FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

Wing Stop any good?

YEAH

Yeah. Them and Buffalo Wild are my goto wings for delivery

It's aight.

>lemme talk to ya

Kevin Rinke will create an Election Integrity Unit to make sure Michigan elections aren't rigged!

Based Eli

This Eva Marie gimmick is starting to run stale

I shoot hate political ads

Nah, go to a local pizza place. They can bake the wings

MAX DU PRIIIIIII!

How dare Adam interrupt Max DuPREE

this has to be a rib lmao

>next week

based titilator

YEAH
TITALATE THE JUICES

NEXT WEEK BROS

TITTILATE
THE JUICES
OF YOUR GUILTY
PLEASURES

so the models are pretty deadly right?

LA KNIGHT IS A FUCKING STAR AND WWE IS WASTING THE YEARS HE HAS LEFT

>finner

Sometimes Eli Drake/LA Knight/Max Dupri looks like a bit of a psychopath

Did they seriously delay this another week? Why does WWE do this shit?

YES BOY

So Pat is gonna do the big 4 PPV? Summerslam vs Corbin, some match at Survivor Series, and then a Rumble entrant?

create anticipation

Pat Bros

you would too if your business partners didn't meet their contractual obligations.

>COOM

He should be a full-time wrestler. Vince should let him get on the juice though

To work you

youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3yPtWqdXg
youtube.com/watch?v=4TOlqvNBl7I

>Summerslam vs Corbin
Yes
>some match at Survivor Series
Captain of Men's Team SD
>and then a Rumble entrant
Yes

I get that, but it's been weeks. I like the build but I think they overdo it sometimes.

God I hope there are no models and he just keeps teasing every passing week

considering watching after hockey and skipping the womemes segments, what am i in store for?

This is a modern day Dusty Rhodes promo

what does "tittalate" mean bros?

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FELLA!

>not making Pat a heel in Nashville
Wasted opportunity desu: youtu.be/wHRjLDfkBy0

Pat really living the dream, good at the ring and gets to be involved in angles and losing doesnt hurt him since hes not a full time wrestler

Get worked impatient kid

It's whiteboy summer

kek Pat is so based, of course the anti dime trannies hate him

>tittalate
stimulate or excite (someone), especially in a sexual way

>stimulate or excite (someone), especially in a sexual way.
>"these journalists are paid to titillate the public"

20 minutes inbetween the first wrestler's entrance and the match starting, with plenty of recaps and commercials in-between

Are there glow in the dark Sheamus toys?

>He should be a full-time wrestler. Vince should let him get on the juice though
wwe cant afford him. he signed a 9 figure deal for his podcast recently.

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They're edging, retard. Dupri got y'all gooning

No, but there should be. Stretch Armstrongs.

I hope Butch does the spot at MITB where someone not in the match tries to climb the ladder and get the briefcase

I hope Corey dicks Mella on the regular.

yeah thats why i cant watch it live even if there wasnt nhl on

Sheamus doesn't look as intimidating as a Gangs of New York street fighter. I miss him as a king in furs with a crown of antlers.

LONG TERM STORYTELLING

>crown of antlers.
Sounds like dimeless indie shit you'd get from someone like Tommy End.

WATCH AEW

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TWO MORE WEEKS TRUST THE PLAN

Drew more like pew

How bout you watch your weight?

Montez Ford got surgery for his gyno and put on 20 lbs of muscle is he getting a main event push soon or something?

Tranny are you ok?

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>butch sign in the crowd
Bases

sheamus always delivers based MITB matches

smackgods we won

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Seriously, does Vince pay you all to watch his shitty product? WWE sucks. It’s not wrestling.

This is an FCW tribute match

You already know he's slinging dick to her 9 days out of the week.

LADS NO
TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON THOSE DAMN USOS

last time I saw this I went and fapped to the artist's stuff during the show, but now I'm on a 2 day no fap streak so I can't break it until it breaks me

BUTCHbros...

WHAT THE FUCK
I'M GETTING AN EARLY COMMERCIAL

Get out of this thread and get a life.

I will never drink Bud Light

The only believable way Drew/Shaemus win is if Butch beat down the Usos while ref is distracted