MJF but good

MJF but good

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luchasaurus, gimme a beat

>Blue Edge at home

I keep not watching AEW so I haven't seen any of his promos outside of the first week.
Isn't he just MJF but older? Or Blue Edge but swearing? The only good material is the JB stuff with the dead dad and plowing his mom, but that won't last.

>MJF but older
Christian has been in the business for longer than ManletJewFaggot has been alive, you zoomer trannies.

All he’s done is
>Jeff Hardy? Addict
>your dad? Dead
Generic heel shit but it’s Christian so you’ll have the one man circlejerk spam.

You forgot
>Your mom? Suck my cock

"Generic heel shit but it's Christian" you could've stopped there and you would've been right....

>one man
Tranny headcanon

shit argument, promos are not about content but delivery

get a transcript of Austin or Rock's promos and dub it with the voice and delivery of some midcard shitter and it would be worthless drivel

So he's MJF but older? Got it.
Alternatively, Piper but younger/not dead yet.

>so, he's a heel?
Yes. What is acceptable for a heel to talk about without triggering trannies? Why should a heel not draw from real life, as long as kayfabe isn't broken?

He's showing everyone that anyone who can talk can do MJFs gimmick.

I don't know what's got you so malding, uce. For the longest time, this board has been convinced that insulting sports teams and calling the fans names is somehow disqualifying behavior for a heel.
Likewise, sex jokes are somehow either cringe and childish, or the most incredibly groundbreaking thing ever to make it into a promo, depending on the tribe to which you've decided to pledge your soul.
Nothing about either MJF or Christian really has me rooting for their downfall and destruction. If anything, I can sympathize with them wanting to dickslap some sense into all those pants-shitting Marks.

>hangman posters
>worked
>reddit trannies
>worked
>COPEland posters
>worked
>Christian Cage
>based

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>Of course you should use the "Fire me you fucking mark" line, Max. It's edgy and Tony's gonna love it!

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I don't really give a shit about AEW but its funny seeing people here pretending to like MJF all of a sudden. Especially considering people shit on him for his schtick:
>Sports team bad
>M-M-Mid
>This town.....overrated
Now he does a "epic" pipe bomb promo and he's jerked off here

>Don't let yourself be fooled, Maxwell. You should definitely ask for more money. Just go into business for yourself if he refuses.

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Austin and Rock were based, didn’t stutter like autists and had charisma. Guy calls himself captain charisma and doesn’t have it.

It’s just one guy who’s been spamming this unfunny meme
It’s gotten no traction on Any Forums and he’s been seething.

I like his wardrobe. Bussin fr fr no cap