He didn't lie

he didn't lie

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>30 minutes ago

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kek what a seething midget

what did Marko add?

100% coming in for a one-off spot where he gets conchairtoed and never seen again.

Bilbo's lucky he got a shoutout at all, and I bet Christain only said it because it was a fucking kino line.

Comic relief I assume

I liked him desu

Marko will reunite with his Jurassic BROTHERS

Either did Marko. The guy doesn't have the jungle gimmick like Jurassic Express to fit in

OH NO NO NO NO

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The whole gimmick of Jurassic Express was big guy/little guy. Bringing in an even littler guy right off the bat made zero sense.

What gimmick? Do not pretend like Jungle Goy ever had a cave man gimmick

>Jungle Boy
are you... fucking retarded?

he did though, he looked like a Disney character Marko was just a midge

how did he a befriend a dinosaur then, huh? Fucking idiot

Marco was Jungle Boy’s tiny pet monkey sidekick by proxy. Keep up drones.

this

>“Let me put it this way: I was not aware. I was not aware that it was going to be said or anything or that when my name was going to be thrown out in any context because it hasn’t been since October and for them (AEW) to do it in that context I thought it’s kind of lame.”

>He continued, ”I mean, it makes sense though in a way you know like I was and I was a part of that group before him and what he’s basically saying is he came in and got me fired. So in story sense, love it. In real life sense you know….it is what it is.”

>like a Disney character

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It's the first time Jungle Boy is interesting character wise. So he added more than the midget ever did.

>Tarzan
Just take the L and move on to your next one

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Marko Stunt sucking a dildo in a match got him fired. Not Christian.

Jungle could bulk up to being a medium-sized man ala Scott Hall. Marko could be their X-Pac and Luchasaurus could be their Nash (except he evaded those tar-coloured Dilophosauruses in the dry season of 92 000 000 BC)

what a coping moron

nothing. he took away from jungle boy being the midget of midgets

headcanon

user, I...

bro he's got the tarzan yell in his theme song

you're the moron you fucking bitch

because it's a trope associated with jungle people you complete autist. He's not supposed to be the size of Tarzan

>Jungle Goy
Is he a Jew? Wait, that's the reason why Christian attacked him?

Lmao

Hi Marko, no job?

yep, didn’t get any more tv time after that shit

i know Sherlock, i'm just pointing out that the jungle man gimmick is clearly tarzan inspired as much as anything else
i'm a george of the junglechad anyways

Did this dude really think he was gonna be in AEW long term?

>Jungle could bulk up to being a medium-sized man ala Scott Hall.
There are layers to the comedy in this post lol

S rank post

I guess he didn't think his run would be so short

About 30lbs.