[Sad News]

[Sad News]
I just dropped my freshly cooked frozen pizza onto the ground.

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>YOU DESERVE IT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>YOU DESERVE IT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>YOU DESERVE IT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>YOU DESERVE IT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[KWAB] Kek what a bitch!

How will you recover?

kwab

Make another one, maybe some fish sticks instead

BY GAWD REF JUST RING THE DAMN BELL

I HEAR PIZZAS SLIP MY HAND
THEIR COST WAS CHEAP, THEY WOULD TASTE BLAND
I'M NOT HEALTHYYYYYY

YOU GOT YOUR CRUST, YOUR PEPPERONI
ALL DESIGNED TO KEEP IT SAFE
BUT WHEN I MAKE FROZEN PIZZAS
THEY START FALLING FROM MY PLATE

I AM OBESE, NO FITNESS TRAINER
HATE TO LIFT AND HATE TO WALK
I HAVE NO LIFE, I POST ON Any Forums
MY PARENTS THINK I'M A FAT FUCK

I HEAR PIZZAS FALLING
NOW MY MOM IS BAWLING
ARTERIES ARE CLOGGING
MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S RISING

I HEAR PIZZAS SLIP MY HAND
THEIR COST WAS CHEAP, THEY WOULD TASTE BLAND
I'M NOT HEALTHYYYYYY

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I once forgot and left the cardboard support they stick underneath the pie in the box to prevent it from bending. Gave my crust a subtle wood flavor.

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Kek based

HAHA, now I'm glad I made this thread

So was it cooked or was it frozen?

It’s your JOB to do the JOB

>jobbing to a 'za doing the Flair flop

kek

kek

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finner bases

[Persuasion] You know, that frozen pizza was dense with energy from fat. It wouldn't have been filling relative to its calorie content, anyway. And don't you idolize professional wrestlers? No, no, not those geeks—we're talking Angle, Hogan, Misawa. Don't you want to look like them? Don't you want to FEEL like them?

Don't you think it's best to leave the pizza on the ground?

Basef

Cut a promo on digornios

PLEASE DON'T DIE
PLEASE DON'T DIE
PLEASE DON'T DIE

I just broke a dish....

Sorry to hear that, user.

This is exactly why I still browse this board. The spirit of /asp/ will never die.

BASED lyric chad