STORY... COMES... FIRST... I CAN'T WATCH A COMPETITIVE MATCH WITHOUT A COMPELLING STORY!

>STORY... COMES... FIRST... I CAN'T WATCH A COMPETITIVE MATCH WITHOUT A COMPELLING STORY!

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What’s wrong? Not enough sawdust bumps? Need more flips? Some more HECKIN teleports and color? Not enough Twitter handshakes and hotdogs? Poor baby . MUH video game psychology bros!

pro wrestling without a story is just choreographed tumbling and falling down

Yes.
Watch gymnastics.

>COMPETITIVE MATCH
The outcome is fixed so it isnt competitive simp. The way it is decided is based on story. Cope.

Fuck the story.
Fuck the promos.
Fuck the booking.
Fuck the entrances.
I just want MOVEZ MOVEZ MOVEZ.

Are you upset? Have I perhaps depicted you in a rather unfavorable fashion? Are you going to cry?

No

>competitive match
>on a fake sport
LMAO do obese smarks really?

Only person who is upset is (You) because you exposed yourself as Pic Related. Your projection is uncanny. I’m sorry that even wrestling is hard for you understand without a million spots in it . Read a book

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I agree, but I don't understand why you attached your selfie to this post. It's an anonymous imageboard.

You seem unreasonably upset because you made this thread, got BTFO and now are mass replying. Time to let it slide and die like the rest of your life.

Why yes I am the fat frog blowing smoke directly in your face and eyes forcing you to cough how did you know?
You seem like you don't know how banter works and have an unreasonably nihilistic attachment to death so you need to go back to that other site friend. That, or take your own advice.

OP the kinda nigga to buy a book and look for the pictures to stare at

Nice projection. There's nothing "competitive" about a fake fight, retard.

>COMPETITIVE MATCH
>fake fighting
Lmfao what a fucking tard

This but unironically. Why do you think WWE outdraws AEW consistently with like 15 minutes of wrestling a show?

Imagine being this mad that people don't watch fake fighting for the choreography.

Because they existed 50+ years earlier? That said both companies fucking suck at story telling

trannycope

hahahaha OP BTFO once again

>the only reason something does well is because its been around for a long time
>Why has it been around a long time?
>Dont know it's bad
This is how people with low IQ's think.

WWE has ruined "le storytelling" wrestling for me. I'm so sick of seeing the SAAAAAAME EVENT Give me AEDub where other match is a cold match.

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