AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #4

Heel Christian is over with me brother -HH

Peepchads we won

Is Christian dare I say based?

Loving this Christian heel turn

>try having a match people talk about a week after it happens
you haven't done that once in this company

>Christian BURYING Any Forumstards
B-B-B-BASED

>Of course I came here for the paycheck

suddenly I forgive him for not doing shit for over a year and a hlf

MONEY AND MILES

Christian is spitting straight facts

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Based Christian cutting the promo punk should have
this weeks show absolutely sucks besides this

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PeepGODs I kneel.

Dead crowd

Was hoping Christian was gonna tell the crowd to invest in crypto.

didn't know Christian was so bad on a mic

>Eat my crohns
Big Swole feud?

God damn this sucks, we eatin good Echads

Based babyface Christian

peepchads WWA?

dangerously based promo by christian cage

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we eatin good PEEPCHADS

THIS IS SO BASED

Big League Christian is over with me brother

Peeps where you at?

>I came back for the money
weird to have someone actually state facts

omega/Christian dumbass

HOLY DIMES CHRISTIAN IS AMAZING ON THE MIC AND A FUCKING LOCK IN THE RING
DIMES
DIMES
TOONIES
LOONIES
HOLY BASED

HOLY BASED

Christian making Edge look like a fucking NXT rookie

>Stealing MJFs entire promo
He's really gone, isn't he?

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Crumbs.

This is awful

>supplants MJF for promo of the year
PEEPCHADS WE EATIN'

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CHRISTIAN SUCKS AT PROMOS LMAO

Christian burying all of the AEW fans

KinoCage leaving edgetty in the dirt.

>LMAO CAPTAIN CHARISMA BURYING THAT JEWISH MONEY MARK EM JAY EFF

Heel Christian rules

>Pick up my crumbs Jew boy

Holy fucking based

PEEPGODS.......I KNEEL

How can one man be so unfathomably based?

DIMES

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This is the promo Punk should've been having.

Haha, nah nice try though

Christian isn't drawing right now

This is a waste of time.

Can't wait for the chart tomorrow that shows this segment losing viewers

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Yeah…really riveting…

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Nah, they're very different promos

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BIG MONEY CHRISTIAN

>Luke Perry is burning in hell
Christian no, that's too far!

What PPV is JB Christian giong to be at?
All out?

>buries All Petite trannies

he's stuttering and shaking. kek even Edge isn't this bad.

>Christian's bit on Sammy's vlog was how he was demanding money for vlog screen time
>I did it for money
KINO

lmao holy worked
based christian

ANTI CHRISTIAN FAGGOTS FUCKING ON SUICIDE WATCH
PEEPCHADS WE EATING

Tonight…

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Jesus this is fucking BAD
Never let him cut a promo again

Just had a live bullshit in the promo, but censored all of that.
This segment fucking sucks.

The plummet for this quarter will be legendary

Damn jungle Jack's sister a mean girl cute

>she wanted me to be jungle boys father
kek

holy fuck this is based

Hairy pit slut, very nice.

>YOU RAISED A PIZZA

Christian doesnt really have it man, this guys been wrestling 23 years and never drew a nickel or had a special moment besides crazy bumps. Hes onen of the original fans who became wrestlers. It isnt drawing!

literally had a ppv named after his iconic match

OH SHIT

What? They're nothing alike. Maxwell wants out of his contract, Christians bragging about his.

oh shit he selected the nuclear option

kek he botched

Damn, cold blooded

“Giving jungle boys mom the chance to apologize to me for giving birth to him” lmaoooooo

I want JB's sister to give me a sloppy toppy bros

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HOLKY SHIT

fuck sake christian

Oh fuck that's a bridge too far

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

MILF HUNTER GIMMICK

DADDY

AND HE'S IN HELL

>it's a "your father is dead" angle

woof

HOLY SHIT WHAT A STUPID FUCKING REASON FOR HIM TO TURN HEEL!!!!
It honesty feels like of been watching WWE lite since DoN. Punk winning the belt was fucking cursed.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HANGMAM WAS RIGHT!!

JESUS

BRUH HES RIBBING HARD
DAMN
CHRISTIAN NUCLEAR HEAT

LUKE PERRY BTFO

Luke Perry bros......

>Like one black in the crowd
I know it's Milwaukee but I figured the nog pandering would do something

>smarks getting filtered on here by based Peepgod

LMAO

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LUKE PERRY ISN'T UP THERE IN HEAVEN JUNGLE BOY
HE'S DOWN THERE, IN ARGENTINA

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Oh yeah? What PPV is that?

>Call tony a fucking mark, it’ll be the best promo of the year i promise

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

abysmal bait, rib urself my man

EDGE BROS.....HOW DO WE RECOVER?

>Eat my crumbs and enjoy it
Based Christian

This is a WWE promo, but done well

Christian fucking loved Luke Perry so he's probably crying inside

Chrisitan is now the biggest heel in AEW, burying the shitters fans and Jungle Boy

JESUS CHRIST CHRISTIAN CALM DOWN

LUKE RAGE

Heel Christian is kinda sexy ngl bros

Was Christian always this good of a talker?

OOOOHHHH LUKE PERRY HEAT
90210CHADS GET IN HERE

THis nigga having a stroke, can't even pronounce words right.

Christian is the fucking goat damn

Go home Vince you have bigger things on your plate than your incomprehensible hate for Christian

HOLY BASED

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THIS IS SO BASED LMAO
PEEPDADDY

>your father's dead
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus

Is that Daisy Taylor?

>you're dad is dead and that's a good thing

playing it up too much

HOLY FUCK CHRISTIAN

that jew doesn't come close to christain

>Milwaukee is dumb
>your dad is dead

Real 200 IQ stuff

MJF who?

>I never came here to help new talent
>I never wanted to be your father figure

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Christian IS PICKLE RICK!!!

>I CAN'T BREATHE
CHRISTIAN?????

>Holding the mic to his mouth as he's being choked out

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>remember what happened to Marco!??
Shots fired!

>remember what happened to marko
KEK

ok this is KINO

this is the most based segment ive ever seen

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO MARKO

Marco bros... we're back.

HOLY SHIT
LUKE PERRY ON SUICIDE WA-
OH WAIT HE'S DEAD LOL

>interrupting kino
FUCK YOU TK I HATE YOU

>marko mentioned

>REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO MARKO
SSS TIER PIECE OF SHIT

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MARKO !!!!

>Christian is Han Solo and Luchasaurus is Chewbacca

KINO

jungle boy if he female

>ECH--- AH IM MAKING FAKE CHOKING SOUNDS - ECH

>Remember what happened to Marko
Cage threw that crack smoking manlet in the lake

Christian's CTE must be really bad...

BASED ZADDY CHRISTIAN

>REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO MARCO
>You're like a son to me

pffft okay now I'm back onto the schizo christian angle

>He's stealing the Dinosaur

K I N O

>remember what happened to Marko?
BASED
A
S
E
D

BETTER AND BETTER

dino nigger will be his new tomko

Stupid pea brain dinosaur

You're like a son to me, Luchasaurus!

>remember what happened to Marko
CHRISTIAN HAD HIM FIRED

>fatherhood with Jungle Boy ENDED
>LUCHASAURUS is my son now

I hope he drops the mask

>You're like a son to me
Was Botchasaurus the Michaels all along?

LMAO WHAT A FUCKING SEGMENT

Junglebros....

only Christian could pull this segment off, my hat goes off to him

Took me a minute to remember that Marko Stunt was a thing

That shit was funny

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So Dino boy is an idiot confirmed

Isn't JBs sister the
If you wanna stop me, you're gonna have to fucking kill me chick?

>"You're like a son to me"
>Roughly the same age

segment was good then cringe then based

From a Kino Christian segment to a fucking Hardly Boys... well there goes all of Christian's hard work

What will the cope be when the quarter ratings show that that tanked?

Fuck off, Reddit.

I have no idea if that segment was good or not...must've been Lynchian.

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Edgetty crying himself to sleep at home trying to come up with a new gimmick

Started kinda iffy but ended up being kino
Based Christian, I never should have doubted you

Little MarKo BTFO

No she just looks a lot like her

I need the Jungle Jack Christian PPV match now. Christian is so fucking good.

ngl that was pretty fucking kino

Edge will never recover

Ribmaster kino incoming

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god that was good, I might rewatch it later tonight

Lynchian KINO

Alright guys I accept it. Christian is the Michaels.
That was better than anything Edge has done since returning.

my mom (huge 90210 fan) was worked into a MASSIVE shoot over what christian said about luke perry.

Bucks and company versus Darby, Sting, and mystery friends

apparently off air, Christian led Luchasaurus down the bad guy tunnel

Based Christian.

I think he just said Hikuleo and El Phantasmo?

Haha, you're the redditor my friend, I've been using this site since 2011. Say that shit to my face and I'd fucking rape you and tear your ass apart.

aw shit here comes AC Valhalla DLC I didn't ask for

it'll probably be at Blood and Guts next week

O Reilly is autistic for sure

malakai black's singles theme is so much better than the house of black theme, amenra is a great band

Based, sounds like she got wizzerked.

How could you? How could you doubt christian? If this version of Christian was on every week I’d watch every week

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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so there's no way Penter wins this huh?
maybe it will atleast be a good match

As always, Xtian mogs anything Edgetty COPEland does

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Malakai coming out to CRICKETS

LMAO

Malakai Blacks entrance takes too long hurry it up

Turning Decepticon

From the Hardly Boys to the House of Blah

kek what a ribbed bitch

not really no

Based AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-theme

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post mom

I've missed his singles entrance. It's pretty damn great.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the bad guy tunnel
Do AEWtists really? And this is supposed to be the "serious" company?

OGENTROOST LET'S FUCKING GO

Darby vs ELP or Despy would save the PPV (I don't think anyone in LIJ besides Shingo is interested in the US)

No way. It has to be at All Out

IM FUCKING GAY I LOVE AEW

WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUP

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Piss break

is his theme just a guy SCREAMING?

supernatural gimmicks fucking SUCK
fucking lame undertaker wannabes

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Cap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Hey Any Forums, its only going to be a 30 second prerecoreded segment inturrepted by matt hardy

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How did Pillman Jr cope witht he fact he got his girl stolen?

>Put on the type of match that they name PPVs after
>not premium live events

WHAZZZAAAAPPPP

Let's Go Penta win this match (politics will go over)

Dasha
Meaty arms
Can get it

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>PENTA OSCURO
>PENTA OSCURO
>PENTA OSCURO
>PENTA OSCURO

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Do you not remember TNA?

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If you have been watching faithfully you might have noticed fans talking about how the heels always came out of one tunnel vs the faces

It's like a ten year difference though isn't it

I want to fuck user's mom

KEK I'm never gonna unhear that

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no its dutch screaming
(there are actual lyrics if you look it up)

CMLL are uppity cunts so Penta can't be on the pape

Why have this match? We know Penta isn't winning.

He gets off to it, he's a cuck

ALL STREAMS ARE FUCKED
ANYONE HAVE A PROPER LINK?

>Penta vs Black
I forgot we were getting this, based.

Kek I legit thought he screamed Whats up

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What if luchasaurus was tomko all along?

Dasha's sexy and fertile as fuck but man is she a bad ring announcer

Christian fucked Luchasaurus' mom too.

watching the game, having a bud
true, true

ISHIIKINO SOON

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They just announced young bucks/el p/hikuleo vs sting/darby

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get a job

that's the way it used to be because heels and faces don't get along they have 2 locker rooms retard. It makes more sense than one

that’d be ironic

Gotttt DAAAM

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Playing MGS1 for the first time and watching Dynamite

Comfy night

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GHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It'll be a based match and it gets us some more DT/HoB singles. Also I still think Black should only use the shorts, I don't like his trunks.

>rochester show in a couple weeks
I'll make sure not to watch that one.

because I bet $4,000 on Draft Kings that Penta will! What behind the scenes politics could stop him from winning?

just have fun and enjoy the match. Knowing the outcome and enjoying the match aren't mutually exclusive, user. The majority of people watching don't know Penta isn't allowed to do the PPV.

Give penta a match? Do you ever stop bitching?

>bingo wings

Latin America has it on YouTube. Search for AEW CANAL Space.

Commentary is atrocious tho

You're that ninja...

You're saying everyone in this company is such a literal WHO? they need to coordinate the entrances to remind the crowd who they should cheer
Lol just cheer for who you like

>ALL STREAMS ARE FUCKED
>ANYONE HAVE A PROPER LINK?
YES.

if a game should be played on a CRT it's that fucking game

that kid screaming "zero miedo" kek

Pip pip

mgs1 controls are way too tough and clunky for me to get through. the only mgs that i haven't finished of the main games

based, how are you finding it?

>The Bucks competing at forbidden door
I LITERALLY FUCKING SAID THIS and everyone on Any Forums was like "lol no"
The Bucks don't fucking miss.

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>that squeaker screaming "zero miedo"

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

Otochad in the "bad" ending is superior to the gash in the "Good" ending and neither are relavent as Kojima navel gazes for the games that follow

>I couldn't be a wrestler because I'm gay

bowens you were a decade too late for the tickle video empire

That brief shot the red headed milk truck ,whew lads.

NEEEEEEW

KEK

We said
"lol nobody cares"

MORON DO NOT TELL HIM

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this but playing Final Fantasy IV
I fucking hate it though, unironically FFII is better.

of all the things to shit post about you chose this. Be better

TLC you retard

most people here aren't even fans of wrestling, they don't know anything

Thank you sirs come again

Dan Severn will come out and save forbidden door challenging ZSJ.
Even better would be le villain Scurll but reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kenny vs christian is the only rampage match anyone remembers

lmfao shut the fuck up you nerds

So what’s the draw of Forbidden Door? We’ve literally seen all of the NJPW guys already wrestle in AEW sans Tanahashi and ZSJ.

It's fun, i'm not very far though, been meaning to get into MGS for a long time and been putting it off, going to marathon the series

The Little Christians?