AEW DYNAMITE GAMETHREAD #1

TONIGHT
>Malakai Black vs Penta Oscuro in an All-Atlantic qualifying match
>Toni Storm vs Marina Shafir
>We hear from Christian Cage
>Bryan Danielson will address Forbidden Door/Blood & Guts
>Will Ospreay & Aussie Open vs Orange Cassidy & Roppongi Vice
>Chris Jericho & Lance Archer vs Jon Moxley & Hiroshi Tanahashi

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No Okada?

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I'm honestly just watching for the Christian promo then switching off

damn what a stacked card, can't wait

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Yes Christian, yes watch. Peepchads get in here

kek
Quick rolecall. How many trannies ITT are still delusionally believing they're getting Okada and/or Naito tonight?

No Christian no watch

Xirs...

>*coin drops*

>*I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY*

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>No Okada
This is truly heartbreaking. A brutal slaughter of my feelings. I haven't felt a betrayal this bad in my 60+ years of being a wrestling fan since that mischievous Ivan Koloff had his feet on the ropes to steal Bruno Sammartino's 7 year old WWWF Championship reign away from him. Et tu, Tony? Indeed, my hopes for Forbidden Door are dashed and my respect for the canine onanist diminished.

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lol

Fuck off you aren't the Muraco poster

god damn that looks STACKED! cant wait not to watch lol.

>Huh? The promotion for people that like cutting their dicks off? I'm good, amigo.
What the FUCK did he mean by this!?

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This is going to be a massive dumpster fire, just like Forbidden Door. I wonder how many people will cancel and not show when Danielson announces he can't be in it and No Okada?

What’s with Tony’s obsession with qualifying matches, especially when it has what I believe are 2 highly “ranked” stars of his company? Why not just expand the # of entries to 16 and let a few jobbers get some air time?

I guess they're getting all the tag matches out of the way, for the most part. I'm assuming that we'll be getting Christian's opponent for Forbidden Door tonight. Maybe Danielson but chances are that he'll be out of FD due to injury. Do you think his old injuries have come back to haunt him?

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everyone knows whos gonna win anyway

cope dronie

Yeah it's sad, but I think he's skipping it because the man is having a baby and he's not going to miss that. Abe would be proud.

Not even 500k tonight

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This is the motherfucking night AEW sisters. The night of the milly.

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Tranquiiiilo
Assen na yo
What are those estrogen pills for if they can't even stop you from seething?

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>muh trannies
keep your fetish to yourself

big milly big willy dronies can't sneed

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whats your favorite viper track? for me, its my hops.

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Okada I have low expectations but could still happen. Naito I don't see. If they were gonna bring just 1 of LIJ I imagine Shingo would be the one.

The Owen was a 16 man and it dragged WAY too long.

I imagine Shingo will be on the show in some multiman, yes. Maybe Hiromu as well? He's going to the US for some New Japan Strong show and everything.

To be fair, I don't even have a notion of how many matches this card will have.