AEW Dynamite Gamethread #2

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>youtube.com/watch?v=6G-QrZB8dfo
Its over Dragon.

>Ya coming?
>Nah
>Me neither lmao

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Kenny omega returns in the next 30 minutes. I'm happy.

Hell yeah let's go!

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Switchblade vs Dante Martin to be announced tonight

Based Fite chad.

benis is intrigued

kino time

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

so with Punk and Bryan out and Kenny likely not returning anytime soon, the logical replacement is a heel Christian singles main event run, right?

Just you wait and see senpai..

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LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

Thread #2 and this shit is just starting LET'S GET THIS FUCKING BREAD ELITE TITANS

We don’t say that here

For the first time this week, wrestling's on tv

ALL PEEPCHADS REPORT IN

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TOOOOONY

>Opening with the sad news that Danielson won't be able to compete at Forbidden Door or Blood and Guts
Feels fucking horrible

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For some, it's the tall brunette with pigtails from BBT, but for me, it's Kyu

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here

well, here we go

is he about to retire again

who is this sexy female?

Bryan-bros.... it's not looking good, he looks like he's gonna cry

Didn't Tony say it was gonna start with Jay White? kek change of plans

reminder, Forbidden Door would be a hundred times worse if Nick Khan had got the partnership because e-drones would have to pretend to know NJPW wrestlers

EXCREMENT its Wednesday Night and you know what that means! It's time for us to be the laughing stock of all of wrestling

fake out. Bryan is fine

god fucking damn it why won't the AIDS just take you already

>tfw vince won't be randomly appearing to no sell a controversy

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Is Bryan going to be forced to retire again?

ZACK SABRE JR

ok how u kno

he's going to fight ZSJ at Blood and Guts

>blood and guts in Detroit
That’s just a usual weekend when Kevin Nash visits

>Promo starting firey
Bad sign

Oh, you mean like you?

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What the hell are these lyrics they added to Bryan's song

we do deny the holocaust here, brother

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Lads how much is a gallon of gas where you live?
>6.59

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Bryan retiring

I thought TK said Jay White was going to open the show?

I've been to NJPW shows, I've shook hands with all members of LIJ :)

I saw Ospreay and Lance Archer at warrior wrestling last Saturday

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It grew on me honestly

Kenny in 3.2.1

I hate this

$5, thanks Obama

Plans change...?

ALL ARMED ANDERSON CHADS REPORT IN

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Bring on the tekkers

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dead crowd

>2 best companies in the world
what the fuck Daniel? I thought you liked your time in WWE?

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>Flaccid crew of cocksmen
what

I hope he's not retiring

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No bryan...

HOLY SHIT IT'S MASTER WATO

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ITS OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Danielson saying a lot of "WAS"

It was confusing, because Defy and WOW aren't runing a show

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Tony needs to stop doing shows at these fly over states. These crowds suck.

Cobb, Brian Cage, Pillman Jr and Swerve was there too

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the fuck is even happening

Can we get to the part where he swerves everyone and announces he's fine?

>FLACCID CREW OF COCKSMEN

>ZSJ is a stooge for Jericho
Fuck off Tony.

I don't like where this is going at all

It didn't happen.

good investment dog wanker

$10.20 converted to USD best regards eu

lol this show is fucking doomed

>$7.03

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This nigga frail!

Tony is too cheap to do a West Coast tour since everything is spread out

To work you into a shoot

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

he should work out a deal with the arena and sell beers for $1 all show to rile them up a bit

darkest age in aew history

>bryan out
>kenny out
>no okada
>cm punk out
>hangmans title reign ended for no reason
>record low ratings
>scorpio sky hurt
>someone making a injury announcement every week for the last FOUR WEEKS now

aewbros can you even defend it? this is as bad as 2019 covid era aew when t

Ooooooooooh no no no no

>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN
>NO BRYAN
NO BRYAN

>opening the show to announce your best talent isn't going to be performing

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ALL INJURED WRESTLING

WE WANT CHRISTIAN
WE WANT CHRISTIAN

It's over Bryanbros

Danielson is out of Forbidden Door. IT'S OVER!

HOLY SHIT NIGEL IS WRESTLING AGAIN

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Up to $2.40 AUD a litre in Australia

keep watching dronie, we got cesaro

Well there goes my Dime.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE BOOGIEMAN

at least he's not perma heemed
>ZSJ vs...
hmmm

Cesaro bros !!!

Johnny Gargano

ok the forbidden door was fucking cursed, fuck this. I mean, it's cool that Danielson isn't retiring, but this PPV has hit every conceivable bump in the road.

Claudio incoming?

$4.99 brother, been the same price for several days now.
Some places are charging $5.09 but not Sheetz. I bet Wawafags spend more lmao FUCK WAWA BITCH

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>literal who replacing Bryan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE HITS KEEP COMING TONY

I hope it's Danielson's old friend The Brian Kendrick?

Please be Spanky

>no Danielson vs ZSJ
I want to fucking die

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>WE DONT CARE
>WE WANT CHRISTIAN

IT'S...JOHNNY ACE! GO ACE!

ALBERTO DEL RIOOOOO

IT'S OWLMAN, OWLMAN IS ALL ELITE

>CALL STEPHEN P NEWWW (STEPHEN P NEWWW, STEPHEN P NEWWW, STEPHEN P NEWWW) IF YOU NEED TO SUEEEEE

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it's Claudio

CLEANER

this is gay where’s Christian

>Gets booed
lol

Carny shit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AM I BEING SWERVED?! IS HE LYING ABOUT NOT BEING CLEAR?!

Wow! A person no one know is going to face Bryan's mystery guy!

8.1 dollarydoos

MORE HECKIN DEBUTS OMG OMG OMG

Blue balls the opener.

Claudio

I’m not watching forbidden door, nice try khanman

>Who? WHO? Don't you know I came out of the bad guys' tunnel? I'm not gonna tell ya!

He's working us harder than the loaded baked potato bar at a Sizzler during dinner rush I tell you what

Its gonna be AJ styles

It’s Claudio, isn’t it?

>references the heel tunnel
>surprise until Sunday
cursed

Well that went over like a wet fart

ZSJ is the best worker in the world and that’s a FACT lurking e drones

TEKKERS

worked

holy shit shut the fuck up faggot

If it's johnny gargano I'm going to neck. I'm flying in for the fucking ppv

jej
it's gonna be someone shit

>I'm not gonna tell you
>Tune in on Sunday
HOLY

FUCKING

CRINGE

Why does your post just say the number 8 41 times?

More yummy Hot shots... and Crickets for Sabre Jr

i literally sped 5hrs a week watching wrestling and have no idea wtf a zack saber jr is

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who?

>pay for the pay per view but we won’t tell you who’s on it

LMAO

bros is YOSHI-HASHI making his AEW debut tonight?

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>buy the PPV for a surprise match entrant
How about you tell me who it is and convince me to buy it you fucking fruits?

If I never see NJPW or ROH on Dynamite again it will be too fucking soon

Stop with this WHO bullshit Bryan.
We don't want that E shit here

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Buy a gun and pull a Tommy Dreamer

darkest age in aew history

>bryan out
>kenny out
>no okada
>cm punk out
>hangmans title reign ended for no reason
>record low ratings
>scorpio sky hurt
>someone making a injury announcement every week for the last FOUR WEEKS
>sammy injured
>mjf angle dropped
>wardlow angle botched and feuding with random security guards
>forbidden door likely to do 50k buys tops

Dead crowd

I don't watch gookshit, who is this?

i'll take the yummy wummy claudio debut at this unfortunate juncture, but man, if it's anyone else, fuck that

lmao and I thought bischoff was bad

So ZSJ vs Cesaro

>I HATE AEW SO MUCH I CANT STOP WATCHING AND TALKING ABOUT IT

is there an audio problem? They barely showed ZSJ, why Tony does that?

>Yummy nu technical wrestling
Ewwww

>Yeah just go out there Bryan, the crowd loves a good mystery.

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It's Brie Bella

What a terrible show. Tony has completely lost the plot.

who is even at forbidden door? seems like tanahashi and gaijins.