AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #4

>-1 is bulking up
He's gonna be dimes some day.

Based QT technically making a Dynamite appearance

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Brodie Lee / his wife / his son / etc. tribute shit has go away heat with me. Enough.

negative one pantsing QT was pretty damn funny

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>dork order promo
Tuning out. See you later

I thought they were called Dark Order because they're only on Dark.

lmao trannies are still using this vtuber bitch as a mascot even though she loves WWE

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Lots of promos, let's get to the matches already bros.

Please be the Disbanding of the Dork Order, in Brodie's Hometown

Other than the Wardlow dimes festival, no.

>Anna Jay is taller than all of them

they're disbanding calling it now

See you two seconds from now

dork order

DARK ORDER IS FUCKING DEAD

Where's colt?

>-1 cutting a promo on TV
ffs tony what are you playing at

I hope Uno boots -1 in the face

OH FUCK

Thought the Dark Order was done..
Dammit I was wrong

time for the patented hour #2 drop in quality

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK THE HATERS DARK ORDER FOREVER

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>How long are we going to have to put up with this charity case

QT for once we see eye to eye

Jesus

Running back QT vs Dark Order lolololol

Dark Order disbanding
RIP.

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oh...good

KWAB

QT vs the Dork Order, the Ratings just cratered to new lows.

This sucks

Based QT putting that shitter -1 in his place.

fuck this is boring

SAVE_US.HANGMAN

-1 READY TO SQUARE UP

No 500k

>gamethread #1
>79 IPs
>gamethread #4
>33 IPs
Holy kek

nah you do

>fight me in a match child
>gonna break your toys

>hang ma'am
the ratings are really gonna fucking plummet now

-1 VS QT SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

QT is starting to get over with me.

>picking a fight with a child

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Can we admit that Jungle Boy is a lucky boy?

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QT OFFERING TO FIGHT A FUCKING KID

HOLY FUCKING BASED QT

HELL YEAH QT
BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THAT LITTLE BRAT!

This is pathetic

OK...that was a smart way to use Hangman

Holy shit Hangman is over.

what did the little shit say?

I don't want to hear a children promo.

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That god damn son of a bitch. Im so glad that mother fucker is getting his commuppance

how do you see this

Lol Tony is clueless

>Back to teaming with The Dork Order
KWAB

e-drones got bored shitposting

IDGAF what anyone says, the Dark Order is over with me

She's a beard

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HANGMAN

>this segment

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Hahaha solid promo

This shit is lame

sports entertaiment

that kid signed all the waivers necessary

he said

Millie isn't visiting us this week bros

hes gonna fight QT when he turns 18
>implying the company will last that long

HORRIBLE
That Tay left -1

random ass segment

observe how amazingly QT sold all that offense, the man is dimes

He's going to give him all 18

better than half the WWE roster

I shoot didn't understand a single thing that kid said.

what an awful promo. Couldn’t tell what the little shit was even saying til he was done talking

>Legender

"I could pin you now, but I'm going to wait until I'm 18."

>-1's shoes
HE BUSSIN FR FR

Is it possible to have a female friend with no sex involved?

fucking bizarre dynamite tonight

Why does JR only do half a show now

So I guess Brodie's son is going to wrestle.

that fucking sucked

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That jungle nigger better be treating her like a queen

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>JR gets an entrance on Dynamite

Can we just keep taz and Excalibur please

Just kill Dark Order. They don't have an ace and we all know they won't have Hangman join that dimeless stable.

Based JR

millie's getting a restraining order on this shitshow

well that was pointless

fuck, here's JR

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literally who

-1 was to Mature for Tay she needed someone who is more of a child

>-1 better promo than Jake Hager and Claudio Castagoli
and yet it was still cringe

Just break them up, fucking hell

>JR coming out for hour 2
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU TONY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUT THIS NIGGER BACK IN HIS CRYO CHAMBER AND LEAVE HIM THERE

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world doesn't have 18 thanks to climate change

>JR makes his entrance
You spoke too soon

>-1 already has better mic skills than half the roster
EXTREMELY DIMES

I had no fondness for the man until his championship run was buried by Tony's booking, and he put on great show after great show the whole time. The guy proved himself in spite of Tony's trashfire, and that's over with me.

cause he can barely last an hour before he starts openly making fun of the show

QT securing a check for years to come.

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Wasting 40 seconds every show for this boomer to waddle his way to the booth.
Get a clue Tony, I'm begging you.

This is where the show goes to shit

Nah you are

aew bros, this dynamite is pure ass

What the shit we're getting Penta vs Rush tonight?

that was so pointless and stupid

based JR here to stumble and mumble

jaded boomer JR is over with me, bros

Jim Ross is here to drag the show down to a halt

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JR will be dead soon

>JR COMING OUT OF THE HEEL TUNNEL
AW SUNNUVABITCH

PENTA OSCURO
PENTA OSCURO
PENTA OSCURO

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He's got cancer and is undergoing radiation treatments, so they're trying to limit his workload.

Is Fenix dressing like Konnan?

LMFAO 6 PM on the dot sharp and out marches JR. Cornette is folded rn

>hes been doing colour commentary on the whole company this entire time

has something weird happen during the tag match earlier. my wife was sitting on her phone the whole time but when swerve came out she randomly said “who is that”
i gave her a pretty in-depth description of his backstory and the whole wwe drama with being cut, but then midway through she cut me off and said “ill be back in a bit” and went upstairs to our bedroom and i heard the door lock.

she came back a few minutes ago sweaty and smelled like hamburgers (?). no idea what that was about. maybe she just showered or something?

I really like his headstone entrance

go back

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JR is dying

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should have closed the top button

Has AEW still not explained why and what Pena Oscuro is?

>dat jiggle when the cheeks meet

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RUSH has a CAW theme

TRANQUILO!!!!!!!

Where my Assistant bros at?

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Penta has to job to Mr. Charles Flair Shitter

He only needs 6 years until then

lol can't wait for jr to start fucking up

>dat shirt

I miss old AEW, bros. This shit is a mega dweeb fest.

>Rush vs Penta
Honestly this is a dream match, hope it delivers.

finally some kino

Google it bitches we are not here to educatre you

kek based

Lucha KINO

Didn't he used to be called Penta El Zero?

>Rush's first match
The fuck why didn't they announce this

Imagine the slapping sound

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Mustafa Ali is huge

tell me about Rush why do they call him the white bull?

>PENTA SAYS YELLOW
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED RED
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED RED YELLOW
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED RED YELLOW BLUE
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED RED YELLOW BLUE RED
>PENTA SAYS YELLOW RED RED YELLOW BLUE RED GREEN

flips flips flips
AEW is soulless

>The white bull
Kek

they did, before the show

Choppa Phase 1

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I don't know how to cope with the fact that the voice of my childhood will die soon

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PICARME, PICARATE

Is Rush dimes at all? I hardly follow Lucha shit.

EL TORO BLANCO RUSH

He got "killed" one week then came back from the dead. Not that hard, user.

>Soon-to-be lucha legends meeting for the first time
>Open the match with CHOPPA

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yes but he changed to a spooky gimmick to feud with the other spooky boys

Acording to those experts, the world already ended due to climate change a decade ago.

>Dynamite coming to Wooster
fuck bros they're finally close enough, I might go to that one

It's Penta but he's in touch with his dark side.

he was one of the best in the world at one point

HOLY FUCKING PESOS

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What the fuck does Boomer Sooner mean bros

I just doxxed you lmao

just like how we all did when Jack Tunney died and took the secret formula of ICO PRO with him

Imagine your face being in the middle of that

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Not soon enough

>Match featuring both Marina and Nyla
Tony is trying to create a black hole with that much density of antidimes holy fuck

someone should “educatre” you, aewtist

Must've been a late announcement since I checked the card yesterday.

I don't care for the slingblade clothesline

>disrespecting choppakino
you're never gonna make it with the wolves, kid

This is the debut of a guy no one knows about and he's being competitive with someone who has never won anything in AEW

Fuck NJPW for not giving us Andrade, Rush and Naito in a 6 man.

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College fight song

Anti-semite

>At one point
He have injuries or something?

Holy Shit an AEW ref actually did their job.

A land rush I think

doxx this dick, faggot

They always announce at least 1 match on the day.

It was cool when one or two guys were doing it but now that it's as common as a suplex it's lost all meaning

NGL bros...this shows been kinda mid.

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josebros...

Is Rush going to be working the workrate midcard jobber role? He looks like he can probably wrestle up a storm

Bah gawd its Alex Abrahahmatentes

Tanahashi does it fantastic, Penta's just kinda sloppy

ALEX BEATIN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Welp, time to go watch the news about the mass shooting in Portland.
Fuck when will it stop

PESOS

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False. This show has SOUL. The SOUL 2019 AEW had.

Yep.
And next up is the "4 women" womeme match.

nah you are

>Mass shooting in Portland
holy based

Will Dragon Lee debut? I see Ingobernables being a trios

it's like the purpose of the match is to get Rush over or somethin
also Penta is a former tag champ

impossible, no one ever found it

It's the show following Forbidden Door and Blood & Guts, of course it was gonna be a come down.

Them vs Death triangle is a natural fit.

I hope trannies and run of the mill weirdos were killed.

>Mass shooting in Portland.
It's fucking disgusting that this happens literally every single day now.

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I feel personally attacked by the your cousin from Boston ads

Americans actually

yeah he had a pretty bad knee injury that kept him out nearly a year

>doxx this dick
*cracks out the electron microscope*
alright then lets get a photo of it real quick

Oregon or Maine? The former, I hope.

he lost the mask and goes by Jose these days

They're kind of shitty but that's my main gripe with them.

when you finally call the CIA out for orchestrating half of them

I wish it would happen more often, we need to cut some more of the crust off this shit sandwich

This shit happens all the time in ghettos in places like Chicago and Baltimore and you dont see shit on it on the news

>watching the news in current year
don't be a faggot. just go to Any Forums

This has to be more of the most inactive AEW crowd I've heard.

Definitely no milly now

>wooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'd make a Dunkin Donuts joke but you guys managed to ruin that with "flatbread pizzas"

>Fuck when will it stop
When the CIA, FBI and other dark organisations are dismantled to the point where they are no longer able to sheep dip or groom people to perform these acts.

If they wanted to get him over he'd win quickly against someone with more credibility
>also Penta is a former tag champ
No one remembers that and they only had it like two months and a half. Not like the tag championships have any prestige anyways

?

Probably because there's only like 4500 people there and the arena holds like 12,000.

Only Tana & Raku realistically pull it off IMO

fake news, nignog

Yeah the CIA are getting really desperate to mask how bad the democrats are fucking up our country

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Dunkin sucks, I get my cawfee at Cumbies

>no scratch and sniff Statlander trading card

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rochester has always been shit

So.. never then?

They were even worse the last time they were in Rochester, last time there was WHAT? chants amidst confused and disinterested silence

They're pretty bad. They were great during the opening match though

>Amerilard whiteoids can't stop killing each other but they still act like they're better than blacks and latinos
This shit's hilarious to me

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>How in the hell do you...
>Do you...
>Not...
>(pause)
>(Other commentators enter to save the awkward silence)
>Love this match?
fire JR holy fuck

those two niglets jeff jarrett hit on the head with the guitar, gary coleman and beetlejuice. i forgot they were two different people. just like i forgot there are two portlands

Rochester is a shitty e-drone crowd

Based 99¢ any size bro.

this guy gets it

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THIHGS YUM

was that the time Ethan Page BTFO the crowd?

Happy Mox is a weird thing

Rush's back looks like a 13-year old that just learned about free porn on the internet

great match, crowd going nuts

This is your brain on E-droneism

Oof mami