Save the cursed Forbidden Door show with something right now.
HARD MODE: Can't pick anything Omega related
Save the cursed Forbidden Door show with something right now
Cena
Benoit vs Okada
Tony Khan vs a grizzly bear. Make sure it still has the teeth and claws. Oh yeah, and TK will be wearing a new suit made of raw rabbit meat. I would actually pay to see that.
KIP SABIAN
vs
SANADA
60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH
Roman Reigns interferes in the 4-way
JONAH shows up and challenges anyone in the back to a cartwheel off. The crowd goes wild chanting JONAH, JONAH!
Danielson's replacement to face ZSJ is William Regal
SEND
HOOK
>CUR-CURSED WHAT THE FUCK THE SHOW IS NOT FUCKING CURSED OK THE SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FINE AND GOING PERFECTLY OK THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKNG CURSES I MADE SURE BY BUYING THE RIGHTS TO FUCKING OWEN HART'S SOUL FROM HIS WIFE AND HAVING HIM FUCKING PROMISE ME TO LOOK AFTER THE FUCKING SHOW OK AND I ALSO HAVE LOU THESZ SKULL AND CHRIS BENOIT'S MISSING FUCKING TEETH AS EXTRA INSURANCE OK SO FORBIDDEN DOOR IS NOT FUCKING CURSED OR HAUNTED NOTHING IS WRONG OK THIS HAS NOTHING TO WITH BRODIE LEE AND THE BLACK HILL FUCKING RITUAL OR TAY MILKING HIS KID LIKE A NEW BORN GOAT OK JUST FUCKING BUY FORBIDDEN DOOR DRINK WHITE CLAWS AND FUCKING CHILL
>I ALSO HAVE LOU THESZ SKULL AND CHRIS BENOIT'S MISSING FUCKING TEETH
mein sides
Bob Holly wins IWGP title
ZSJ v the Rib Master
>>I ALSO HAVE LOU THESZ SKULL AND CHRIS BENOIT'S MISSING FUCKING TEETH
Potent
Hulk Hogan comes out and chucks this cursed thing into a volcano then gives Tony the old leg drop.
he'll bring back the OG belt
Tana beats Moxely and spends the next few months teaching AEW's indie shitters how to work. He asks Hangman to replace him in the G1
Hogan VS Flair, Three Stages of Hell Match
This, it screams forbidden door.
Hell yeah. With Jungle Boy as sole commentator.
would be insanely dimes, but Regal would shoot die
The Autority 30 minutes promo
YOU SEE TONY