What wod be your wrestling gimmick Any Forums?

Do the open challenge gimmick that Awesome Kong and Chris Masters had where they pick someone to fight me for a cash prize but I lose every match, slowly becoming more destitute and desperate.

going to bars to wreck hapless scrubs in style is based

Sandbagging bartender should be released. That's unacceptable.

The Biden's America Challenge

>stolen valor? mmm... that's a summons to wrestler's court. wouldn't wanna mess with that.

>American show
>heel comes out
>starts taunting the crowd
>challenges them to get in the ring
>points me out
>YOU, THE DOOFUS IN THE FRONT ROW, GET IN HERE NOW
>look dumbfounded, sheepishly enter the ring
>as soon as the bell rings, l pull out a glock
>scream "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW"
>heel puts his hands up and lays down
>pin him while pressing the barrel into his temple
From then on, l'd use my gun to win matches and get power backstage, culminating in killing some jabronie who was going to get inducted into the hall of fame, stealing their clothes, and getting myself inducted while disguised as them.

I am The Noticer. I notice how subversive movements that destablize society through racial, gender, sexual and other sociopolitical means always lead back to a Jewish origin.

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l'm a super retard.
l'm freakishly strong and immune to pain, but l'm too retarded to do moves so l just hit my opponent until they stop moving.

Samoan?

My gimmick would be "The worst wrestler in the world" where every single move is a drunken master style botch.

>months of black and white vignettes establishing me as a wholesome family man
>they also feature my son, wife, and idyllic 50s-esque home
>super positive all the time
>bring my family to my matches
>on my debut, cut a promo about how hard l've worked to get here and how excited l am to have a match with a great talent like my opponent
>handshake at the begining
>after every one of my spots, check if my opponents okay
>after every one of my opponent's spots, congratulate them on doing a great job
>eventually lose by cheeky roll up
>sit in the middle of the ring, completely blank faced
>eventually my wife gets in the ring and tries to console me
>beat the absolute shit out of her
>she blades
>wave my son into the ring
>he's crying to much to listen
>get out and drag him in
>hit my finisher on him before walking out
>do this every week
>when l win l keep up the family man facade
>when l lose l destroy my family

Chickenshit heel. I have no idea how to fight, so I'd cheat however I could to win matches.

Jiren.
>b-b-b-but that's not a gim-
JlREN.

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Im Nikolan Apollo i like space and science and stuff.