CesaroBros... We know our boy will have great matches uppercut the shit out of the midgets in AEW... but will he have learned how to cut a promo in clear English?
CesaroBros... We know our boy will have great matches uppercut the shit out of the midgets in AEW...
Noah Fisher
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Bentley Phillips
the original marble mouth
Nathaniel Powell
It's AEW. All he needs to do is
>Look shocked when he gets interrupted
>Look straight into the camera and say
"I will kick your fucking ass, Daniel Garcia!"
Without stumbling over the curse word.
Kayden Jackson
>without stumbling over words
DOA
David Ramirez
It never stopped Jungle Jack.
Hudson Evans
Regal will be cutting his promos
Parker Moore
This. Claudio will fill in that coveted "stand in the background during Regal/Moxley promos not doing anything in particular" niche along with Danielson.
Justin White
ywah but hes shit as well
Ryder Mitchell
ESLbros, why are we cursed with the marblemouth? I can speak in an almost perfect murican accent when I'm alone but if I try speaking out loud I stumble and mumble
Andrew Perez
no but that's what regal will be for
Jace Garcia
I'd be excited to see Cesaro in the hands of a competent booker but we all know he'll get lost in the shuffle in 3 months or less
Ian Thompson
I’d love for Cesaro to come in and uppercut every adam cole elite midget until every one of them had to retire due to CTE
Thomas Carter
Carson Sanchez
If there's one guy I would be ok with the NXT booking of "Hottest free agent shows up and instantly gets the strap", it'd be him. Shame it won't happen and he'll just be the Buddy Murphy of BCC.
Aaron Robinson
Mox - Shooter
Danielson - Yuta
Cesaro/Claudio - ???
Who will be his pet Asian?
Aaron Johnson
Promo ability is unnecessary, especially if you're great in the ring. That's what managers are for. Regal would be the perfect mouthpiece for him.
Sebastian Turner
Riho.
Lucas Ross
Mmm yes give everybody a manager. All managers wrestling. They tried giving him heyman and still nobody cared
Colton Perry
Heyman himself said in a Q&A he wasn't there to promote Cesaro, he was there to keep the Lesnar/Taker feud alive without them around. Cesaro was just an excuse to have him on TV cutting promos about Brock and Heyman fells kinda bad for him because of it.
Henry Jones
Guaranteed 6 month disjointed feud with Tony Nesse while Scorpio is still healing up to do the job to Wardlow
Evan Parker
Give him le manager and make him le silent badass