>Well let me tell you something, Jungle Jack!! The Hulkster never wanted to be your father figure! You have a father brother! But your father is DEAD
Christian's promo as other wrestlers
Evan Parker
Christopher Fisher
Christians promo as sonny kiss
>I'm a faggot and your father is dead jb kek
Christians promo as nyla rose
>I'm a fat tranny and your father is dead jb kek
Nicholas Jones
>Jungle Boy Jack Perry, The Rock says he never wanted to be your daddy ya jabroni sumbitch! The Rock says you already have a daddy, but the fact of the matter is this Jack Perry: your daddy is six feet below The People's Feet!
>IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEL
Jacob Torres
>Ya see Jungle Boy, people like you don't get to have living fathers
John Morales
this was spot on
John Martinez
christian as the undertaker
>your father is rest in peace
Kayden Bennett
>RAINFOREST RAPIST!! The ultimate one never wanted to transfigure his self into your surrogate parental unit..In the realm of the apothecary legion, you secured a patriarchal symbol. BUT THAT SYMBOL IS CURRENTLY NONEXISTANT!!
Jace Flores
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
John Hughes
>RAINFOREST RAPIST
Brayden Ross
>YO MY MAN! JUNGLE JACK OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.. BACK IN MY DAY WHERE I COME FROM WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FATHERS! OUR FATHERS RAN AWAY BEFORE WE COULD MEET EM! BUT YOU.. YOU HAD A DAD AND HE DIED LIKE A LIL BITCH PARDNAH!
Parker Rivera
Rather perplexing question, isn't it Jungle Boy? What sort of diabolical villain could have killed your father?
lT WAS ME, SUNSHINE!
Liam Reyes
extremely accurate
Michael Hughes
have sex
Adam Kelly
>Perry: your daddy is six feet below The People's Feet!
Holy Kek.
Logan Watson
based thread
Samuel Ward
SO HERE'S THE DEAL
>WHAT?
I THINK YOUR MOM WAS HOT FOR OL' STONE COLD
>WHAT?
SHE GOT WET FOR THE RATTLESNAKE
>WHAT?
SHE WANTED THAT 3:16 INCHER
>WHAT?
AND YOU WANTED A FATHER TOO
>WHAT?
BUT HERE'S THE THING JACK
>WHAT?
I NEVER WANTED TO BE YOUR FATHER
>WHAT?
I SAID I NEVER WANTED TO BE YOUR FATHER
>WHAT?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FATHER
>WHAT?
AND YOUR FATHER'S DEAD
>WHAT
YOUR FATHER'S DEAD
>WHAT?
YOUR FATHER'S SIX FOOT UNDER
>WHAT?
HIS BRAIN GOT TURNED TO MUSH
>WHAT?
HE'S MORE DEAD THAN A JEW IN AUSCHWITZ
>WHAT?
MORE DEAD THAN A KURD WITH SADDAM
>WHAT?
MORE DEAD THAN A NIGGER IN ALABAMA
>WHAT?
I SAID A NIGGER IN ALABAMA
>WHAT?
SO IT GOT THE STONE COLD THINKIBG
>WHAT?
THE NOGGING JOGGING
>WHAT?
THE ALMOND ACTIVATING
>WHAT?
THAT YOUR FATHER'S DEAD
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING BECAUSE THAT WAY HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE HIS SON BEING A PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT
>AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
Nicholas Torres
>SHE WANTED THAT 3:16 INCHER
Daniel Lopez
>BY THE WAY I DON'T THINK YOUR FATHER IS ALIVE, I THINK YOUR FATHER IS DEAD
Anthony Gutierrez
>JUNGLE BOY YOUR FATHER IS DUH DUH DUH DEAD
Sebastian Jenkins
>TELL YOU MEAN GENE, WHEN I SAY THE KID WANTED A FATHER, HE WAS LOOKING AT THE WRONG PLACE MAN, YEAH, THE MACHO MAN AIN’T NOBODY’S DADDY EXCEPT FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
>AND WHEN YOU KEEP THE MACHO MAN OCCUPIED BY WANTING THE MACHO MAN TO PLAY BALL WITH YOU, LEMME TELL YA, YOU’RE GONNA SWING NOTHING BUT STRIKES, OOOO YEAH
>AND WHEN YOU WALK BACK TO THE DUG OUT, YOUR DADDY’S ALREADY BEEN DUG SIX FEET DEEP IN
>OOOOOOO YEAAAAAH
Kevin Long
>Jungle Boy, the only way that I could be your father is if you were the son of a interratial gay marriage.
Jaxon Bailey
>Taka lip syncs
JUNGLE BOY. YOU THINK YOU CAN DISHONOUR US. KAIENTAI. BY ELIMINATING US FROM THE BATTLE ROYAL. IT IS FORTUNATE YOUR FATHER. IS DECEASED. FOR YOU HAVE DISHONOURED HIM GREATLY. AND YOUR MOTHER. SHE CLEARLY WANTS TAKA AND FUNAKI. TO SHOW HER OUR KATANAS. HA HA HA HA
>Funaki
INDEED