Post only guaranteed Dimes Magnets who decided not to wrestle in our reality. Pic related is a lock.
(Despite his racial handicap)
Alternate Universe Mega Draw Thread
Asher Nguyen
Hunter Flores
Jaxon Long
Could've been one of the greatest heel managers on the mic
Gabriel Hughes
Anybody asked this guy to wrestle?
Jaxson Edwards
Adrian Hernandez
Samuel Walker
Colton Diaz
Was a top star in her heyday
Landon Allen
Body goals...
Justin Edwards
Instagram model Bailey Stewart is the hottest woman in wrestling and has constant generals on Any Forums in at least one alternate reality.
Dominic Murphy
this dude can literally only draw 5 dimes
Hudson Allen
That would mean in that AU Triple Cuck was never involved in the booking
Jeremiah Diaz
You have to think someone in creative floated some sort of crossover when he was white hot (if WWE/WCW paid for KISS, No Limit, ICP) but Vince doesn’t even know what a Burrito is despite eating them every week for lunch. I’m sure he didn’t have a clue who he was. But:
>Mega heel heat on the indies
>Heel work so effective the marks literally tried to kill him
>Absolute monster draw when he completed his face turn
>was a yummy Indy darling who swerved the underground and went pop and…
>worked the smarks
>worked the marks
>had a stable of jobbers he elevated to upper mid card status. Could have gotten anyone over at his peak
>Like Brock and Scott Hall, wouldn’t have cared about jobbing because he could never lose his heat and oh yeah wrestling is fake you mark ass buster now pay me nigga
>A God on the stick
>Catchphrase and Ad-lib savant
>instinctively understands carny mentality he even had a mixtape called Rap is like Wrestling
>Moved tons of merch. Sold fucking quarter waters and carnied Coca-Cola out of millions
>Shoot 6 foot and 220 that makes him at least 6’6 and 275 in the Fed
>took over the main event scene in rap so thoroughly there was nothing left to do but fall back. Basically had a HHH reign of Terror except he earned it. Took his ball and went home when the contract wasn’t right
>internalized that old Kevin Nash adage that nothing is real except the money and the miles
>Kevin Nash was rumored to desperately want to work a program with him so he could internalize some other things
>master at backstage politics
>is legit funny and Vince loves funny blacks. R-Truth has a paycheck for life
>Made himself a decent hand as far as workrate, smart enough to realize it didn’t mean shit compared to charisma and look
Would have been kino in the attitude era with Russo booking Drive-by segments and bulletproof vests on a pole match. A Cena vs 50 program would have been dimes as fuck.
G-G-G-G G-Unit
Christopher Allen
You're black aren't you ?
But yeah he has a nice sense of chorus
Dominic Evans
Leo Lewis
The GOAT James Harrison.
Ryan Rogers
Nah, I’m a white boomer from the ghetto. Garth is also a certified draw. An Elias/Ezekial angle but it’s Garth/Chris Gaines would have made the sky rain dimes.
Isaac Thomas
Actual facts. Luckily someone has mapped out that reality so we can catch the important parts and learn something.
JAT-verse is deepest lore.
Liam Long
Imagine how the farts getting pushed out of that wagon sound
Tyler Rodriguez
>>Kevin Nash was rumored to desperately want to work a program with him so he could internalize some other things
That so?
Benjamin Reed
kek
Austin Young
Ja Rule was always better than this geek and had bigger hits.