A "wrestling machine" can't do a 5 Star Match to save his life

And now his body is severely broken down. All for nothing

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PLEASE BOW DOWN TO THE GOAT

PERC. ANGLE.

youtube.com/watch?v=lhte4Vmfv9Y&ab_channel=BigBoiSeason

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Jeff Hardy vs Abyss Destination X 2005 is another great match for a fellow hardcore brawls outside the ring enjoyer

Angle actually wrestles. That's why he's hated. You never see him do any gayass yummy wummy flippy ballerina shit.

Siskel & Ebert were a couple of shitters too who didn't understand movies. That's why a lot of times, they shitted on movies that a lot of people would consider as good. The most infamous of which was when they shitted on Blade Runner. I don't trust any of these fat fuck manlet critics. Those who do, do. Those who don't either go in to teaching or even worse, they become a professional critic.

>the bean kicks out

>WHO'S OLD? WHO'S OUTTA THE FUCKIN GAME?

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Ebert changed his tone after seeing the director's cut. The original cut is only kino to hear Harrison Ford say niggers and to see an unused shot from the Shining.

he'd have a ton if he wrestled at the peak of his career in NJPW

Kurt Angle didn't get a fifth star because he didn't give Meltzer any good dirt. It's pay-to-play.

I was writing paragraphs of why Angles the best until i accidently pressed esc. Sigh. Angle is the best.

IIRC Meltzer hasn't even rated Angle vs. Tana

>youtube.com/watch?v=RC4l4lef2Qc

that's still my favorite short match
fuck Dave