Why did Larry Steve have to die? I only gave him 6 bags of doritos, 3 boxes of krispy kreme, a nutella sandwich...

>Why did Larry Steve have to die? I only gave him 6 bags of doritos, 3 boxes of krispy kreme, a nutella sandwich, 4 bottles of corona, 16 packs of jolly rancher, a dominos new yorker, a pumpkinspice latte (grande) and a copy of the observer

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Jesus…Alex is really a man and a pig killer…Confirmed.

He choked to death on Alex's dilator.

That’s one ugly ass dude

Same fag obsessed with the unfunny meme of Alexa Bliss being a man.

>Jew murders pet pig
That shit wasn't kosher.

Why are you telling us about your breakfast

she got worked by a 'micro pig' salesman into shoot owning a pig kek

fuck you Sashaschizo you fucking wanker

If I was sashaschizo, I'd have wrote a big spiel about how she is with Mikaze and the rest of the headcanon he spergs on about with

>dominos new yorker
Sounds obscene.
> maybe related to the Cleveland Steamer?

Look at the first post under OP’s. Now shut the fuck up and actually contribute something meaningful to this board. Alex is still a man that cannot wrestle for shit. WWE is truly the tranny fed.

i heard he choked to death eating a body pillow sized bag of jumbo marshmallows from Costco

>go through a traumatic event to the point of full blown tears
>stick a camera in front of your face
Womenz

Do micro pigs even exist as house pets?

>Do micro pigs even exist as house pets?
Not at Alexa's house.

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Ryan Cabrera poisoned Larry Steve because it took a dump on his shoes.

kek based

Top kek, that dude is such a sperg faggot.

>oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO JANNY...WHERE'S MY STICKY??

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That doesn't answer my question. Cause back in my day, this micro pig grift was called sea horses.
>in b4 boomer what do you know?
I know a lot about grifts, cons, hustling, etc. They used to call me "Griff McGrifferson" the biggest Con since Ghengis!

Anyway, you send a buck or two to some mini sea horse dealer and they send you a pack of brine shrimp. They're buoyant, so they bounce around like a sea horse. Wait till I tell you young bucks what a mexican jelly bean is!