Let’s use digits to have a virtual battle royal. I did this once before about a year ago, and everyone liked it pretty well, so let’s do it again.
It works like this: anyone can enter, and each competitor chooses a wrestler that they will represent. You post what you want to do, who you want to Eliminate, etc., and digits will determine success or failure. 30 participants allowed, but please limit yourself to one wrestler at a time. Any wrestler past or present is allowed, including original characters. Everyone who wants to join the rumble sound off and make a promo post. After a little promo time, we’ll get down to business. The winner will be crowned as the new Kek Wrestling Alliance world heavyweight champion. Current champion is Kane, so let’s see if the big red mayor can do it again.
OH YEAH BROTHER! The Hulkster got eliminated last year, brother, but I been trainin’ hard, sayin’ the prayers and eatin’ the vitamins. I been hangin’ out in the garden of Eden with my main squeeze Eve, and then I dove 20,000 leagues under the sea, brother, and wrestled Poseidon himself and pinned him with the big boot, dude! And whatcha gonna do, KWA, when alllll my Hulkamaniacs run wild on you!!!!
This is cool but there is a PPV going on. Try another time.
Henry Lee
But the Hulkster’s all coked up and ready to go, brother! I been drinking’ that juvie juice, sticking my nose in Shawn Michaels’ Fanny pack, and snorting caffeine pills all day! I’m ready to run wild on someone! SOMEBODY GET IN HERE AND FIGHT THE HULKSTER!
Jose Johnson
Hulk HogAN... you no good son of a bitch... worse than michael jackSUN.. i break your back and make you humbell
YOURE ON, SAND NIGGER! When this rumble starts, I’ll take you out just like last time, brother! I don’t care if you got paid by Verne Gagne to break my legs, you still gotta collect brother!
You must be talkin about me, motherfucker! And you ain’t no friend of mine sheik…you got me fired! Dammit, I told you we should have waited til we got back to the hotel!!! But no, you just had to snort all that shit and get drunk right there….and then you got us pulled over because you were threatening to fuck random pedestrians in the ass!! I’m gonna beat you with this 2x4 because there’s no DQ tonight sheiky-boy! Put my name down for slot number 3!
Oh yeah, the Hulkster’s primed, the Hulkster’s ready, the Hulkster’s jacked up on so many stimulants that even I don’t know how many!!! We just need a couple more and we can start hangin and bangin, brother!
Oh my god! Its the lovely miss Jacqueline! I guess it’s gonna be an intergender rumble! That wasn’t in the plan but we’ll go with it! Ok, I think we are almost ready to begin! Just one more and it’s time!
Owen Wilson
I'm winning the Virtual Rumble because I am THAT. DAMN. GOOD.
Oh yeah, mean gene! The Hulkster’s been Sutton’ back, biding my time, dry-humping the mannequins at Sears just because I’m so jacked up on coke, and I been surfin in the waters of Venice beach, grabbin’ sharks, and swallowin’ em whole brother! LETS DO THIS!!!
Carter Long
>Oohuehuehuehue >Bow down to the bow down to the king
Anthony Richardson
Holy hell! Talk about a big arrival!!! Ok, let’s get it underway! Everyone get in the ring! More competitors will join as we go! DING DING!
