelo Parker cut a promo, it's all I can think of.

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>how tall's the cage huh
>relax it's just a comb
Give 2.0 the tag titles and give them a 5 minute promo slot every show

>Chicago again

e drones are fags

FUCK CHICAGO
JESUS CHRIST
DO A PPV IN TEXAS, TONY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Anyone else feel the pacing on this show is like really off tonight? It feels very rushed.

He's from Buffalo

Hobbs is a strong, married family man, he's what every black man should aspire to be.

chicago eatin good AGAIN

Fuck Chicago

no milly?

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF CHICAGO TONY HOLY SHIT COMY TO MY FUCKING TOWN YOU PAKI FUCK

Me 2. But Sammy is bro tier so I forgave him.

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>Ohhh…
>Husbant…
>You buy too much puroresu merch
>Now we are homeress….

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>segment building ROH PPV followed by ad for All Out
booker of the year

and yet we're here just trying to enjoy our show, while you are here trolling a thread for 2 whole hours, like clockwork every week

The PPV that they told you was ALWAYS going to be in Chicago on Memorial Day weekend, and you're surprised that it's happening again?

So All Out Main Event is clearly gonna be Mox vs Punk then?

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I hope niggers shoot up an event one day

ah.. that explains it

Don't be a fuckin hero buddy

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Daniel Garcia is so bad on the mic

The crowd is fucking ARTFUL

Chicago is a guaranteed hot crowd for AEW unlike say, I don't know, Savannah. I would expect the same in Atlanta next week.

Absolute Power should win the tag belts tonight.

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>Complaining about Chicago
Everywhere else is fucking dead

every single promo and match so far tonight has been 5 stars

Has AEW run a show in Canada yet?

Bitch you're homeless and you still put on makeup? How many dicks you sucking?

>gf wants kids
>I’m to poor and sick to provide for kids
>try to explain this to her
>she’s leaving me now
Matches for this feel bros?

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I-I'm sorry hunny... I think I have a problem

I love tgirls

Kill yourself. I'm allowed to enjoy AEW while also point out that the crowd is fucking dogshit. Don't like it? Not my problem.

Ever think maybe it's not the crowd and the show is just shit?

cole gargano III

Not happening. We'll get Bucks vs FTR and FTR are gonna be the ultimate giga tag champs of pro wrestling

It's almost as if normal people don't like outlaw wrestling

Stop watching wrestling a get a better job ya failure. She was right to leave you.

Wait, can you honestly just buy meds online now?

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who was hangman texting?

Taker vs. Mankind Buried alive

except you don't enjoy AEW, you are only here to shit on it, you are only here so you know what cornette is talking about when you listen to his show

Cesaro vs Regal in NXT

>Kill yourself. I'm allowed to enjoy AEW while also point out that the crowd is fucking dogshit. Don't like it? Not my problem.

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The crowd is TEARABLE

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS HANGMAN WEARING

Dasha
Meaty arms
Can get it

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I've given up on AEW ever growing too.

Fuck that bitch
Tell her to work more if she wants kids

What the FUCK is Hangman wearing

Hangman looks like a total fag

>hangman hiding his hairline
it’s over

Ya seethe?

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>no, not homerress
>we have one homer

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Hangman looks like he OD'd on onions.

Wouldn't seeing children wrestle just make him more upset?

Ultimate Warrior bodyslams Andre about 20 times in a single match just a couple yrs after Hogan acted like he ripped every tendon in his body at WM III

>you better believe dat
silver coming for roman bros...

Oh great. Midgets.

ok e-drones aside, what the fuck is hangman wearing?

Hangma'am and the Dork Order, that will put butts in seats.

kill yourself pig farmer

this was the previous world champ
KWAB

>Silver with a Paulie Walnuts shirt
HOLY BASED

>JR
show fucking ruined

>hangma'm knocked down to dork order
good. never let that shitter near a main event again

Fuck Oklahoma

Hot DAAAAMN

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Hangman is turning on Dork Order

I matched with a latina trap on a dating app on monday and while driving over to fuck. Not sure if I regret bailing or would've regretted had I gone through with it. To be fair the latina trap was 6ft tall

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Ah sweet I was missing that Dylan in my collection

>JR for the second hour
fucking STOP

Silver reppin Pauly Walnuts

>Jim Ross only doing 1 hour
Based
>Giving him an entrance every week
Fuck off

Dude Love t-shirt and Mankind pants on his head

>JR enters from the heel tunnel

Absolutely based

>Except you don't enjoy AEW
>I don't enjoy AEW because I think one crowd in one city is shit
Dicks? In your mouth.

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Thank you
I’m disabled but try to work as many odd jobs as possible. You post made me feel better, she is right to leave me. I deserve to die alone.

JR should have called the Luchasaurus and Moxley match not whatever is left.

I GOTTA GOTTA HURT

Do they really need to give JR the special entrance every week? Why can't he just come on during the break?

wrestling in general is never going to appear to grow while it's on TV and nielsen ratings are the focus

>Hager
zzzz

Hope nobody gets shot on the way to the show by the wild North American pavement Aoe

JRs rambling is the only thing kino about AEW

I missed the entirety of Wardlow vs OC because my receiver was being a bag of dicks. How was it?

Words cannot express how much I hate the dark order

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I GOTTA I GOTTA HERC
I GOTTA I GOTTA HERC

SHOW THE WORLD U A JERK!

WE THE PEOPLE

Hager fucking sucks lol

What a cutie

Time for Claudio to carry another JeriShitter

>Cesaro Vs Jack swagger
Maineventbros we've done it

jonny meatman is kino and I'm tired of pretending he's not

Boomers gonna boom sooner rather than later

>Hour 1 done already
Holy shit, meanwhile an hour of Raw feels like an eternity

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Is Hager done with Bellator or what?

WE THE PEOPLE
Where's Dutch Mantel?

It was based.

Abominio.

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imagine watching TV in 2022

The crowd is straight up BAIT

>From Loser Switzerland

Based Dapper Yapper

Cesaro looking real jacked than normal

jr is sundowning again

man fuck that
you only get one life
do what you gotta do
you don't need her.
you're trying your best brother

Claudio's outfit is terrible

the only people who hate JR are fanboys who cant handle him not putting up with the shite

>Even Claudio gets a muted reaction
Sherman was far too lenient on the South.

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6 and a half stars

Damn Claudio looks smooth

Did that sign say "JR is a jam up fag"?

or when he stumbles and calls people by the wrong name

That's strange
Usually Latinos are short
Hope you have better luck with the next one then!

>WE THE PEOPLE
yeah, e-drone crowd confirmed, no wonder they're so dead, they're used to sitting quietly while WWE pumps in the sound for them

KEK the only chant from the fans tonight is "WE THE PEOPLE"

WE THE PEOPLE
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
WE THE PEOPLE

>WE THE PEOPLE
jesus never go back to Georgia, Tony

>worked himself into liking a demented old man's commentary
ngmi

>comes out for the second hour
>mumbles incoherently
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

619!!!

You can't say that, you're just an e-drone.

would you've been height mogged?

before a few years ago everyone was an e-drone what's your point here

>move
>ejecution
>camera angle

*chef kiss*

is this where all out is being held? seems like a small arena

yeah

619

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Tony only puts Hager on TV every couple of months, he knows he's rating poison

dead crowd

You did the right thing.

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The crowd is almost non EXERCISE

There are better, more patient women out there brother.
I hope you find one soon, stay strong for us.

>>ejecution
good morning sir!

>being mad at we the people chants
Hager's fault for not getting anything new over

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covid era AEW was absolutely based and better than today

shut the fuck up faggot

Arcade Anarchy is seriously underrated as a Covid era match.

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crowd is sleepy as fuck, never come back here aew holy shit

>crowd chanting we the ppl
HEY nerds. It's OK for /aspw/ to shitpost We The People but not for you geeks to chant it in a different fed. That would be not unlike expecting Shinsuke to actually wrestle w/a tenth of the passion he had in njpw

damn you've chosen wisely then

kek based webm

Read the thread, I was right and you were wrong :)

ah a fellow KINO connoisseur

this nigga dressed like a midwife on a commune

I bought a little personal pizza from Suvway and that shit tasted like school food. 7 dollars down the drain.

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e-drone didn't exist, WWE marks were called cultists on /asp/

The crowd reminds me of when WWE wrestled in Lafayette Louisiana

>hi mom

Kek

>loses in the all atlantic tournament thing
>banishes
wtf TK

I want to be inseminated by a tranny

Thanks bro I try hard. I’m going to miss her. Being alone all the time again is gonna be tough

Pip

so many people in the crowd are taking PISS BRAKES right now

Subway used to be cool when they had pedo mascots

I'm already dreading how bad the thread's gonna be when Deeb and Anna Jay are on...

Might as well buy a pizza from Red Robins instead.

Claudio is DOA lmao

Why can't people just make normal food?

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>hehehe if I use the wrong word I'll pop myself
schizo behavior

Any food by big chains is shit. Always go to family owned restaurants

You a piss inspector?

I too have been disappointed by that pizza.

This has to be the best Dynamite I've ever seen.

>reminder that Claudio closed the first ever NJPW/AEW show

Have they been pissing for an hour?

cook your own food retard, it's not hard at all
>english muffins
>jar of pasta sauce
>cheese
>toppings (optional)
>put in oven for 15 minutes at 350 degrees
congrats you just made your own pizza at home for less than half the price and almost no effort

>Dimes on arrival
TRUE DAT

>Jack Swagger more competitive with Cesaro than ZSJ
fuck you Tony

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It's a B market thing. So many of them are mainly WWE fans, and you can tell by how the react and cheer to things. If this show was in an A market like Garland Texas it would be very hot.

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KEITH LEE AND SWERVE WIN THE MAIN EVENT

built for breeding

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sometimes you need to try new things

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>Subway used to be cool when they had pedo mascots
yeah and WWE invited them to be on RAW LMAO

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BAD BUNNY is ALL ELITE

just step into the tub little buddy

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Remember that fucking Iowa crowd before covid shut down shows. Don't react, fuckers, God will take live shows away from us again. Spend $$ to sit on hands.

I've seen them all, and it's definitely up there.

Claudio got cake

damn right you do
it'll hurt for a while but you got this
it might take a minute but you'll find someone that accepts and cares for you
stay strong my man

the absolute STATE of those chips

Kek based, aewtists will be fuming.

>AEW fans having meltdowns on twitter
>insisting AEW should only go to smark cities
Kek

You fat fucks need to stop eating shit

If the crowd is this quiet now, imagine when the Deeb vs Anna Jay match starts

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KWAB giving Queef Lee the titles

>Thinking any actual wrestler should be competitive against this
ZSJ fags are delusional

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Smark Cities like... Garland Texas and Coral Gables Florida?

flour your board niggas

this is the best hoss match I've seen in a long time

You talkin' shit about munchie boxes?

>the absolute STATE of those chips
how about these chips

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is the NOW arena the one they are in right now? cause all out seems like it would be in a bigger arena

Thanks bro, I hope you are well. God bless

Average whiteoid. Why are you people so disgusting?

She is absolutely drunk, so I will forgive her

This webm fills me with absolute rage

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EWWWWWWWWW BITCH YOU NASTY

Jake Hager is so underrated

Why have I only seen these two pictures of this broad

Was that half cooked bacon?
What was that green shit?

>I hear coyotes howling outside

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it looks like the crowd doesn't even want to be THEIR

they are in Georgia, All Out is in Chicago

What else is on the card?

>Gets to 5 and gives up
Damn near killed the crowd right there

Howl back

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