GOAT
GOAT
Isaiah Murphy
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Carson Bennett
DIMES.
He’s on my top 5 wrestlers.
Dominic Clark
Never had one good match
Justin Diaz
GODDAMN RIGHT
Objectively wrong
youtube.com
Lincoln Thomas
Never drew a dime
Parker Reed
Fuck y'all niggas wanna do?
Dominic Williams
I wish Chono could've had that match with Kenta Kobashi when both were a little younger
Jayden Reyes
Then
>Bagged a hot blonde German wife
>Retired his mentor Lou Thesz (The GOAT)
>Had one of the best G1 matches ever
>5 times G1 Climax winner (Mr. G1)
>1x IWGP HW Champion
>Created nWo Japan
>Leader of nWo Japan
>Good friends with Kevin Nash, Scott Hall & Hollywood Hogan
>NJPW's top heel of the 90's (Black Charisma)
>Respected by the Yakuza to name his finisher after them
>Created TEAM 2000
>Leader of TEAM 2000
>BASED AF theme (Fuck Y'all Niggas Gonna Do?)
>As NJPW head booker was selfless enough to book himself to lose dream matches against Kenta Kobashi & Hulk Hogan
>Once met Batista who was in awe of Mr. Chono's presence
Now
>A Puroresu living legend
>Fashion Designer who owns & runs his own clothing line & store (ARISTRIST)
>Author of a handful of books
>Max Factory made a figma of him
>Representative Director of NWH Sports Lifesaving Association
>Japan Fire Fighting Association Fire Support Team Represenetive
>"Zero Ambassador" for the Japan Weather Association
>Oarai Town Ambassador
>Girls und Panzer Theatrical Version Support Ambassador
>Mie's IkuBoss Alliance Special Supporter
>Kanagawa Prefectural Police Security Ambassador
>Ibaraki Prefecture Ambassador
>World Pro-Wrestling Special Commentator
>Has a rap CD
>Hosts and guests in many variety & talk shows
>Appears in other Japanese media like commercials, anime, video games, music videos & dramas
>A lecturer who gets invited to do seminars and speeches in universities and
>His legendary slap is so over that Gaki no Tsukai can't be aired without him exploding Hosei's face with his palm
>Still appears in NJPW to commentate & award G1 Climax winners with the trophy every year
>His YouTube Channel "CHONO Network" has 129k subscribers
>Probably bangs his "stepdaughter" wrestler on the side too
Justin Howard
>killed nujapan in his path
Carter Rodriguez
>>His legendary slap is so over that Gaki no Tsukai can't be aired without him exploding Hosei's face with his palm
Absolutely fucking based. My new year won't start before I see him slap the shit out of Hosei.
Christian Wright
based
Jordan Reed
Jayden Lee
But enough about Tanahashi in the mid 2000s
Luke Perry
Elvis hair clean shaven Mutoh is dimes as fuck
Tyler Evans
>consensus the jannetty of the three musketeers
>still sold out more Tokyo Dome shows than Okada
KWAB
Caleb Edwards
I liked him with full beard short hair, but that didn't last long at all. Probably hated how much the beard itched.
Blake Sanchez
Based Theme, based Yakuza kick, based Onita match. Otherwise dimeless
Isaiah Thompson
Yeah but is he all elite
Gavin Martin
who? dimes look tho.
John Gomez
Get professional hel
Justin Watson
He wasn't as athletic as Mutoh nor was as explosive as Hashimoto and definitely wasn't as charismatic as them but he became yenful after turning heel in 1996, becoming nWo Japan's leader and the Black Charisma. He was a huge merch mover and his charisma made him over on variety shows as a rigid heel who bully cute idols and tarentos so he was always invited to appear on TV. Because of that, he's now the most well-known retired wrestler after Inoki and led to his successful career after his retirement as stated here
Christian Cruz
>based Onita match
He was the only one who actually had a competitive match with Onita during his short NJPW run. All the other guys buried him.