WWE stealing storylines from my toy federation again

>WWE stealing storylines from my toy federation again

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>John Cena starts promo
>looks directly at the screen
>”The only way out of this nightmare is opening the box. The box under your bed, the hardwood one with the lock. You can’t just bust it open, you need to do a special ritual. Start by cutting your middle finger in half vertically, smear the blood on the lock. That’s the only way you can wake up”
>goes back to his usual promo
>look under my bed and find the box

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>sheamus dropping a normal promo
>stops
>turns
>looks at camera
>starts reading off my medical history

for me, it's audience members smiling into the camera when not looking at them directly

Anyone else unironically have/had a toy promotion? I still have the titles histories saved in html files along with weekly card and ppl archives (I still live with my parents)

Based

I’m still running mine. My wife doesn’t know

yeah i did a long storyline where the four horsemen were feuding with the ministry of darkness. They sacrificed Arn Anderson to the devil, but he was sent back because his soul wasnt evil enough. When Arn reappeared at Starrcade, he told Undertaker and Kane that the devil was unhappy with them for giving an improper sacrifice that hell couldnt even keep. Then, the feud ends with satan himself tearing apart the arena and dragging the ministry of darkness to hell.

>(I still live with my parents)
:O

they've stolen at least 3 of my finishers

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My buddy and I are convinced someone reads our texts. WWE been stealing our meme booking shit for years and even Tony Khan has begun taking our ideas.

yeah except the key was to use GI Joes instead of the "official" figures because they had more flexibility

Bruh are you me? I never played with my wrestling toys but ran a toy fed when I was like 7 with my gi joes because you could do way more moves with them and they were almost perfectly sized for the classic blue wwf ring.

It's called Fig Fed, faggot

Start having better ideas from now on fag

did this with my joes in that same blue ring, could really deliver crisp suplexes

>mfw i book batman, tmnt and spiderman in celeb matches
>anime figma in Forbidden Door

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It’s 2CW all over again

Good raw so far

can i save this image?
not as in asking permission, as in like will there be consequences

Someone from WWE's writing team definitely posts here. Whether they're still employed or not, I don't know.

I remember Sid, Vader and Kane spent a lot of time as World Champ. HBK was always getting beatdown by the Hart Foundation and the LOD ran roughshod over the tag division. I used to color on their faces with red marker when they got color and I would smash empty cassette cases over their heads. My brother had his Sauvio Vega murdered by dropping a Christmas sized popcorn tin on his head and his head fell clean off. That popped a huge rating number.

Holy fuck you guys are enormous losers

>when you find that one badass toy you lost a long time ago
>put him over the rest of the roster instantly

For me, it was stretchy Ghostface

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But enough about you