Did anyone else wrestle as a kid?

It's a miracle we didn't break any bones or kill ourselves trying to copy the moves we saw on tv

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Of course. My friends and I used to do all sorts of crazy shit

no
but I will when I buy a wife

My brother was always a safe worker. He would do powerbombs and chokeslams on me and I never got hurt.
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Lol what did y'all do?

I once hit my brother with a chair. Made him clinically retarded. My parents still don’t know it was me to this day.

What

*bows down*

LOL

>tried to do a stunner on another kid
>he didn't follow through
>I land so hard on my ass I start crying and get sent to the nurse
>get to leave school early when my dad picks me up from the nurse

I imagine nearly everyone here wrestled their friends/ siblings as a kid. Nobody ever got hurt for the most part, we all worked really safe. It's only when new kids who didn't know how to work moved in that injuries started becoming more regular and the territory got a reputation.

I did that leg slingshot move to a kid and his head went right into a stiff shelf, think I Benwah'd his brain.

I was the trampoline wrestling champ

Don't even know where to begin. Used to wrestle on grass, old mattresses we'd find in the street, Ultimate X matches on goal posts and in kids parks monkeybars. On trampolines, bouncy castles, over at each others houses. Craziest moment was when my friends brother shoot powerbombed another kid right on his neck, he stumbled away crying and I never saw him again. Another time someone did the Elijah Express (Elijah Burkes finish) to someone through a door in the park right on the back of their neck. Little kid I still know today got 3D'd by his brothers into a dog shit bin. My friends broke some 20 year old leg with a shoot figure 4. I used to play a heel American manager and my friend who I managed at school had his collarbone broken from a double suplex at lunchtime. I can think of hundreds of moments. Fucking great times.

I would have “kiss my foot” matches with my female cousin. I would lose everytime. This was in high school.

Yeah.

There was this one fat kid who always wanted to be Rob Van Dam or Jeff Hardy and one time he jumped on me and broke my toe.

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I did a shoot Anderson Spinebuster and knocked a kid out.

We had a wrestling fed at my school. Every lunchtime we'd head out onto the grass and have a Royal Rumble. I got Pedigree'd without my arms being released. I also German suplexed a fat kid who then got Speared into a bush. Shit was based.

fuck off pedo

yes
the one time i wrestled a girl though, i actually gave her a concussion because i DDTd her lol. we were in a jumping balloon.

I powerbombed my cousin 5 times on couch until she started to cry

One of my cousins near killed another cousin by doing a razor's edge into our pool, he got thrown across to the other side and missed the concrete lip on the other side.
I also used to do the tazmission on my siblings, but couldn't do much more than pick them up because I was the oldest and they were small girls or my extremely younger brother.

You got Pedigreed without your arms being released!?!? Ok I'm definitely going to need the details on that, sounds Brutal