First john cena

>first john cena
>then roman reigns
>now austin theory

nooooo!!! why do they keep pushing these guys. why cant they push a unathletic 5'4" flippy midget charisma vacuum that i can self insert as. this isnt wrestling!!!!

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seethe more

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>unathletic
>flippy
Huh? Say what you will about flips, but they're obviously athletic.

>unathletic Flippy
OxyMORON

What about relatable talent like pot bellied average Joe, Kevin Owens?

>nooooo!!! why do they keep pushing these guys. why cant they push a unathletic 5'4" flippy midget charisma vacuum that i can self insert as. this isnt wrestling!!!!
nobody wanted that

>a unathletic

Good morning Sirs. Reigns is an unathletic BITCH

>WORK RATE!!!!
>YOU DESERVE IT
>GASLIGHTING

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>number didn't go up
kek OP is seething so hard

>Say what you will about flips, but they're obviously athletic.

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Jack Evans is like 45 years old

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Kind've like your shitty hot take

That was my first post ITT dimwit.

Marvel shit is a thousand times more over, better written and entertaining than anything wwe has produced in the past 2 decades and ever will produce in the future.

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Asstongue Queery has aids.

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No million?

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No greentext at the end therefore you look like and say this

to be fair Theory may not be an unathletic flippy midget but he is indeed a charisma vacuum. They have better people but Theory probably had sex with Vince

>nooooo!!! why do they keep pushing these guys. why cant they push a unathletic 5'4" flippy midget charisma vacuum that i can self insert as.
but theory is like 5'7" lmfao

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