TONIGHT
>Malakai Black vs Penta Oscuro in an All-Atlantic qualifying match
>Toni Storm vs Marina Shafir
>We hear from Christian Cage
>Bryan Danielson will address Forbidden Door/Blood & Guts
>Hangman Adam Page vs "The Last Real Man" Silas Young
>Will Ospreay & Aussie Open vs Orange Cassidy & Roppongi Vice
>Chris Jericho & Lance Archer vs Jon Moxley & Hiroshi Tanahashi
AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #5
gAyEW is for fags lol
>pretends to be you're dad as a rib
great one jay
based peepdaddy saved this show
all we need now is Kenny to come back in the main event and aew MIGHT be saved this summer
Anyone else on watchwrestling have their audio behind by like 30 seconds? Tried restarting everything with no luck, was wondering if it was just me or not.
vince is literally gay you mark
Where's Okada?
it was like that for me, I just switched to a different stream
Wow so it’s really only gonna be 8 matches on this PPV?
Happy Pride Month, homos
yeah same
based Silas Young, new pleb filter
I'm new japan fan and disappointed by tonight episode. Is Okada going show up?
Heel Christian>>>>Forbidden Snore
tommy end is a lot better as just the tattooed metalhead dude with a cool entrance who does fake muay thai shit, the supernatural cult stuff is cringe
Where's Jay White? I thought he was gonna open this show
Hey, Tony, if you're lurking just know if Malakai Black loses I'm pirating Forbidden Door instead of buying you fucking mark.
Ibushi will come out as the Midnight Rider gimmick to face ZSJ, unmask and reveal he is ALLELITE
So Jay White will show up after Hangman's match, setting up the triple threat, I already hate it.
Missed the Christian promo, what happened
Based.
ZERO
DINERO
you're a fan of falseflagging, that's what you're a fan of
LE EBIN PENTA LEG SLAP KICKS
we don't use slave names here
That is a hell of alot better than the 35 they had last show. Especially for this heatless PPV
Even if he isn't, Pat Patterson sure was.
>believing in le hecking celestial being in 2022
LOL ngmi
This shit is fucking BORING
Just got home from work. What did I miss?
Malakai literally can't lose this one, bro.
Taking time off for babymamawife. Main reason he put belt on switchblade
>yfw bryan danielson's chosen wrestler is daniel bryan
Penta better wins this match, but politics won't allow it
he made edge look like the jannetty that he always was
Do Darby and Sting at least get NJPW allies against Bullet Club?
fatherhood with Jungle Boy ENDED
LUCHASAURUS is my son now
>Peeps playing the long con because of the royal casino match
>Called JB a dumbfuck with a dead dad
>Peeps wanted to be Dino's dad
I might cancel my purchase of Forbidden door
If they actually do that I'd laugh myself into a shoot. It kinda feels like that's his angle too.
>not just using someone else's cable login and streaming it from the source
cringe
>pajeet falseflagging for daddy vince
SIR PLEASE STOP BEING GAY SIR
Cage talked some major shit about Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus came out. Wahtever Cage whispered to him stopped Lucha from beating his ass.
not enough scooter races and pose offs, slopper?
>I'm new japan fan and disappointed by tonight episode. Is Okada going show up?
JR and nipple talk, 2 things I don't want to hear again.
He came out, said a few words but was immediately interrupted by Matt Hardy
Last PPV was excessively padded in a deliberate effort to push the big matches back until after the playoff apehoop game was over.
Danielson's out for Forbidden Door and Blood & Guts, OC and Best Friends had a pretty good match with Ospreay, and Christian cut the promo of the year.
>Wahtever Cage whispered to him stopped Lucha from beating his ass.
"You're like a son to me."
if you missed his promo, don't bother watching. It's all downhill from here on
big if true
JR fucking sucks on commentary. He sounds like a dementia-ridden old man
>top rope piledriver
fuck
nah he said that into the mic. He was whispering after that.
This is literally my first time watching professional wrestling what do I do.
>sounds like
Have you seen your fucking show tonight tranny?
what the hell made you tune in
>I'm new japan fan
> (You)
>Have you seen your fucking show tonight tranny?
>He sounds like a dementia-ridden old man
so there's one in both companies then
Try to get invested in the wrasslers.
I don't believe you sir
"This is Awesome" Chants, camera pans to the crowd everyone is bored out of their minds
take off all your clothes and fight the closest person to you
this match do be kinda boring tho
Watch Rockford Files instead
It really is getting bad. It's like Joe Biden on commentary.
Pentahombres..
Politicswinslol
i saw the pride month tweets, when does nyla rose come out?
aew has a unique ability to lose an insane amount of momentum as the show goes on
shitposting on Any Forums without having one year of solidly following any fed?
You're a natural.
Malakai Black vs PAC vs Miroslav vs Ishii
Holy fucking KINO
Did they use a fake soundclip for 1, 2, 3 in that Penta-Black match???
....well...
MIRO SPOTTED
pick guys and be like "i like this guy, this is the guy i want to win." eventually you'll have a boi squad
go watch some terry funk matches when this is over
MIRO KINO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah
Imagine being a demoralization troll on a pro wrestling board on Any Forums
Miro the App has to know about Miro the Wrestler, right?
miro BASADO
MIRO IS DIMES
literally only watching to see kenny return hopefully it's next for the top of the hour segment
Based miro
MIRO SAMA....I KNEEL
>if thousands aren't chanting then no one is
first time watching wrestling?
Why does do the AEW backstage guys constantly cut to shots up random peoples faces? I don’t wanna see their fucking disgusting faces
I just noticed something that pissed me off. WHY IS IT CALLED FORBIDDEN DOOR WHEN EVERY NJPW GUY sans Tanahashi HAS HAD A MATCH ON AEW ALREADY!? WHY DO I NEED TO WATCH THIS!?
When did Rusev become based?
enter the chosen one
I feel physical pain at 'This is awesome' chants
kek based miro
>dat pop for Miro
Based
Someone gifted my Fire Pro World and I decided I should watch something.
This already sounds way better than spending time with my family.
FUCK YOU PAGANS
Miro's promos are always great
REDEEM THE BASTARDS AND THE PAGANS
hope miro and god make up once miro whens the title
DO REDEEM
DO REDEEM
COMING UP NEXT HANGM-
AND COMING UP NEXT HANGM-
>tfw this has been pure kino except for Danielson bummers which might be okay depending on who it is.
Miro winning the title is the only thing worth watching from Forbidden Bore.
Also who even keeps cutting off Excrement with commercial breaks, God Bless You, You deserve a raise.
Bastards and Pagans btfo’d
yeah, im thinking miro is BASED AF
>self books a segment he knows won't happen
>gets disappointed when his headcanon doesn't play out
>makes a thread to complain about it
don't be that guy
That finish sucked
>HANGMA-
PAGANS BTFO
>AND COMING UP NEXT HANGM-
lmfao
This show's pacing has been bad
He was always based.
ZSJ vs Luna Corazon, book it Tony
inferno match incoming perhaps?
If it ends up being Jay vs Cole vs Hangman I'm not bothering to watch Forbidden Door.
remember when looking for an opponent to go full The Northman. It's AEW tradition.
Why dont miros promos about his god get old? they're always great and he isn't even saying anything new
Miro v Singh in a Last Redeemer Standing match when
Based Miro shitting on godless pagans
cool blog post bro nobody cares
God Bless whoever keeps cutting this shitter off
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Penta sold his back the entire match and lost because he was in too much pain, what's hard to understand?
So you openly admit to watching a show then call it "your show". Sounds like it's your show too.
>Bulgaria
>Netherlands
Do they get AEW there?
If you get truly disappointed by hyping yourself for possibilities you're a fool. It's fun to do as long as you don't get married to them and can move on in just a few seconds.
When he turned on Kip
nah. I'm a fan of AEW on TBS on Facebook and even I know that's some straight ass bullshit, you fat fucking piece of crap.
why dont they call it the black mass anymore just "back heel kick"
No way that happens.
Kenny vs Jay, Kenny wins.
Mox vs Tanahashi, Tanahashi wins.
The titles swap back at WrestleKingdom.
>2022
>being a godless heathen
Sounds like you need to be redeemed!
I don't even think Bulgaria has indoor plumbing.
Lada, my fucking balls won't stop itching. What do?
KWAB
fuck skeet that nigga got AIDS
When he dropped the gay ass "I AM THE BEST GAMER" gimmick he initially had with kip, and God found him and chose him to be the redeemer
Good morning sirs!
wwe trade mark
yeah, but majority of so called "fans" can't do that, they truly believe that if they think it's going to happen, then it's going to happen and go on a spergfest when it doesn't
>remember what happened to Marko
What did he mean by this?
Based
Someone paid money for this? Is it part of a video?
>Video package for a retard who didn't want a chance at the world title
It's not hard to understand. Just because something makes sense, doesn't mean it was good
Cos Vince trademarked Satanism
jungle boy is getting released
>Snoredlow's world
Starting the Second Hour with Atom Smol... RIP Ratings
ATOM COLE GAYBAY
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO
They need to get Wardlow a manager ASAP
YOU KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE SEETHE
IS IT TIME TO BREATH WITH KING SWITCH
Take a shower, then put moisturizer on your sack where it itches..
I genuinely forgot that match is a 4 way lol
Gay Bay, get this midge shitter out the company.
Is this the Butcher's dad?
90% wrestling fans in the USA are atheist. I don't know why they treat Miro as a face since he's been a heel his whole entire career.
I’m here to laugh at you, but this is so boring it’s helping me go to sleep too
>sky is also injured
what is going on at aew
Silas Young bros nows our time
Silas put on some muscle
>atom small
pac gets a run in and this geek gets weekly tv time, i hate this company sometimes
how old is this nigga
bases
YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AIDS TROON
Butcher and Silas Young Tag Team when?!?!?
>the last real man
kinda into this. better than a gay fake cowboy
I love Malaki and Penta, but why was I so fucking bored with their match? :/
Ok bro, see you on Sunday.
*dimes vanish*
If that were true it only means they need him more than ever
Now that's the saddest thing I've seen since Die brüke
ADAM SMALL BAY BAY
ITS THE BUTCHER!!!!!!
You know it's all about the COOM
Anna Nicole baybay
based real last man, saw him live in a laddermatch and it was unreal
all 3 of you
kek it took me a minute before I realized it wasn't the butcher
Silas looks like The Butcher's slightly older brother
Didn't this guy get cancelled for saying anyone who participated in intergender wrestling should be ashamed of themselves?
I like him.
Was literally never once hot
I dunno, I liked it, maybe you were just bummed by the knowledge that politics guaranteed the outcome?
Hangman looks like more of a badass than Silas Old
>Rhea Ripley injured
>Cody injured
>Kenny injured
>Punk injured
>Danielson injured
>Sky injured
uhhhhhhhhhhh wrestling bros
WHY ARE COLE AND HANGMAN STILL FEUDING?
It was an 11/10 promo
Cricket Chads we keep winning. We go over Atom Smol, Silas Young and Hangma'am.
>Silas Young
>is old
fuck me, it's gonna be a triple threat, isn't it
How long have the Adams been feuding for already? Seems like an eternity
Based
they need to give hangman real entrance music, they spend so long trying to push the guy but they can't even shell out for something that isn't royalty free car commercial music
Nope, there’s not a show from the big leagues on this Sunday
Tony should fire him and start booking Clark Connors under the same name like fake Razor and Diesel.
Cena's coming back bro it's fine
Same, I thought he changed names or some shit
Orton too
okada WILL show up.
if he doesnt , ill post a picture of my LITERAL micropenis (3.2 iner). go ahead and cap this. it WILLL happen
If you don't know who Silas Young is, you don't watch enough wrestling
Who the fuck is Silas Young
silas is due
90% of statistics are pulled out of your floppy asshole
Lazy booking.
>Silas Young
>Looks old
I still don't see why they would cut the "lolno" promo if he was just gonna back down and say "fine if you ask TWO WEEKS IN A ROW"
Don’t know who Silas young is but he looks mega dimes
I like the wrestling grandpa
>Silas got a minor pop
Shocked desu
when Hangman won the title?
end this already
he doesn't think hangman deserves his spot because hangman is a loser
>Hangman looks like more of a badass than Silas Old
This nigga lookin like the vaudevillans long lost brothers
What the fuck?
I haven't watched in a couple weeks.....has there ever been a streak of injuries like this in recent memory?
>MJF gone
>Christian now the big name heel as MJF's replacement
Awful
some ring of honigger
I know, I am a WWE mark, but the crossover PPV concept seems cool and my buddy is streaming it on discord, so nothing lost from me.
>eric young
>old as fuck
many such cases
You're too young to remember her when she was just Playboy and Guess Jeans, before the fame
He's from there retard
It's his hometown, even though nobody including myself knew until they said it
that can't be a tranny, post more
Cole has a much better body than Silas.
I thought a micropenis had to be under 2.5?
just when you thought it was over...
THIS BOOMER CAN MOVE LOL
His entrance music is one of the few that are actually decent, user
lmao, ROH's roster before they released everyone really was nothing but CAWs
Not going to lie, I was all in on fat, slurring, drugged up Anna Nicole.
MJF who?
There can only be one Adam.
Silas Young looks like someone Excalibur wrestled in a barn in southern California. Get this indy shitter off my TV.
Wrestling is dangerous. They stopped playing those videos for retarded kids at the start, so people forget
>I ruptured a disc…which fragmented into my spinal column
do the wrestlers practice stuff before the show with each other?
If you only knew how bad it really is.
Norm MacDonald tier...based
Hangman and Cole in the same segment. Jay White supposed to be on the show and he already has something going on with those other 2. It's gonna be a triple threat no one wanted
Was able to entrap a Texas multi millionaire.
nah, I know how AEW works, if Hangman and Cole are in the same segment and Jay's opponent hasn't been announced yet, they're all gonna be involved in the same shit.
IM FUCKING GAY I LOVE AEW!
As long as you’re not giving aew money and just watching it to laugh at it and their tranny fans then I understand
yeah
in a world of numales
be a last real man
It's Pride Month, faggot. Best time to come out to your parents.
you gotta give it to him, he does look like a "Silas"
This. but before the drugs. She probably gave me my fat fetish.
LMAO cut off for the 3rd time tonight!
Silas is more like Jake Roberts
some do, some don't
LMAO EXCALIBUR KEEPS GETTING CUT
Some do yes
In WWE, yes because it's a professional work environment not run by a mark.
Not in AEW. Scorpio Sky said he doesn't even warm up a lot he gets to the arena and he's out on TV within 5-10 minutes.
>People waste and burn gas to attend church on a Sunday and listen some boomer rant about progressive ideas that would benefit America's future instead of staying home and prepping for a wrestling ppv
Ngmi
obviously they have the outcome decided, but it depends on the wrestlers. Some guys like to plan the whole match out move by move and other guys call their moves in the ring
Yeah for some it's all about "I have this move called ____ you better tuck your neck
>excalibur keeps getting cut off
kek
we're speaking the same language bro
Has he done it again?
Page's moonsault is fucking stupid. It's the same shit Charlotte Flair does where only the arm hits the opponent and it looks weak as fuck
For regular weekly matches on TV, they might discuss 3 or 4 things they want to do, plus the ending. Then they’ll go out and improvise the parts in between those
Who ever keeps doing this, need a raise
Because they worked an injury angle, thereby making the match bad
sup Vince?
Silas, bro, you need some better trunks.
Dude's looking like my gramps in his tighty whiteys.
>just watching it to laugh at it
I think they put on good matches but the characters and stories don't appeal to me. Thankfully, their PPVs are just wall to wall matches so I get the part I like and none of what I don't.
Depends on the promotion. Some like to control everything, some only have certain spots in minds, some only know who has to win and wing it
Based JR pulling the plug on this wanna be who spic
>Scorpio Sky said he doesn't even warm up a lot he gets to the arena and he's out on TV within 5-10 minutes.
why the fuck is this guy still holding a title, Wardlow needs to squash him asap
I just started watching.
Did Okada show up yet or can I change the channel again?
NEEEEEEEEEW
GOOD MORNING SIR
>pours side of red bell pepper on eggs
>TOOO SPICY
>progressive ideas
Not in my church.
thats the gimmick
The face-heel-face-heel back and forth isn't helping him either.
The ones that don't are the ones that talk what the next spot is and it's fucking annoying.
>Clothesline
>Sunset flip and then kick me on the face
>Wardlow needs to squash him asap
I wish, instead Tiny will put in in a day time TV legal drama angle to appease the new home network of Discovery
Not yet.
Tana and Mox team in the main event tho.
Before he sodomizes you?
Of course Wangman needs over 10 minutes to put away old man Jenkins...