AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #3

Lol wtf was that?
This is wrestling? The 5way Raw opener was better.

Got me

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How do i fast forward live tv

Oh, my Yummy Picture and Picture.
KEK Danielson's replacement ios Gresham. It truly is over.

>no d bry
>punk sucks
>bd cole booking
>cowboy was a dud
>omega is still gone
bros i'm losing interest

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Tony can't hype a PPV to save his life. He's such a retard.

atom smol trying to bench press

the build up for forbidden door sucks asssssss

they popped for oc and chanted loud for ospreay so i have hope they will be loud

I will unironically skip forbidden door if LIJ doesn’t make an appearance

Holy shit, is this real?

He's hyped literally every PPV before this though.

Sapo reporting it’s Gresham now

Holy FUCK this is BORING

Sean Ross Sapp [map men podcast] reporting the surprise replacement is jonathan gresham.

check twitter its already blowing up

What's even worth watching on Forbidden Door now

I feel like Ospreay should be in a bigger match desu

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It sounds like the audio issues that AEW had in Kansas City, MO are back tonight. This crowd sounds fucking silent.

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>Gresham
holy shit
What a buzzkill

White claws and pot

Guys I can’t wait to see how bad Storm-Shafir is

But really, who the fuck could it be that anyone could be satisfied with?
Danielson vs ZSJ was the one dream match everyone wanted that was possible. Anything else is basically a downgrade unless they bring Benoit back to life.

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>jonathan gresham
disgustingly dissapointing if true

OC is not a comedy wrestler.

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What the Hell happened to Ospreay's fanbase? Is he not over as a heel? Do ppl miss his flippy days? Do most of the smuggles in the crowd only pretend to know NJPW but didn't bother w/AXS or the dirtsheets and only knew the ROH visitors and Bullet Club shirts at Hot Topic? KWABOP (KEK WHAT A BUNCH OF POSEURS)
Ospreay had more support fighting with Seff on Twitter than being on US TV?

Will literally be a more underwhelming reveal than satnam singh

This is terrible

>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT USE TWITTER

BIX YOU FUCKING NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP

I cant wait for all this Forbidden Door shit to be over with next week

THE Johnathan Gresham????

ON THE COUNT OF THREE
BAD BITCHES GET MONEY (GET MONEY)
BROKE NIGGAS TO THE LEFT WE DON'T WANT IT (WANT IT)
I'M THE ONE THE BITCHES HATE BUT THEY CAN'T GET PAST
PRETTY FACE, NO WAIST, AND A BIG OL ASS

Give me Kenny Omega or I riot!!!!!

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Then why am I laughing?

I hate this fucking kike so much

have you seen how many tweets bix does every day?

This.
Fuck who japan

>BOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

I'm actually better with the match being delayed than shoved onto a shit card at the last second.

OC should be doing a Ryan Gosling drive gimmick, it would be endless dimes

They are really making the Fan plants work hard tonight to make people seem interested in this show after Danielson's announcement

Excalibur shilling nujapan so hard it's so ridiculous

that OC reversal was pretty damn good.

Maybe the e-drones were right :(

just looked up who jonathen gresham is and

BRUH

hes SHOOT 5 foot 2???? LMDAOOO theres no fucking way. do people take him seriously? im pretty sure you are considered a legal midget as a male at 5’1

did trent fucked up his knee or am i getting worked?

Pls WWEchads keep watching, we cant let this drop bellow 700

Pls I will post pick of my breast if you keep watching

ok schitzo

Dare I say Orange Cassiday fans are the epitome of god awful wrestlign fans?
this is top level basedjack

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>giving that a holy shit

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holy shit chants for that?

dead crowd

I just don't care anymore.

Most his fans are leftist reddit cucks. They turned on him during speaking out.

yes retard

very surprised bix would go after a fellow commie

Brad Shepard is hinting that Jay White’s opponent is Okada, wtf? Would they really do that?

Genuinely can't tell if it's just shit promoting or if someone is trying to big league the other

Why is Ospreay selling for this crap?

OC deserves a better match

It'll still be unwatchable slop after it's over, don't kid yourself.

think I might just stop watching and jack off

>believing SHOOT heights
>he's no more than 4'8''

Don't fuck w/my gun by posting this Ronan Farrowwannabe faggot. Only deddit shits and crybaby twitters faggolas still give a shit about rasslin metoo. Time for J havoc to come back since his 'victims' ended up not even making Dark.

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Holy FUCK that crossbody selling was god damn awful.

Bryan saying whoever it is is also gonna be in Blood and Guts have me thinking it's Cesaro. But either way, opening the show with Bryan telling people he can wrestle was fucking dumb and not reveling the opponent is even dumber. That card desperately needs some sizzle

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match should be be FTR and Aussie Open desu

damn this shit is good

This match is so fucking based

>Christian promo waiting room

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That kick-off tornado DDT was cool

OC and Ospreay work well together.

I'd shoot request a refund

solid match

These NuJamal guys have been getting their asses kicked.

This match is great.

Minus 5 Stars

Good match.
Awful card placement.

>"Were seeing alot of DDTs tonight"
JR is dying inside

Pockets won... KEK Asspreay is losing to the Mascot on Sunday.

Why do you think they fail to get anything done?

yawn

holy shit that outside landing

will offspray is literally probably the best wrestler on the show right now
and he just jobbed to a comedy hack
wtf is this show even doing

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THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we all know it's gonna be a 30-second backstage pre-tape that is interrupted by Matt Hardy :(

Is my boy Naito not going to be there on Sunday? :(

Superman punch from a 150 pound guy

LETS GO OC!!!!!!!!!!
AEW 1 - 0 NJPW

Again random NJPW people just walking out like geeks with no fanfare

Super Ranas

TRANNIES GET NO MILLY

FTR is massively over still. Give them all the belts

That match reminded me that, even though it's a bummer that Danielson is out for now, this is still the best wrestling promotion going.

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they had to cheer up the crowd, right choice

kek

O-Khan is so out of place, he doesn't even know where he is.

>bumping this hard for the comedy guy
Ospreay is too kind

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>FTR over as fuck
>Tony doesn't push them

>NJPW guys start running away before FTR bald can force himself onto their cocks

I'd shoot my cum

I like how FTR is placed with Best Friends now. You can pretty much put anyone with the Best Friends and some how it works

He didn't job, faggot. One of his lackeys got pinned.

at least ospreay didn't take the pin again

This is fun to watch, especially with you bros.

>I don't know what group dynamics bring compared to singles competition
Will will defeat OC this weekend and he was not hurt image wise by his tag partner eating a pin.

>Another Osperay loss
>AO loses to A FUCKING SUPERMAN PUNCH!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK TK!?!?!?

Oh my Science it's GREAT VALUE KHALI

did he died?

They’re heels retard

Wrestling politics again

Satnam Singh will never not look hilarious

2 Nobodies and Black Machismo, and he's not even doing the gimmick.
THE FUCK

Wait.. Ospreay is wrestling OC at the PPV? It feels like we literally just saw enough of them wresting each other

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They need to go full Midnight and take all the belts

If you know Black Machismo, you know Sonjay Dutt.

too tall for his own good

LMAO the black shut s that shit down fast when he starts talking about them going to India.

if you watch the show you would know who they are, and would expect FTR to show numbers in response.

holy fuck this is bad

This is pacing is fucked lads.

>comedy guy
>works circles around Billy
Interesting

I thought Naito was injured

Oh I forgot we're 30 years in the past where heels are booed and not cheered like they are in 2022

Black Machismo is cringe

Who gives a fuck idiot. It's all been the same shit

What the fuck is up with that dumbass arm thing Will does when he takes a move?
Is that what he thinks a fencing response looks like or some stupid shit????

>Hey Tony remember when WWE had a 7 foot tall Pajeet? You can totally do it better.

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People were talking about them getting dropped, I don't see it happening. They've been too consistently entertaining throughout the compny's entire history.

>place sport bet on scripted event

how does this work?

bros how do i find a girl like julia hart?

in florida, preferably

OC has shit he can pull out. He just normally gets the huge pops for the goofy shit, so why go hard outside of big matches?

I don't know Sonjay Dutt, I fucking don't.

Commercials are over in AEW, way fucking over

Based fucking Ospreay going over Cassidy at the PPV.

>Will will defeat OC this weekend
holy fuck i just realized the whole program is based on those two fighting
an even biggerwaste of offspray holy shit what a joke

billy is winning at forbidden door, it seems surreal if njpw sends him to this event just to lose

Khan's a face. He should get in the ring and save lolis from an AEW wrestler

Very low limits with single action results

that's because Great O'Chad is too legendary

you use money to bet

Satnam is probably the best active wrestler that fits in the "Freakishly tall" category. Granted it's literally just him and Omos.

People bet on boxing all the time

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no im saying there’s no hype left in seeing them wrestle again since they just did

Shingo, Hiromu and SANADA are perfectly fine. (BUSHI can come too)

when is this kike finally going to kill himself?

The only thing I have to look forward to anymore is JB Christian kino.

>I watched TNA when Sonjay Dutt was a regular
>But I just managed to skip every single Dutt segment

Losing to Pockets at the PPV KEK

Too bad Great Muta ain't connected to NJPW anymore. Since he's likely to start a retirement tour, he and Sting could have a based rematch from their 1989 feud at FD to make up for no BD/ZSJ

BASED.

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>Getting the Jim Heard treatment
Fuck Bret Hart they should just embrace the Midnight Express gimmick

They had a short spot together specifically to tease you with what else they'll bring out.